Q: How many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw in the light bulb, the other to drive the pink Cadillac.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #22722
Q: What do you say when your TV elevates during the middle of the night?
A: “Drop it n*gga!”
Joke #22721
Q: How do you kill a cracker’s sister?
A: Kill their mom.
Joke #22720
Q: What is the difference between a black person and a snow tire?
A: The tire doesn’t start to sing when you put chains on it.
Joke #22719
Q: Do you remember the black family from the Jetsons?
A: No? The future looks pretty good, doesn’t it?
Joke #22718
Q: What is dumber than three white guys trying to build a house under water?
A: Three black guys trying to burn it down!
Joke #22717
Q: What do you call 4 black guys in a car?
A: Tinted windows.
Joke #22715
Q: What’s worse than a busload of blacks going off a cliff?
A: An empty seat!
Joke #22627
Q: What do you throw a drowning Obama?
A: 47% of America. (Thanks, Mitt Romney!)
Joke #22594
Q: What is the difference between a white girl and a airplane?
A: Not everyone has been in an airplane.
Joke #22570
Guy: Have you ever been wrong?
Guy 2: I thought I was once, but I was wrong.
Joke #22558
Q: What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A: Putting her back in her wheelchair
Joke #22557
Q: What did the scientist say when he discovered antimatter?
A: “It don’t matter.”
Joke #22443
Q: What starts with a N and ends with a R?
A: Neighbor
Joke #22433
Q: What’s a fish without any eyes?
A: A fsh.