Q: Did you hear about the circus fire?
A: It was in tents (intense).
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Ridiculous Spam Mail #24501
Nice to meet you, my name is Ella. My boyfriend dumped me today in the morning.
I got so sad, that I first wanted to get drunk, but later I realized that finding a fuck buddy will be a better medicine for me.
Can you heal my broken heart with your magic cock? Get it out of your first aid kit and inject it through my vagina.
WoW Chat #24500: Bunnylol -> davepoobond
Bunnylol: (whispers me two Chinese words)
davepoobond: lol hi
Bunnylol: chinese
davepoobond: japanese
davepoobond: look at these!
Bunnylol: sorry
davepoobond: are you a girl?
Bunnylol: lol
Bunnylol: yes
davepoobond: can i ask u a question?
Bunnylol: no
davepoobond: y not?
davepoobond: do you like america?
nrigarutnicuim
nrigarutnicuim – v. to run out of toilet paper and resort to wiping your ass with the old boogery tissue paper you left in the trash can
Ex. The old man is so lazy at buying more toilet paper he nrigarutnicuimed.
vohese
vohese – n. an orgasm you get from playing Pac-Man
rotircseu
rotircseu – v. to use a toilet in a bathroom as a legit chair everyday for like office work because your life is so much of a mess you don’t bother buying a chair for your use. It’s not that you can’t afford it, its just that you don’t give a damn
ipudisteie
ipudisteie – v. to eat dinner while on the toilet
exigentea
exigentea – v. to remove a generic brand tea from the selection you offer to your guests.
Ex. Make sure you exigentea what we offer to John and Carol.
cimtwo
cimtwo – n. a word that was created by using a word search puzzle’s random arrangement of letters
Ex. This word search has plenty of cimtwos that will one day be defined.
kesklmya
kesklmya – v. to constantly berate someone into brushing their teeth without giving them the opportunity to make the decision for themselves first to do so
The Driving Test
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Submitted through the Jingle Bells song submission form.
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This form was submitted: Oct 23 2003 / 12:36:18
name = FaggotMon
email = wiopuwhef@aol.com
use_email = yes
jinglesong = JINGLE BELLS, YOUR SITE SMELLS, YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCKING LAME! THIS SONG SUCKS, MY BIG NUTS, WHILE YOU ALL GET GANG BANGED! HEY!
Bad Submission #24436
Submitted with the Jingle Bells song submission form.
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This form was submitted: Apr 12 2004 / 09:58:10
name = peupty peupty pants
email =
use_email = no
jinglesong = jingle bells jingle bells
dicknurear makes me laugh
yea yea yea…
esehov
esehov – v. to blow your nose into aluminum foil like it was a tissue
Joke #24431
Q: There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
A: 499
Q: What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
A: Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge.
Q: What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A: Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge.
Q: The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it and why?
A: Giraffe. He’s stuck in a refrigerator.
Q: Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?
A: The alligators are all at the birthday party.
Q: Sally dies anyways. Why?
A: She got hit in the head by a flying brick.