forve – n. a hybridized kitchen utensil in which a knife and a fork have an illegitimate child, and you get a retarded fork called a forve. A forve is a fork that has one longer blade on it and cuts your mouth every time you put it in there to eat something.
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These are the words from the Squackle dictionary.
spork
spork – n. a hybridized kitchen utensil, which is the combination of a spoon and fork combined. It is essentially a spoon with teeth on the end.
bitemare
bitemare – n. a dream in which animals are attacking you
farmer
farmer – n. someone who is outstanding in his field
porkypine
porkypine – n. what you get from the genetic splicing of a cactus and a pig together.
doyouthinkhesaurus
doyouthinkhesaurus – n. a dinosaur that lost his glasses
armchair quarterback
armchair quarterback – n. a man who spends his entire life telling people what play to run, but couldn’t run a play if his life depended on it.
filthy rich
filthy rich – adj. having wall-to-wall carpet on your sidewalk and driveway
;} getting all the strenuous exercise you need just from lifting your wallet
;} having a bank book fatter than a phone book
;} to be watching the Joneses go broke trying to keep up with you
;} to be rich enough to tip a mugger who robs you
;} to be never worrying about losing your wallet because you carry a spare
;} to be getting gangrene from counting your money
chiselitis
chiselitis – n. a medical condition diagnosed by the propensity to not pay medical bills
nincompoop
nincompoop – n. a rich kid who really believes that the school bully is going to pay back the money he borrowed from him
good salesman
good salesman – n. a person who can convince you that you’ve always wanted a product you never saw before in your life
alimony
alimony – n. the billing without the cooing
crick
crick – n. the noise a Japanese camera makes
pro wrestler
pro wrestler – n. a method actor in trunks
old-timer
old-timer – n. a person who remembers when a hot lunch at school was a warm meal instead of a stolen sandwich