Q: What did the swimming pool say to the springboard?
A: “You’re diving me crazy!”
All posts by davepoobond
Joke #17930
Q: Can kids learn to fly jet planes?
A: Of course, but they have to use training wheels.
Joke #17929
Q: What country did the python represent at the Olympics?
A: The United Snakes of America.
Joke #17928
Q: What would you get if you crossed an athlete with a pumpkin?
A: Jock-o’-lantern.
Joke #17927
Q: What felines have the most strikes against them?
A: Bowling alley cats.
Joke #17926
Q: What would you get if you crossed a ghost with a soccer ball?
A: Field ghouls.
Joke #17925
PARATROOPER LEADER: “What’s the most important rule to remember when jumping?”
PARATROOPER STUDENT: “Chute first, ask questions later.”
Joke #17924
Q: What kind of clothes do parachutists wear?
A: Jump suits.
Joke #17923
Q: Why did the zombie lose the race?
A: He was dead last.
Joke #17922
Q: What would you get if you crossed a race car with a bellboy?
A: Vrooom service.
Joke #17921
Q: What does a dentist on a hockey team specialize in?
A: Puck teeth.
Joke #17920
Q: Where do hockey players stay in New York?
A: Empire Skate Building
Joke #17919
Q: How were Adam and Eve kept from gambling?
A: Their pair of dice (paradise) was taken from them.
Ye Ald Bulletin Board
Courtesy of the “Wayback Machine” I’ve found the most current, browsable, version of the old Squackle Bulletin Board that I have many fond memories of.
If you’d like to take a look, here it is:
http://web.archive.org/web/20061127051009/www.squackle.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi
It makes me want to make another forum, but I don’t think anyone would even join it. So maybe later.
Not all the forums and pages are viewable, it seems. But oh well. I do have all the posts stored away somewhere, but I don’t think I’ll be able to convert them into something more modern since its a few years old.
Joke #17917
Q: What ancient Egyptian beauty queen wore spiked running shoes?
A: Cleats-o-patra.