big ego – n. a complex in which one doesn’t take praise as a compliment. They take it as the gospel truth.
Category Archives: Dictionary
These are the words from the Squackle dictionary.
pessimist
pessimist – n. a person who swears the human race was fixed to keep him from winning.
Mister Presidentures
Mister Presidentures – n. the name of top man in the dentist’s union
bill consolidation loan
bill consolidation loan – n. something a banker gives to someone who has everything and bought it all on time
feminist
feminist – n. a woman who’d rather organize political rallies than kitchen cabinets
ogla
ogla – n. a polar bear in Death Valley
shituation
shituation – n. a shitty situation
;} a situation involving defecation
seasickness
seasickness – n. the reason to travel by rail
quartet
quartet – n. where each of the four guys thinks the other three can’t carry a tune
political pie
political pie – n. sort of a plum pudding topped with applesauce
pedestrian
pedestrian – n. a person who should be seen and not hurt
optimist
optimist – n. a person who buys a car and hopes he’ll find a parking space before the car is paid for
;} a person who lights a match before asking to borrow a cigarette
;} a person who starts a diet on Thanksgiving
;} a person who swears off liquor on New Year’s Eve
mustache
mustache – n. a misplaced eyebrow
mother-in-law
mother-in-law – n. a woman who is never outspoken
map
map – n. something that will tell you everything except how to fold it up again