Q: What’s yellow and writes?
A: A ball point banana.
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Joke #20870
Q: What do you call a very religious potato?
A: A medi-tater.
Joke #20864
Q: In baseball, what’s at home plate?
A: Dinner.
Joke #20863
Q: What is big, brown, and has red dots?
A: A gorilla with chicken pox.
Joke #20862
Q: Why did the boy put glue on his pencil?
A: He wanted his words to stick.
Joke #20861
Q: What did the wall say to the corner?
A: I’ll meet you at the roof.
Joke #20860
Q: How do hens stay fit?
A: They eggs-ercise
Joke #20859
Q: If Miss Issippi brought a New Jersey for Miss Ouri, what would Della Wear?
A: I don’t know, but Alaska (I’ll ask her).
Joke #20857
Guess What?
Chicken Butt.
Guess why?
Chicken thigh.
Joke #20856
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: He didn’t want to be called a chicken.
Joke #20855
Q: What did the ocean say to the shore?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Joke #20853
Q: What did the baby corn say to mama corn?
A: Where’s Pop corn?
Joke #20852
Q: How does a snake say sister?
A: “Sisssster.”
Joke #20851
Q: What do you call a tick on the moon?
A: A lunar-tick
zincudhig
zincudhig – n. a whole-house water treatment and filtration system that takes any of the water expended in the house, treats/filters it into new water to be used in the house again.