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Quote #13965

Posted on January 6, 2011 by sisterpoobond Leave a comment

“If you want an intelligent pet elephants may be the smartest of all pets”

– sisterpoobond

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Quote #13964

Posted on January 6, 2011 by sisterpoobond Leave a comment

“some people are happier with a cuddly pet”

– sisterpoobond

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Joke #13141

Posted on December 24, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

The father told his son, “I won’t waste money on pet food.  If you want a pet, get one that will eat table scraps.”

The next day the son brought home a termite farm.

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Joke #12473

Posted on November 27, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

PAPER BOY: “There’s a guy on my route who has sixty-two different daily newspaper delivered to his place every day.”

GIRL: “Wow.  He must be a well-read intellectual.”

PAPER BOY: “Nope.  He owns a pet store.”

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Tags: newspaper, pet, shit

 

Joke #11715

Posted on December 24, 2008 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What pet is found in most flying saucers?

A: A car-pet.

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Another variation of this joke:

Q: What pet is found in most cars?

A: A car-pet.

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Tags: carpet, pet, UFO

 

Joke #11164

Posted on June 16, 2008 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why aren’t Wednesday and Pugsley allowed to bring their pets to the dinner table?

A: Pets are served only for lunch.

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Tags: dinner, pet, Wednesday

 

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