Sievany has joined the guild.
Sievany: has come online.
Sievany: bleh
Sievany: <sera
davepoobond: who
Sievany: <sepahry
davepoobond: who
Sievany: err sephary
davepoobond: who
Sievany: shush you!
davepoobond: 🙂
Sievany: =(
These are the Stupid IMs. They’re stupid, duh. 1 to 1 messaging.
Sievany has joined the guild.
Sievany: has come online.
Sievany: bleh
Sievany: <sera
davepoobond: who
Sievany: <sepahry
davepoobond: who
Sievany: err sephary
davepoobond: who
Sievany: shush you!
davepoobond: 🙂
Sievany: =(
I was posting this in Trade Chat:
“Tired of spending like 3 minutes or more on a typical heroic dungeon boss? Sick of seeing baddie dps doing less damage than the healer? Queue with a 402 ilvl dps! 100g/each normal or heroic dungeon. PST for invite!”
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Kissandkillu: is that a guild invigte?
davepoobond: a what now
Kissandkillu: what?
Kissandkillu: do you wish for a g iviite
davepoobond: i have a sick
Kissandkillu: ??
Kissandkillu: lol do I know you
davepoobond: yes
Kissandkillu: then I wish you love and tons of happniess
In Trade:
davepoobond: WTS [Knotted Handwraps] 125g
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Invisibad: il lgive ya 50
Invisibad: il lgive ya 50
davepoobond: nah
Invisibad: 60?
davepoobond: 125
davepoobond: its 150 on the ah
Invisibad: now ur stretching it ill go 85
davepoobond: im not stretching it, that was the original price
Invisibad: check my lvl
Invisibad: ok?
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I do a /who and sees that he is level 45…
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Invisibad: iaint rich homie
davepoobond: well, i am
davepoobond: and id rather keep it than sell at that price
Invisibad: lol hunter leather
davepoobond: yes, lol 😛
davepoobond: cause i would never have an alt rogue
Unholytank: my cat pastway last night 🙁
Zanbon: this is awkward
Zanbon: my cat died last night too
Zanbon: he was in the car whenmy mom’s car ran off the road and crashed into that tree
Zanbon: wow is all i have left
Roxast: you are the worst fuckin hunter i have ever seen lololol nice 2kills in that bg llololol
davepoobond: you’re cool bro
Roxast: lololol
I am on a level 78 Death Knight, and a level 85 hunter whispers me…
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Gotswagger: 2v2?
davepoobond: whosajiggawhat?
Gotswagger: well?
davepoobond: yeah ok
Gotswagger: tight!
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Gotswagger invites me to a group. A minute goes by, then he removes me from the group. 20 seconds later he invites me again, obviously trying to add me to his arena team to no success.
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Gotswagger: not high enough
davepoobond: im really high
Gotswagger: lol
A level 60 hunter sees me on my Death Knight flying the Death Knight-only flying mount (meaning hunters cannot get that mount)…
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Glowann: how do you get one of those?
Glowann: (flying mounts)
davepoobond: i bought it
Glowann: were
davepoobond: acherus
Glowann: and thats?
davepoobond: what
Glowann: were is acherus?
davepoobond: epl
Glowann: ty
Glowann: what level do you need to befor it?
Glowann: (flying mount)
Glowann: were in acherus?
davepoobond: vendor
Glowann: in the in the sky
davepoobond: ya
Glowann: dead commander thalanor?
davepoobond: idk
Glowann: whats the mount called?
davepoobond: [Winged Steed of the Ebon Blade]
Glowann: i can’t fined it
Glowann: 🙁
Glowann: ;(
Glowann: do you know were i can buy a dragon mount
Glowann: ?
davepoobond: no
Glowann: :/
Glowann: ty
In trade chat I say:
davepoobond: WTS [Tremendous Tankard O’ Terror] pst offer
davepoobond: WTS [Flintrock Shoulders] – xmog gear 100g
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And in whispers I get….
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Edwarto: il buy it
Edwarto: il buy it
davepoobond: which one
Edwarto: the thing your selling
davepoobond: [Flintrock Shoulders]?
Edwarto: the thing u had on trade chat
davepoobond: [Tremendous Tankard O’ Terror]?
Edwarto: u know the one u had on trade chat u were advertising
davepoobond: yeah i put two items
davepoobond: those two
Edwarto: ya il take the one
davepoobond: you sure? the one that you want might not be the one that you want
davepoobond: it might be even two things in one
Edwarto: how much for it
davepoobond: depending on what the one thing is
davepoobond: well, depends on what one thing you want
davepoobond: do you want the thing that is one thing or the one thing that is two things
davepoobond: do you want the shoulders or the mace
Sanydiusw is selling rare mounts in trade.
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davepoobond: ill buy it for 10k
Sanydiusw: lol no thanks
davepoobond: how much for magic rooster egg then???
Sanydiusw: Cash
davepoobond: whats that
Sanydiusw: $
davepoobond: gold?
Sanydiusw: No
davepoobond: ??
davepoobond: can i trade you a copy of death to all humans: big willy unleashed
Sanydiusw: only real money.:(
davepoobond: and a flask of winds
Sanydiusw: Sorry.:P
Sanydiusw: sorry
davepoobond: what are you sorry for
Sanydiusw: coz we selling them in $.:)
davepoobond: who is we???
Sanydiusw: dollars
davepoobond: who
Sanydiusw: our company.:)
davepoobond: what is a that
Sanydiusw: i am a gold seller
davepoobond: i thought you said you dont want gold?
davepoobond: i have a sick
davepoobond: i need god to fix to my visa
Atomics: can i ask u a question
davepoobond: sure
Atomics: what enchant goes on a bow
davepoobond: 10g to answer
Atomics: lol nvm
davepoobond: ok 5g
davepoobond is on a dating site… and then…
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DonutLover: hey
davepoobond: hi
davepoobond: how’s it going
DonutLover: slowly..tired but not sleepy…
DonutLover: hows your night going
davepoobond: not bad, just trying to waste the last couple of hours of the day before going to sleep
DonutLover: i hear ya
DonutLover: how has this site been for you
davepoobond: pretty crappy actually, dont really get many interactions from people
davepoobond: you’re the 2nd person to actually say more than 1 thing to me heh
davepoobond: how about for you
DonutLover: hah, same deal, i look through these profiles and mostly find myself thinking …why does he have his shirt off or what a retard…i know…harsh critic
davepoobond: i see nothing but variations of “please keep your shirt on” or stuff like that on girls profiles
DonutLover: haha..really
davepoobond: yeah, its getting kinda boring at this point. i dont see any girls without their shirts on, so i’m wondering what i’m missing
DonutLover: im pretty sure theres some sluty gals around….put some effort into looking davepoobond
davepoobond: hahah well that was a joke 😛
DonutLover: “no”,,,,,”really”….?! lol
davepoobond: 😉
davepoobond: so whats your favorite kind of doughnut
DonutLover: Jelly filled…what about you
davepoobond: old-fashioned
davepoobond: as long as it doesnt taste like carrots
davepoobond: ive had one that tasted like carrots, it was very confusing
DonutLover: carrots?…were you high?
DonutLover: Kidding kidding
DonutLover: 🙂
davepoobond: no, it was the morning, so might as well have been
DonutLover: hahaha….
DonutLover: So…how was your monday
davepoobond: it was a normal monday i suppose. went to work and then came back home and watched some netflix
davepoobond: how about yours
DonutLover: well..didnt have to work..apparently its a presidents bday or something..but i did have to go fix some major paperwork mistakes i hid earlier in the week
DonutLover: what do you do for milk money kiddo
davepoobond: well uh Martin Luther King wasn’t a president, but i guess that’s close enough haha 😛
DonutLover: im glad you get my sarcasm..o.0
davepoobond: just makin sure!
davepoobond: i do video editing for an investigations company and freelance video editing as well on the side
DonutLover: sounds….entertaining…..
DonutLover: dot dot dot..lol
davepoobond: very. i’ve always been good with computers, and i love to act smart about things people dont know about, and no one knows anything about video, so therein lies where i make money
davepoobond: and i can rub it in people’s faces too and its easier to act like i know what im doing
DonutLover: arent you charming…hah, i must say i am jealous of tech geeks…there so useful..them and wilderness firefighters..
davepoobond: are you around a lot of fires in the wilderness?
DonutLover: no..but i mean..knowing me..im pretty sure..itll happen
davepoobond: guess it’d be good to keep a pocket fire extinguisher then
DonutLover: they have those?
davepoobond: sure. imagination makes anything possible.
DonutLover: hmmmm….itd be less weight if i just brought a wilderness ff along though
davepoobond: but how would he fit in your pocket
DonutLover: obviously gamers dudes dont use logics much..eh davebond
DonutLover: id carry him on my back
DonutLover: dah
davepoobond: how long have you had a profile for
DonutLover: not sure..i made it along time ago.and havent been on in a while…
davepoobond: into any movies at all?
DonutLover: classics…what are you into
davepoobond: everything
DonutLover: agh…thats specific
davepoobond: i was a film major, so there isn’t a movie that i can’t or won’t watch
davepoobond: the absolute worst movie i have ever seen was Da Hip Hop Witch
davepoobond: and i almost turned it off it was so terrible
DonutLover: haha…awkward
DonutLover: why were you even watching it?
davepoobond: whats your favorite classic movie then
davepoobond: cause i heard Eminem was in it, and that it was supposed to be a parody of The Blair Witch Project
davepoobond: and i thought he was going to be going through the woods with some middle schoolers
davepoobond: but it was nothing like that at all
DonutLover: hahahaha…goodness….i like how that appeals to you..well my classics are not the norms of the designated, i just prefer black and whites, anything with spencer tracey and older war flics..
davepoobond: spencer tracey huh.
DonutLover: for some reason i have no interest in modern comedy..like those bachlor films
DonutLover: tracy gable wayne..i know im a patriot
davepoobond: touch of evil and philadelphia are a couple of ones ive seen that i like
davepoobond: citizen kane until the end was great. i thought the ending was dumb
DonutLover: ive never seen citizen kane
DonutLover: what happens at the ending
davepoobond: geez i cant spoil the ending for you
davepoobond: there’d be no point in watching it
DonutLover: exactly
DonutLover: help a stranger out
DonutLover: odds are….youll enjoy it
davepoobond: enjoy what?
davepoobond: spoiling a movie?
DonutLover: haha….fine ill google it
DonutLover: goodness
davepoobond: at least im not the catalyst
DonutLover: you and your big words
davepoobond: indubitably
DonutLover: i concure
DonutLover: cure
DonutLover: hah
davepoobond: making up words now? awkward
DonutLover: awkwardly awesome
davepoobond: that was actually an inside joke.
davepoobond: cause i’ve made about oh i dont know… 6000 words
DonutLover: and how far has that got ya craphead
davepoobond: i dont know, ill let you know when it gets me somewhere
DonutLover: haha…so i guess well never know then
davepoobond: i found this one girl’s profile where she says she wouldnt mind sleeping on a grave for a first date
DonutLover: shes a keeper
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She leaves the chat. Apparently she wasn’t very interested.
In trade chat…
[2] [davepoobond]: i am almost at 3 million gold
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Slevinn: how do you make so much gold
Slevinn: i will give you a bj for a million
davepoobond: r u a grl
Slevinn: yes
davepoobond: how big r ur boobs
Slevinn: 34c
davepoobond: what is the psi of your mouth
Slevinn: i have no gage reflex
davepoobond: psi!
davepoobond: pounds/square inch
Slevinn: is that like sucking pressure or what
davepoobond: yes
Slevinn: more then you can handle
davepoobond: sounds interesting
davepoobond: how much experience do you have
Slevinn: enough
davepoobond: do you have any personal references
Slevinn: haha not that play wow
davepoobond: i see…
davepoobond: i have inside sources that say 34c is small, do you beg to differ?
Slevinn: yeah
davepoobond: are there any extra addons
Slevinn: 4
davepoobond: 4 what
davepoobond: i meant like perks
davepoobond: what makes you different from the competition
davepoobond: 34c isnt small, its a nice size
davepoobond: i looked it up on google
In trade:
[2] [Edierit]: wts [Reins of the Swift Spectral Tiger] [Reins of the Spectral Tiger] [Vial of the Sands]
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davepoobond: how much for spectral
Edierit: [Reins of the Swift Spectral Tiger]460$ [Reins of the Spectral Tiger]320$ [Vial of the Sands]55$
davepoobond: 460 gold?
Edierit: nono
davepoobond: what do you mean then??? i only have gold???
Edierit: sorry,enjoy your time
davepoobond: hello?
davepoobond: please cod it to me for 460 gold
Edierit: nono
davepoobond: why not????
davepoobond: you want 460 gold for it?
Edierit: i need money ,dude
davepoobond: but gold is money??
Edierit: is real money,i want ,im poor
davepoobond: why are you poor
Edierit: i have no job ,so
Edierit: goodbye man,enjoy your time
davepoobond: but your job is warlock?
Fireflies: what if i have 331 hunter can i
davepoobond: what
Fireflies: i have lvl 85 hunter but item lvl 331
Fireflies: can i
davepoobond: can you WHAT
Fireflies: nvm