All posts by davepoobond

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UPDATE 12-27-00

davepoobond: hi…um..ok…..merry christmas

stuff updated/put up:

Squackle Songs: An Erasing We Will Go, sung to the song, “A Hunting We Will Go”, The I Found a Penny Song, sung to no song, Jingle Balls, sung to the song “Jingle Bells”, Jingle Bells Songs – submitted by davepoobond, but we don’t know who originally made them up

Squackle Quotes: elmoisfurry quotes, Mrs. DYKE quotes, Misc. quotes

UPDATE 12-16-00

davepoobond: hello…sorry for the late update…i took down the quiz, i’m having some problems…

stuff updated/put up:

Win Our Award!

Squackle Songs: The Appliance Song, just lyrics to a “potential” song

Other JunkSquackle Quotes, Mrs. DYKE Conversation: Puppies

Squackle Poems: poo poo, They Mold,  Table Chairs

The Screwed Up Town: Ms. E The Math Teacher Is Boring

The Screwed Up Country: Notes on China

The Screwed Up World: Literacy Rates, What Teachers Think About Those “Stupid Clicky Eraser Thingys!”, It Would Be Really Strange If Cameras Flew

Squackle Stories: Municipal Poopoo – a story about a piece of poop that is a detective in a sespool

Squackle Guestbook #20449

Katie aka RaevenAnge ~*RaevenAngel’s Never Never Land*~ 10/Dec/2000:23:45:54
Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I really like this site for some reason. All the juvenile humor
tickles my funny bone. I’m not insulting anyone I hope. I can’t
believe I’m up for the Squackle Award, I mean, I’m so proud of my
lameness…I think all my friends might be too. Well, I’m going to go
now, but I leave you with this warning: Watch out for the rabid
muffins! They’re hazardous to your health!!!!!
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

UPDATE 12-03-00

davepoobond:  well, we have some stuff, but i would really like it if anyone sent anything in.  you don’t even have to make it, and i’ll give you credit for it.  its not that hard!

stuff updated/put up:

Downloads

Squackle Poems:  The Plastic Gore Head Said, My Chin is on the Wall

Squackle Songs:   Popeye Songs – submitted by davepoobond, but we don’t know who originally made them up.

Other Junk:  Squackle Quotes, Not Really Called Anything…

Squackle Stories:  The Manicle – a story about a super hero

The Screwed Up Country:  Version 1 of the President of Brazil’s Inaugural Speech – by davepoobond and elmoisfurry

UPDATE 11-19-00

davepoobond:  well, sorry for the late update, but there is almost nothing at all to put up!  please send us stuff, here: davebond_cashmm@hotmail.com

stuff updated/put up:

Squackle Metaphors

Other Junk:  Squackle Quotes

Squackle Pictures

check out the Dictionary:  42 more words added!  440 words now in the dictionary!

UPDATE 11-10-00

Stimpyismyname:  i have a 3 day weekend!  yayyy!  big update!  whoo whoo!

davepoobond: we’re trying to look for new sponsors to put up on the site, if you have any in mind and feel like telling us, please email it to davebond_cashmm@hotmail.com

stuff updated/put up:
Downloads

Squackle Metaphors

Other Junk:  Squackle Quotes, Funny Sentences, Kurt Kobain’s Magic Talking 8-Ball, Kirby Dance!, Questions

Holiday Stuff:  Cheap Halloween Costumes, Squackle Holidays You Can Celebrate

Squackle Stories:  Little Red Riding Tax Collector – by Holmes

Squackle Poems:  AUHH!!, BLAH BLAH POOOOOOOOOOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!, hello

Squackle Jokes:  Blonde Jokes – submitted by ChibiChan33, Brothel Parrot, The Final Exam, Retiring Rabbi

Stupid IMs:  Rhydin CheapNSave

Squackle Pictures

UPDATE 11-04-00

davepoobond:  moo…….sorry for the late update, my mouse ball was taken away and i couldnt get on for a week…

Stimpyismyname:  look!  i’m an elephant man!

stuff updated/put up:

SBC (potty mouth version):  Tyson and Friends 2nd Episode

SBC (censored version):  Tyson and Friends 2nd Episode

Other Junk:  Squackle Quotes

UPDATE 10-21-00

davepoobond:   wow!  almost 350 words in the dictionary!  keep using these words, and they may actually get into a REAL dictionary!

stuff updated/put up:

Squackle Links

Stupid IMs:  Eating Out Mya IM, babykisses IM

Other Junk:  Squackle Quotes

Squackle Stories:  (Mini Story) Court Room Files – a short little skit type thingy

UPDATE 10-5-00

davepoobond:  moo….there is no longer going to be downloads of the week, just a section for downloads, which will be added to everytime we find a thing to put as a download

Stimpyismyname:  QC cards are in production!!

Elmoisfurry:  Ich Bin Eine Esel!

stuff updated/put up:

Squackle Pictures

Squackle Links

Stupid IMs:  kittycat IM, Tips Of Deepness IM, L00K AT MY JUGGz IM, Santa IM, Squall IM, spoom!, Rhydin Private School

The Screwed Up World:  The Ship-Bottle Theory, Microwave Popcorn Theory, Lean Pockets vs Hot Pockets

Other Junk:  The Missing Dollar!