Q: What do you call a French black guy?
A: Jacques Custodian.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #21839
Q: Did you hear about the black guy who had a heart attack on Halloween?
A: Somebody came dressed as a job.
Joke #21838
Q: Why did so few blacks vote for Jesse Jackson?
A: He promised them jobs.
Joke #21837
Q: How do you blind an Asian?
A: You put a windshield in front of him.
Joke #21836
Q: What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?
A: Roll-AIDS.
Joke #21835
Q: How does Santa Claus know he’s at a Jewish house?
A: There is a parking meter on the roof.
Joke #21834
Q: What do you call 10 black guys in a steam room?
A: Gorillas In The Mist.
Joke #21833
A priest and a rabbi were walking down the side walk.
On the other side of the street they see a 12 year old boy.
The priest says “Lets go fuck him.”
The rabbi looks for a minute and then says “Out of what?”
Joke #21832
After his wife had a baby, Michael Jackson asked the doctor when it would be OK to have sex again.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid was at least 12 or 13 years old.
Joke #21831
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider to be a Perfect “10”?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Joke #21830
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys’ pants were half-off.
Joke #21829
Q: What do you call a black guy drinking out of the toilet?
A: Pushing his luck.
Joke #21825
Q: Why didn’t hydrogen and oxygen make water?
A: Because water has two hydrogens!! HA HA HA HA HA GET IT TWO HYDROGENS HA ISN’T THAT FUNNY!!!
Joke #21640
A lady walks into a welfare office and the guy at the desk asks her how many kids she has.
She says, “23, and they’re all named Billy.”
The clerk says, “Why would you do a stupid thing like that?”
She says, “So if I wanna call them all at one time, all I have to do is say Billy.”
The clerk asks, “But what if you only wanna call one?”
The lady replies, “Easy, I call them by their last name.”
Joke #21638: No Send Backs
One day, a girl named Jessica went online. She started talking to another girl. It started out normally………
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Jessica: Hey person.
Other girl: Hello
Jessica: You’ve been a really interesting person to talk to.
Other girl: Really? Thanks. You really mean it?
Jessica: Yea.
Other girl: What’s ur name again?
Jessica: My name is Jessica. What’s urs?
Other girl: I can’t really tell u.
Jessica: Why?
Other girl: Because I’m dead.
Jessica: What?
Other girl: I’m dead.
Jessica: How can u be dead? I mean, dead people don’t i.m. living people.
Other girl: Yes they can because I can.
Jessica: Ok then, so ur dead. Ok. So what’s ur real name now that I know that u are dead?
Other girl: Mary, or at least it is now.
Jessica: So where do u live ‘dead person’ and what’s ur last name and ur real name?
Mary: Do you really want to know?
Jessica: Yea, duh. I mean, ur probably lyin and I wanna know who u really r by lookin in the phonebook.
Mary: You really wanna know??Jessica (Feeling Frustrated): Yes. I DO! Now just tell me ur dumb name!
Mary: I”m not dumb.?Jessica (Calming down a little): Fine then. Ur not. So tell me ur name.
Mary: I live in mirrors and travel by them, and my full name is BLoody Mary.?Jessica (Laughing): You can’t be bloody Mary. There’s no such thing!
Mary: Are u sure about that? Do you wanna find out the hard way? I know everythin about u. I know where u live, what u like, who u like, ur favorite color, ur full name, and I know what u are scared of.
Jessica: Ok, ur really freakin me out now. Stop it!
Mary: I won’t. If u don’t copy this conversation down and send it to 15 people, I will come to you.
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The Next Day…
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Jessica woke up in the morning after sending a copy of her conversation to 15 people. She went into her bathroom and turned on the lights. She looked
into her mirror and all of a sudden, the lights went out. She looked into the mirror and saw a person standing next to her with a long blood covered knife.
She was holding it up over Jessica’s head. Jessica looked around and felt around but felt nobody else in the room. She turned around and turned on the
lights. She turned around and there was no person beside her or in the mirror anymore. Then she looked on the ground and saw something red. She bent down and felt it. It was wet and looked like blood.
Bloody Mary didn’t hurt Jessica only because she sent the e-mail to 15 other people. Now you have to too or Bloody Mary might get you.
Send it to 14 or lower people, and you never know what might happen…
NO SEND BACKS!