All posts by davepoobond

I own this site.

UPDATE 12-04-02

davepoobond: i got this file that was supposed to be metallica covering pearl jam – jeremy. but its just 3 guys being idiots and singing the whole thing with the actual song. but i like it!

Holmes: There are three types of people in this world…those who can count, and those who can’t

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1410 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up World– Anti-Blue Jay Campaign, Oatmeal, Ducks As Food???, The Heaven and Hell Theory, The Cheetoes Conspiracy, The “lol” Theory

Stupid IMs – Blind Bubba IM 7, Tiffanygirl 0108 IM, elmoisfurry IM 14

Questionable Content / QC Characters – Egg Head King of the Yolk Folk, Hillman The Marvelous, K

Squackle Quotes – Ms. Boms, Movies, davepoobond, elmoisfurry, Mrs. Biology Bitch, Around School, Mr. P-yooson, Misc. Quotes

Other Junk – Assicons

UPDATE 11-30-02

davepoobond: help us out and visit our sponsors at the bottom of the page once in a while.

elmoisfurry: fuck fuck fuck ahahaa…

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1400 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Commercial: Super Secure Trash Cans, Commercial: Old Man Soda, Commercial: Regurgitated Dehydrated Instant Soup, Commercial: Radio Carpet, Commercial: Radiator Carpet, Commercial: Radioactive Carpet, Commercial: Aguafina, Commercial: Poop E. Pizza, Commercial: Squackle! Shop, Daves Of Our Lives Episode 4

Squackle Quotes – davepoobond, Mrs. Biology Bitch, Around School, Mr. P-yooson

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 34, Bad Submission 35, Bad Submission 36

Other Junk – Find Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

UPDATE 11-25-02

davepoobond: help us out and visit our sponsors at the bottom of the page once in a while.

elmoisfurry: who cares? who cares?

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1390 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – The Pump Girls Episode 4, The Pump Girls Episode 5, The Pump Girls Episode 6, The Pump Girls Episode 7, The Pump Girls Episode 8

Jokes – Quicky Jokes

Stupid IMs – OooO HaiIeY OooO IM, Fajita Bum IM 2, ooO MaDeLiNe Ooo IM

Squackle Quotes – Ms. Boms, Around School, TV

The Screwed Up Town – Hot Pix (this was on a computer, and it’ll be shown like how it was)

Squackle Guestbook #20586

Sunday 11/24/2002 5:40:31pm
Name: %ÄvRî£%
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/peachieprincess1785/angel04
E-Mail: smirnoff_ice_babe1459@hotmail.com
I like to shop…sk8…listen 2 music…chill wif friend drive gatta prob with it then sue meh!!!!!!
I like Squackle!: Yes
Comments: i like this site i think its kewl it just needs a lil bet more work done to it thats all an if u dont like it then sue meh!!!!!!!!!!!!

UPDATE 11-20-02

davepoobond: use WWW.SQUACKLE.COM

elmoisfurry: mmmmh…….yeaaaaaa….::waves his finger::

stuff updated/put up:

Register at the Squackle! Bulletin Board – register, and join the fun! yayyyyyyyyyyy…………..

Dictionary – 1380 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – The Stupidest IM, another stupid IM, Another funny IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Daves Of Our Lives Episode 1, Daves Of Our Lives Episode 2, Daves Of Our Lives Episode 3

Questionable Content / QC Characters – Rorman Gorman Borman, Bread Woman

UPDATE 11-13-02

davepoobond: yeah, finally after 3 years, we have www.squackle.com. I hope you use it with pride.

elmoisfurry: ::flicks dave off::

stuff updated/put up:

Register at the Squackle! Bulletin Board – come here and post…now…

Dictionary – 1370 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – Emma-Lou IM, FrogInBlender IM, Flamable Lector IM

Poems – Limericks

The Screwed Up Games – The Sims Online (PC) (Rating: 4/10), Star Fox (N64) Gripe, Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete (Rating: 10/10)

Other Junk – Find Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

Squackle Quotes – elmoisfurry, The Internet, Ms. Boms, Mrs. Biology Bitch, davepoobond, Around School, Mrs. Stickums, Ms. Signs, Movies, TV, Radio

Fuck Off

Nobody fucking listens to me, of if they do even a little, they don’t fucking care what I have to say, or denote it as “talking back” or “weak” or “not worth thinking about.”

You know what I say to all of them?  FUCK OFF.  FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF!  GODDAMIT!  The only people I can let off my anger or emotions to really is to you, the faceless visitors of this site that I take so much pride in, and the only thing in my life that seems successful even.  Everything seems to be trying to get in the way of it, almost forcing me to have to pass it along to someone else or close it down entirely, repeatedly over and over.

You know what I say to everyone of those people that try to get in the way?  Fuck you.  You might not know what I’m talking about really.  I’m just mad right now and felt like I should write something.

UPDATE 11-06-02

Blind Bubba: cell phones have no hold upon the life of malcolm x

elmoisfurry: I cant read

stuff updated/put up:

Bulletin Board – come here and post…now…

Dictionary – 1360 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – IgetBORED IM, IgetBORED IM 2, Ella2002 IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Commercial: Gas Station Shades, Commercial: Insta-Pantie Party Spray, Commercial: Bozo the Clown Deodorants, Commercial: Twiggs Cereal, Commercial: Herb Orgasmic Essence

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 31, Bad Submission 32, Bad Submission 33

Songs – Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, London Bride Is Falling Down Songs

UPDATE 11-02-02

davepoobond: Sharon Turner is the love of my life

elmoisfurry: yo Sharon Turner give me a call, ho! ::raises the roof::

stuff updated/put up:

Bulletin Board – comon, register god dammit.  its a “kewl” place to hang out man.  oh yeahhhh!

Dictionary – 1350 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – davepoobond IM 12, davepoobond IM 13

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Commercial: DAVEPOOBOND-B-GONE!, Commercial: Yuck! Be Gone Sauce, Commercial: Ibanez Guitars, Commercial: Gay Glasses

Questionable Content / QC Comics – Clean Your Mouse, Doom: Not Counterstrike, Donald’s Hammer

Squackle Quotes – TV, Misc. Quotes