Q: What kind of a cat writes book after book?
A: A cat-o-nine “tales”!
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Joke #17581
Q: What do you call a gossipy cat or dog?
A: A tail-bearer!
Joke #17580
Q: What kind of turtle can you never trust?
A: A turtle-tale!
Joke #17579
Q: Why did the dog keep chasing his tail?
A: He wanted to see if he could make ends meet!
Purr-fect Pet Proverbs
Don’t put the cat before the horse.
It takes one to show one.
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a Manx healthy, wealthy, and wise.
No mews is good mews.
A stitch in time saves nine lives.
He who laps last laps best.
A rolling bone gathers no moss.
Mice guys finish last.
Joke #17577
Q: Which heavenly body did the space cat seriously try to avoid?
A: Sirius, the Dog Star!
Joke #17576
Q: Who is the superhero of the jungle?
A: Spidermonkey!
Joke #17575
Q: In which branch of military service do fish serve best?
A: The tank corps!
Joke #17574
Q: Which part of a fish weighs the most?
A: The scales!
Joke #17573
Q: What did the salesman say when he knocked on the door of the doghouse?
A: “I’d like to speak to the Mastiff of the house, please!”
Joke #17572
Q: What did everyone ask the angry butcher when the cat stole something from his store?
A: “What’s the matter — cat got your tongue?”
Joke #17571
DOG: “What’s your favorite fruit?”
OTHER DOG: “Paw-paws!”
Joke #17570
Q: What do they say about a cat who bites?
A: “Cat-nip!”
Joke #17569
Q: What did Maw say when she got married?
A: “Give me Paw.”
Joke #17568
Q: What did the pet leopard say after eating its owner?
A: “That sure hit the spot!”