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OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – aol secrets”. ***

Ami: «=§©§=» Amber «=§©§=»

Ami: (¯`’·.¸©(¯`’·.¸© Amber ©¸.·’´¯)©¸.·’´¯)

Avoiding: argg..

Ami: hehe

Ami: works

Avoiding: you mIRC idlers 😛

davepoobond: well, anybody gonna tell me any secrets?

Avoiding: Secret # 1

Avoiding: i am a whore

Avoiding: there..

Avoiding: thats all i know

davepoobond: thats no secret!

Avoiding: iiiiiiiiiii

Ami: im out

Ami: g nite

OnlineHost: Ami has left the room.

davepoobond: are you a bearded lady?

OnlineHost: Golfer has entered the room.

Avoiding: |||||||||||||||||IIIIIIIIII|||||||||||||IIIIIIIlllllllllllIIIIII|||||||||||||IIIIIIIIII|||||

Avoiding: not long enough

Avoiding: yes i am

Avoiding: thank you for noticing

davepoobond: do u speak sphanish?

davepoobond: svanish

davepoobond: something like that

Golfer: ok I want to know some secrets that I dont know

Avoiding: no i speak 3 forms of jibberish

davepoobond: ok, secret #1

davepoobond: AOL is run by non-other than Steve Case’s dog

davepoobond: skippy

Avoiding: no no

Avoiding: skippy is dead

Golfer: lol

davepoobond: no?

Avoiding: i shot him the leg

davepoobond: oh yeah, i forgot

Avoiding: he ran off into the road

Avoiding: and got hit by a car

Chat Logs, Lame Chat Rooms

poop

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OnlineHost: *** You are in “poop”. ***

davepoobond: hey hey!

Crazy717: yo

davepoobond: wats up

Crazy717: lol

Crazy717: nuttin

Crazy717: u?

davepoobond: same, i’m just bored

davepoobond: what are you guys doing in a room named poop

davepoobond: only weirdos would go to a room named poop

davepoobond: sheesh

Crazy717: F

Crazy717: r

Crazy717: o

davepoobond: ok……..so….

Crazy717: s

Crazy717: t

Crazy717: y

Crazy717: ··÷^±/ Ràmþàgè †øølz 2.0 Macro Draw

Crazy717: lol

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: so much fun

davepoobond: doing that

davepoobond: with a prog

Crazy717: F

HHHHHH: yo

Crazy717: r

Crazy717: o

HHHHHH: sent

Crazy717: s

Crazy717: ok brb

Crazy717: t

Crazy717: y

Crazy717: ··÷^±/ Ràmþàgè †øølz 2.0 Macro Draw

davepoobond: what is this room anyway?

Crazy717: ryan sorry i dont have speakers!

Crazy717: lol

Crazy717: well no batterz

davepoobond: heh

HHHHHH: it aint a song

Crazy717: i be hea doin dat

HHHHHH: it a picture

Crazy717: ok

Crazy717: lmao

HHHHHH: its a picture of our CD cover

Crazy717: lol ok

davepoobond: ………

Crazy717: fake!

Crazy717: i bet]

Crazy717: tiiiiiiiiight

Crazy717: lol

Crazy717: ryan where did u download dat at?

davepoobond: wtf are you guys talking about

Crazy717: i need it!!!!!!!!!!!

Crazy717: lmao

OnlineHost: Kaz has entered the room.

Crazy717: get out if ya dont kno

HHHHHH: it is on methodus

davepoobond: well, i will know if you tell me

Crazy717: where do i go 2 click it?

Kaz: poop is cool

Kaz: You guys are cool

davepoobond: yeah poop IS cool

Crazy717: lol

Crazy717: thankz

Crazy717: 🙂

HHHHHH: click

HHHHHH: toolz

Crazy717: then what?

HHHHHH: then go to 3d text maker

Crazy717: ok

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: then what?

Crazy717: brb

HHHHHH: Loaded 3D Text designer with Methodus Toolz

HHHHHH: Click Here To Download METHODUS TOOLz 2.0

Kaz: Wait I thought this was about poop?

davepoobond: is methodus toolz good?

Crazy717: 0%

Crazy717: lmao

Kaz: Methodus toolz is poop

Crazy717: 1%

Crazy717: 2%

HHHHHH: methoudus ripz it up

Kaz: Thats why we talking about it

davepoobond: so………thats bad?

HHHHHH: no

davepoobond: but, why would u want something to rip “it” up?

Crazy717: to be tight u stupid

Crazy717: lol

davepoobond: i dont like tight clothes

Kaz: Yeah thats gay

Crazy717: tight meaning cool dummie

davepoobond: then why dont u just say cool

davepoobond: cool has 4 letters, tight has 5

Kaz: So would baggy mean uncool?

Crazy717: cuz

Kaz: Its baggy to eat poo

Crazy717: Ewww

davepoobond: heh

Crazy717: u like poop

Crazy717: lol

davepoobond: what things does methodus have?

Crazy717: everything

Kaz: It has tight stuff

Crazy717: everything

Kaz: It has tight stuff

Crazy717: ryan i can create my own program

Crazy717: Visual Basic

HHHHHH: Methodus Sex Bot On

HHHHHH: Type sex to get some

HHHHHH: sex

Kaz: sex

HHHHHH: Kaz is about to have his dog chew on his nipples so they can bleed

Crazy717:

HHHHHH: /sex

HHHHHH: SEX

Kaz: I dont have a dog..

Crazy717: sex

HHHHHH: Crazy717 will suck her brother’s dick

HHHHHH: lol

HHHHHH: Methodus Sex Bot Off

Kaz: lol

Crazy717: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaz: LMAO

HHHHHH: HERHER!!!

davepoobond: ahha

Crazy717: nmo i wont

HHHHHH: lol

Kaz: When I get a dog, then will it chew my nipple?

HHHHHH: yo imma pimp yall

HHHHHH: imma pimp

HHHHHH: pim

HHHHHH: pim

HHHHHH: pimp

HHHHHH: pimp

HHHHHH: ppim

HHHHHH: mppi

Crazy717: hea it goes….

Kaz: A pimp that cant spell his title…

Kaz: How pityful..

Crazy717: ··÷^±/ Ràmþàgè †øølz ²·º ßÿ Øøglè

Crazy717: ··÷^±/ /\/\å¢rö Ðråvvèr £öådèd

davepoobond: lol

HHHHHH: Loaded Macro Designer with Methodus Toolz

HHHHHH: Click Here To Download METHODUS TOOLz 2.0

OnlineHost: PEEP878634 has entered the room.

Kaz: They’ll let anyone be pimps nowadays..

PEEP878634: Loaded METHODUS TOOLz 2.0

PEEP878634: Click Here To Download METHODUS TOOLz 2.0

OnlineHost: PEEP878634 has left the room.

OnlineHost: Cuddles has entered the room.

Cuddles: Hey

Kaz: Hiya cuddles

Kaz: We were just talkin about how much Peep sucks

Cuddles: lol

Cuddles: lol

OnlineHost: Goldennugget has entered the room.

Kaz: Yup he suck my balls with those methodous tools

Goldennugget: mmmmm

Kaz: he can*

davepoobond: heh

Cuddles: ??????????????

Cuddles: What??

Kaz: Mmmmm?

Cuddles: lol

Kaz: What the hell?

davepoobond: heh

Kaz: Talk like normal people you nugget!

davepoobond: lol

Cuddles: Who?

Cuddles: ?

davepoobond: lots of people for a private room

Goldennugget: i like the smell of pussy

davepoobond: great for you

Kaz: What happened to mmmm? huh?

Cuddles: Well everyone bye I was just invitedinto a different chat room.

OnlineHost: Samoan4lyph has entered the room.

OnlineHost: HHHHHH has left the room.

Kaz: Suddenly its pussy?

Cuddles: *invited into

davepoobond: lol

OnlineHost: Chica has entered the room.

Kaz: Make up you mind!

OnlineHost: Cuddles has left the room.

davepoobond: cuddles!

davepoobond: darn

Goldennugget: mmmmmmm pubes

OnlineHost: Crazy717 has left the room.

Kaz: Oh i see theye go hand in hand for you

Goldennugget: i floss my teeth with my brothers pubes

davepoobond: boooooooom!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: ew, your brother is Glide?

OnlineHost: Goldennugget has left the room.

Kaz: Does he roll them up and put them in a white box labeled dental floss?

OnlineHost: Goldennugget has entered the room.

davepoobond: possibly

OnlineHost: Samoan4lyph has left the room.

OnlineHost: Goldennugget has left the room.

Kaz: I think if you notice your floss isnt white or green, you have a problem..

Chica: THIS IS A BORING ROOM

Kaz: Chica what do you think?

OnlineHost: MoNkEy has entered the room.

davepoobond: ok, leave then

MoNkEy: hola

Kaz: Youd think a room with the name poop would be exciting.. 0.0

Chica: I POOP

davepoobond: great

davepoobond: the best of us do

davepoobond: but your not the best of us

davepoobond: your the worst of us

OnlineHost: LaLaD has entered the room.

Chica: I HAVE GREEN POOP

davepoobond: i dont know how you got away with pooping

MoNkEy: lalad

LaLaD: i just pooped

OnlineHost: Ji Hoon has entered the room.

davepoobond: lol

Ji Hoon: [] ^_^; []

OnlineHost: MoNkEy has left the room.

OnlineHost: LaLaD has left the room.

Ji Hoon: [] …What a nice name for a chat… x.x; []

Chica: NO

davepoobond: sure, it is

Kaz: Yeah

Chica: ~~~~_/)~~~~

davepoobond: wow

OnlineHost: Unknown “//” command.

Kaz: ^_^_^ <——– Happy siamese twins

Ji Hoon: [] …LoL… []

OnlineHost: Chica has left the room.

Ji Hoon: =|: )} – Abe Lincoln

Ji Hoon: [] x.x []

davepoobond: abe is dead though!

Kaz: LOL!

davepoobond: why would he be smiling?

OnlineHost: Goldennugget has entered the room.

Kaz: Oh yeah

Ji Hoon: [] ::He shrugs:: …I dunno… []

davepoobond: oh my

davepoobond: nugget, again

Kaz: Hiya nugget man

Kaz: Or woman, or…

Goldennugget: man

Kaz: ::shrugs::

Ji Hoon: [] o.o []

Kaz: Oh ok

davepoobond: are u sure?

Goldennugget: i have tesicles

davepoobond: tesicles?

Kaz: Seee if you dont introduce yourself, people dont know

davepoobond: hahaha!

Kaz: LOL

Ji Hoon: [] …Ew, A girl with testis… x.x; []

Ji Hoon: [] Sick dude… o.o []

davepoobond: is it fun to have tesicles?

Goldennugget: sometimes

davepoobond: sometimes what?

davepoobond: sometimes your a girl with testis?

Goldennugget: its not fun when they hurt

Ji Hoon: [] x.x []

davepoobond: riiiiight

Ji Hoon: [] – Testits never hurt []

Kaz: get real ones and they wont hurt!

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: yeah! your born with economy size ones

Ji Hoon: *Testis

davepoobond: you have to buy new ones as soon as you get an allowance

Ji Hoon: [] …o.x []

Ji Hoon: [] …And she’ll buy a hot dog and glue the hot dog on top of the testis… []

Kaz: Suddely so quiet nugget?

Ji Hoon: [] XD []

Goldennugget: my dick hurts my girlfriend is cruel to my penis

Kaz: What are you plotting something?

davepoobond: he was never really laughing

davepoobond: ahahah

davepoobond: poor nugget

Kaz: Oh thats unfair shes supposed to be nice

davepoobond: did she chop it off yet, and keep it as a souvenier?

Kaz: If she trash your junk you can trash her boobs

davepoobond: lol

OnlineHost: NIKKI has entered the room.

NIKKI: hi

davepoobond: what do u WANT

Ji Hoon: [] …Junk is worth much more than boobs… o.o []

davepoobond: this is a room called poop

Kaz: It was in the news once that a girl rubber cemented a dudes shlong to his torso XD

Ji Hoon: [] Really… []

::got an illegal operation and i logged off…..::

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs, Prank IMs

#74: Beetle -> davepoobond

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This entry is part 2 of 2 in the series Looking For a Slave

During and after the RhyDin SIave Cage this IM happened:

Beetle: now Im looking for a slave

davepoobond: great

Beetle: can you help me

Beetle: I’ve never bought one

davepoobond: yeah, ldy looks like a fiesty one

Beetle: Ldys a slave owner

Beetle: I asked her

davepoobond: kill him

Beetle: who?

davepoobond: the slave owner

davepoobond: duhh

Beetle: Thats a female

davepoobond: so

Beetle: well why

davepoobond: fine, dont

Beetle: well help me you said A pixy was a slave

Beetle: Pixey

davepoobond: no! you want a slave, you get one yourself

Beetle: man How?

davepoobond: you…ask….if anybody wants to be your slave and be forceful about it!

davepoobond: dont ask me

Beetle: man Isn’t there like a Manager

Beetle: cause I’ll hire you

davepoobond: no…

Beetle: well say 10million dollars to find me a slave

davepoobond: hire me what

davepoobond: i dont need money

Beetle: to find me one

davepoobond: brb

Beetle: okay

Beetle: ok

davepoobond: well, when you say 10 million dollars, do u mean US dollars, sent to my front porch, or just 10 million dollars just cuz you can give it to me and get a slave for free

Beetle: (this isn’t IRL ok)

davepoobond: ok

Beetle: so I’ll pay you 10million dollars

Beetle: to find me a slave

davepoobond: how do i know you have the money

Beetle: ::pulls his wallet out pulls out 10million bucks::

Beetle: see

davepoobond: …..now, that amazes me that any one wallet can have 10 million dollars in it at one time

Beetle: Im RICH

Beetle: 10 mil is nothing to me

Beetle: Its pocket change

davepoobond: but……HOW did it fit in your wallet

Beetle: so. do ya

Beetle: I have a very BIG wallet

davepoobond: thats insane, only a homicidal maniac would have a wallet that size

Beetle: WHATS THE POINT

Beetle: ITS 10 MILLION BUCKS

Beetle: fine

Beetle: :;cancel the wallet part::

davepoobond: …….who made the wallet? i oughtta write them a letter for using so much leather

Beetle: ::pulls out 2 bags of money::

Beetle: see 5million in each bag

davepoobond: …….

davepoobond: why would u need 2?

davepoobond: if it was in coins, you’d need at least 10

Beetle: 10million in one bag is 2 much

davepoobond: and if it was in bills, you’d only need one

davepoobond: no

Beetle: its BILLS

Beetle: so I wanted 2

davepoobond: THEY FIT 10 MIL IN A BRIEFCASE

Beetle: I know that

Beetle: I gave 2 cause

Beetle: :;hands him one bag::

davepoobond: yeehaw!

davepoobond: now…..what to do with it…..

Beetle: You get the other when you have a slave

davepoobond: i know!

davepoobond: ::bonks beetle on the head with it::

Beetle: You have 5million BUCKS

Beetle: I DUNNO

davepoobond: hahah! how does it feel to be hit with 5 million bucks

Beetle: GO BUY A CAR

Beetle: not bad

davepoobond: no need for a car in RhyDin

davepoobond: a mouse gives me a ride everywhere

Beetle: now will you be my manager

Beetle: a MOUSE?

davepoobond: ….actually, its a grizzly bear

Beetle: okay

davepoobond: he gets mad when i call him a mouse

Beetle: NYWAY YOUR MY MANAGER OK

Beetle: Oh so his names mouse

Beetle: and hes a bear

davepoobond: no

Beetle: no to what

davepoobond: his name is Joey the socially active grizzly bear

Beetle: oh ok

Beetle: Now are you my Manager in other word my slave finder

davepoobond: ……why

davepoobond: i’m just a dwarf

Beetle: so what

Beetle: you seem like a manager type

davepoobond: why dont you pay yourself to be your manager in other words slave finder guy and find a slave for yourself?

Beetle: I don’t know HOW

davepoobond: then find out how!

Beetle: :;takes 5million back::

Beetle: fine

davepoobond: do u really think i know how?

Beetle: yes I do

davepoobond: well, i dont bucko

Beetle: Okay

davepoobond: that was worth 5 million dollars to waste your time

Beetle: ::hits him on the head with the 5mil::

davepoobond: ouch!

Beetle: hows that feel

davepoobond: i feel like a rich man

Beetle: ::puts 10mil back up::

Beetle: I have the money

davepoobond: ::eats his 10 million dollars::

davepoobond: my stomach does now

Beetle: Oh well

Chat Logs, Lame Chat Rooms

RhyDin SIave Cages

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This entry is part 1 of 2 in the series Looking For a Slave

OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – RhyDin SIave Cages”. ***

Andero: ::starts to walk to the door::

davepoobond: WE! ARE! VR!

Kaz: ((LOL))

Tymber: ::nods:: her hand outstretched to Raver

Waterdog: sir trobles you to day

davepoobond: insert key thingys into your wrist!

davepoobond: ::jams key thingy into my wrist::

Waterdog: ::smiles::

davepoobond: ouch!

Raverjay: want to go to my house for awhile

davepoobond: ::turns it::

davepoobond: AAAAAAAAHhhh!

Kaz: ::looks to her:: Oh nothing much…

davepoobond: it hurts to be a VR trooper….

Kenichirou: ::He glanced at Raverjay…:: …Silence human… I would like a word with this woman.

Andero: ::walks out::

OnlineHost: Andero has left the room.

davepoobond: ::slides over to yuuki::

davepoobond: hey!

Raverjay: (( clicks ths button gnore on Kenichirou ))

Yuuki: ((::blinks:: VR….Trooper?…..I haven’t heard of that for years))

Kaz: ::his attention is ccaught by keni’s words:

davepoobond: ((i’m surprised none of you remember them))

Yuuki: ::watchit, she’s a bit pregnant::

Kenichirou: ::He casually tossed Tymber the katana:: …Catch..

davepoobond: i see you’re a bit pregnant!

Tymber: ::catches::

davepoobond: IS YOUR WATER GONNA BREAK SOOOOOOON?

davepoobond: I’M REALLY THIRST

davepoobond: Y

Kenichirou: ::He stepped back a foot and folded his arms acrossed his breast-plate:: …Let me see

Kenichirou: what you are capable of.

davepoobond: ((::sips some of my water juice::))

davepoobond: ok, i’m not thirsty anymore

Tymber: ::stares::

davepoobond: ::stares back::

Yuuki: um….Bond…..how old are you?

davepoobond: hm

davepoobond: last time i checked

davepoobond: i was

Kaz: ::he watches keni, and Tymber, intrigued::

Kenichirou: You will either show me your combative skill or waste none of my time any further.

davepoobond: 500 minus 496 plus 10

Kaz: ((EVeryone still there?))

Kenichirou: ::He tapped his left foot impatiently… it was obvious he wasn’t like the typical Rhydin

Kenichirou: male after a sex slave…::

Yuuki: 14…….ya act like it

davepoobond: ((i’m just waiting for a response))

davepoobond: heh, took you that long to do the math, eh?

davepoobond: mwahah!

Kaz: ((LOL))

Yuuki: ::would make a good sex slave in about 3 months::

Tymber: ::smiles and hands him his Katana:: I do not fight….i am a sexslave…

Raverjay: :: stares and laughs slightly trying to see what is going on ::

davepoobond: ::raises a brow::

Kenichirou: ::He grabbed the sword back from her harshly:: Then you are useless.

Raverjay: :: looks at the man calling him a mere mortal ::

davepoobond: geez, you’re in the weirdest places raist

Kaz: ((yup lol))

Kenichirou: ::He swiftly sheathed the katana back into its saya and turned away, glancing at the others

Kenichirou: around::

Kaz: ::leans on the cage smirking::

davepoobond: ok!

davepoobond: who wants to eat some of my poop

Kenichirou: ((*cough* Raverjay-mun, Kamui called him HUMAN, not mortal… and mortal/immortal doesn’t

Kenichirou: matter since most people don’t realize beign immortal just means you don’t age… you can die just

Kenichirou: as easily.))

davepoobond: well? any takers?!

davepoobond: ::fart::

davepoobond: they’re stirring up, nice and hot

Raverjay: (( thats nice it dont make a diffrence to me ))

davepoobond: i can smell it right now

davepoobond: oooooooohhhhhhweee!

Raverjay: (( kepep in ic please bye ))

Kenichirou: ::He glanced at Kaz:: <q> My my, such a cocky little visage you have…

OnlineHost: Luscanon has entered the room.

OnlineHost: Luscanon has left the room.

Tymber: ::she looks around::

OnlineHost: Ldy has entered the room.

Yuuki: ((I get the feeling Bond doesn’t have many friends….))

Kaz: ((LOL!))

Raverjay: :: looks at tymber again :: that was interesting

davepoobond: ((ha! what are you talking about))

OnlineHost: Beetle has entered the room.

Kenichirou: ::He pointed at Kaz…:: …Come here, boy.

Beetle: :;appears in::

davepoobond: ((true, i may scare a few people now and then))

Beetle: Hello whos in charge

Kaz: Oh… Me?

Beetle: of this place

Kenichirou: …indeed, you.

davepoobond: yeah! i’d like to know that

Ldy: ::she walked in slowly, her silver and gold wolf shaped eyes look around as she moved inward

davepoobond: too

Beetle: Whos in charge

Ldy: her firery red hair fell about her shoulders as she watched::

Kaz: ::he gets up and strides to him quietly::

Beetle: :;appears by Ldy::

Kenichirou: ::He swiftly grabbed Kaz by the neck, his thumb feeling the boy’s jawline::

Beetle: No females

davepoobond: ::looks over to ldy:: ………MOMMA!

Kenichirou: …Can you fight…?

Beetle: BOND

davepoobond: ::runs over to her and hugs her leg reallly tight::

Beetle: I remember you

davepoobond: ya do?

Beetle: davepoobond

Tymber: ::looks to Jay::

Beetle: from tifas bar

davepoobond: i dont remember you

Kaz: Yes.

Beetle: member

Ldy: ::raises a brow::

davepoobond: no, i dont member

Beetle: you explained a slave

Kaz: ::he remains calm and passive::

Beetle: oh well I want one

Ldy: get off me kid!

Beetle: Can I have one

Kenichirou: ::He grinned and whispered into the boy’s ear:: <q> …poor child… so innocent… yet

Kenichirou: already a slave at such a young age…

davepoobond: boohoo

davepoobond: rejected by my own momma

Raverjay: would you like to leave here now

Kenichirou: <q> …and humans enslaved you more than likely, didn’t they…?

Ldy: i am not your mom

Beetle: davepoobond

Kaz: ::his eyes widen:: …

davepoobond: now i’m gonna cry and wipe my booger all over your leg

OnlineHost: Jay Moon has entered the room.

Jay Moon: ::toddles up, lookin around with his greenish-blue eyes::

Ldy: ::picks up the kid and opens a cage door and tosses him inside locking it::

Raverjay: im tired of people :: looks at keni::

Ldy: thats for being anoying

Kenichirou: <q> …how would you like to pay those humans back for what they did… how would you

Kenichirou: like to see the fear in their eyes as you bleed them to death…?

Jay Moon: ::me?::

Ldy: (no))

Beetle: Ldy

Jay Moon: ((k))

Kaz: ::he looks down::

Beetle: are you a slave owner

Beetle: or a slave

OnlineHost: Waterdog has left the room.

Jay Moon: ::looks to ldy::

Kenichirou: ::He laughed darkly and straightened his posture::

Kenichirou: …I can give you that opportunity, boy.

Ldy: ::smiles at jay::;

Beetle: ldy:

Jay Moon: ::smiles up at her, extends his arm, wavin up at her::

Kaz: Is that so…?

Kenichirou: ::He licked his lips slowly:: <q> …I can train you. Perfect you. Turn you into a killer.

Ldy: ::waves back:::

davepoobond: ::gets out of the cage and slams a bucket of grapes on top of ldy’s head::

davepoobond: MWAHAH! THE BUCKET OF GRAPES STRIKES AGAIN!

Jay Moon: ::smiles::

Beetle: BAD LDY

Raverjay: :: looks into her eyes :: are you ok tymber

Kaz: ::he keeps looking down, not making direct eye contact::

Beetle: :;goes Chibi::

Beetle: SCUSE ME

Ldy: ((::throws an ignore dagger at davepoobond:::))

Beetle: I NEED A SLAVE

Kenichirou: <q> You can join my army… take your freedom back… purify and bathe this land in the

Kenichirou: blood of humans… the ones that ruined your short-lived life.

Tymber: ::Yeah….

Beetle: Ldy

Beetle: :;appears by her::

Kaz: I dont know…

Ldy: i dont have one you would want!

Ldy: ::looksing at him:::

Beetle: Are you a slave owner or trader

Tymber: ::her eyes narrow, as she raises her voice:: I’m a Human…

Ldy: owner

Beetle: Or are you a alsve

Beetle: oh ok

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Xiniji Shaiko Temple

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OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – Xiniji Shaiko Temple”. ***

Hotaru: ::kicks Dragiita in the face::

Dragiita: ::::block kick::

davepoobond: ::takes a bucket of grapes and slams it on top of darkangel’s head::

Kaz: (brb))

Dragiita: hey ::flips back::

davepoobond: ((ok))

davepoobond: mwaha!

Hotaru: ::collapses::

Dragiita: what are u guys doing

davepoobond: ::eats grapes::

DarkRaven: ::looks to Hotaru::

davepoobond: …..hmm?

Kaz: ((back))

Dragiita: its just a girl

davepoobond: well, i just picked a random person, and she was the lucky contestant

Dragiita: no need to get mindevil

Kaz: Shes not JUST a girl…

Kaz: ::scowls::

davepoobond: on

davepoobond: the

davepoobond: PRICE IS RIGHT

Dragiita: ::::raise brow::

davepoobond: ::a crowd of weirdos cheers::

davepoobond: yay!

davepoobond: that’s right! the price is right!

Kaz: ((LOLOLOL!!!))

Hotaru: your lucky to get off scot-free ::a strange light surrrounds her::

davepoobond: eh?

davepoobond: scott free?

davepoobond: i wonder who that is

Kaz: ::sighs relieved::

davepoobond: he must have a FREE life

Kaz: ((LLOL))|

davepoobond: AHAHAHA!

davepoobond: bob barker, you’re so funny!

Kaz: ((whoever he is I’m off of him now…))

Kaz: ((And not a moment too soon…))

Hotaru: ((put him on ignore then))

davepoobond: ((…….?))

Dragiita: ok

Kaz: ::limps to hotaru::

davepoobond: ………

davepoobond: poof!

Kaz: Are you ok?

Hotaru: ::Struggles to get up::

Kaz: That Jester defeated your dark side…

davepoobond: ::turns into a weird mexican man named Ricky Ricardo::

davepoobond: ahahah!

Kaz: ((LOL!))

davepoobond: bong bong bongo!

davepoobond: ya ya ya!

davepoobond: sing with me!

davepoobond: bong bong bongo!

Hotaru: huh?

davepoobond: bong bong bongo

OnlineHost: Dragiita has left the room.

davepoobond: bongo bongo bongo

davepoobond: olay@

davepoobond: !

davepoobond: ::tap dance solo::

Kaz: ((LOL))

Kaz: ((::dies:: x_x))

Kaz: ((XD))

Kaz: Ugh… I need a vacation..

Kaz: ::collapses blood spreding on the floor::

Kaz: And a band-aid..

Kaz: In fact I need the band aid more.

Kaz: 1. Band aid

Kaz: 2. Vacation

Kaz: ::is delirious from blood loss::

davepoobond: hey hey!

DarkRaven: ::looks to the person dying on the ground::

davepoobond: dont die! you need to fight in a tournament

OnlineHost: DarkRaven has left the room.

OnlineHost: Hotaru has left the room.

Kaz: I dunno why all them Nixons are dancin there but Ive had it up to HERE with his farmer.

Kaz: Ima gonna punt them all!

Kaz: :: suddenly gets up chases a group of pigeons::

Kaz: feild goal time!

Kaz: Field*

Kaz: ::trips and falls::

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: we scared them off

Kaz: Aww they missed my nixon xcomment

davepoobond: heh

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Annoying a Chat Room

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davepoobond: ::picks up a piece of poop off the floor and puts it on the guy i was biting his hair on his head::

Raye: trust me..

Merlin: i also have another symbol on my head..::pushes his silver hair back revieling a black moon

PrinceMercury: o.o

nacto: :::lunges at First:::

Merlin: than what does this mean?

davepoobond: yeah, thats a pretty nice symbol

MGRex: No one can steal my heart, Ami already did

davepoobond: keekee

Raye: I’ve goten my heart snatched alot lately..

Merlin: ::is ignoring First::

Mercury: ::smiles::

Merlin: ??

davepoobond: mwahaha

Raye: its a black moon symbol..

Merlin: princess what is this symbol mean than?

davepoobond: ::teleports to the back of nacto::

davepoobond: hey, there mr. you trying to lunge at me?

Raye: meaning…your evil in pyhical..but not in emotions or mind

Merlin: ???

PrinceMercury: Your from Nemisis Tenchu

Merlin: what!?

nacto: :::puts sword through chest:::

PrinceMercury: A planet

Raye: trust me tenchu..

Merlin: ::is now completely confused::

davepoobond: ouch, that must hurt

davepoobond: i dont know why you put a sword through your own chest

Xenawar: I`m gone ::walks out with hands beside::

OnlineHost: Xenawar has left the room.

Raye: its meaning you were born evil..

MGRex: I love Ami, I love Ami, I love Ami, I love Ami

OnlineHost: Skitch has entered the room.

Merlin: ….

Mercury: ::blushes::

OnlineHost: Skitch has left the room.

nacto: it makes the hunger die down lol

davepoobond: right

Merlin: prince merlin also has this symbol…

Kaz: ((ami is sooooo hot *_*))

davepoobond: everybody does that now a days, dont they?

Merlin: ((…))

nacto: screwed up on the typing

nacto: (sorrry)

davepoobond: just stick their sword into their chest

davepoobond: “cuz they cant eat”

OnlineHost: nacto has left the room.

PrinceMercury: ((Your soooo right Kaz))

davepoobond: mwaha

Merlin: ::shakes his head::

davepoobond: made him leave

Merlin: ((….))

davepoobond: ::dances around the room::

Raye: davepoobond…leave him alone would ya?!

Kaz: (( *_* ))

davepoobond: nyah nyah nyah

davepoobond: why?

davepoobond: he’s gone?

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: he is

Merlin: so princess what does this make me?

OnlineHost: IceEmpress has left the room.

Raye: evil…but that doesn’t mean you have to be..

Merlin: …

davepoobond: thats me in the corner!

davepoobond: thats me in the spotlight!

davepoobond: losing my religion

Merlin: i am evil?

davepoobond: trying to keep out

davepoobond: and i dont know if i can do it

davepoobond: oh no, i said toooo much!

davepoobond: ::grabs raye by the shirt collar::

davepoobond: i thought that i heard you laughing!

PrinceMercury: You don’t have to be evil, but you could if you wanted to.

Merlin: but how can i be evil i do nothing wrong…

davepoobond: I THOUGHT THAT I HEARD YOU SING!

Raye: ah!

davepoobond: EVERY WHISPER

davepoobond: EVERY WAKING HOUR

Merlin: doesnt everyone have that posablity?

davepoobond: I’M CHOOSING MY CONFESSIONS

davepoobond: ::jumps on raye’s head::

PrinceMercury: Not like you do.

Raye: let me be davepoobond!

davepoobond: like a wildabeast in honey!

davepoobond: i thought i heard you laughing!

Merlin: davepoobond please leave the princess alone

davepoobond: i thought i heard you gripe!

Raye: I wasn’t!

davepoobond: brought me to my knees

Raye: ack! go away!

davepoobond: now i said

davepoobond: i said too much!

davepoobond: I THOUGHT THAT I HEARD YOU LAUGHING

Merlin: ::grabs First::

davepoobond: ::jumps off raye::

davepoobond: i think i got a song tooo try!?

Merlin: ::lets go::

Kaz: ::agrees with First::

Merlin: doc what has happened to you?

Raye: I’m not understanding what your saying to me davepoobond

Kaz: WHats happened to me?

Kaz: HAH

davepoobond: i thought i heard you laughing!

davepoobond: ::pants merlin::

davepoobond: that was just a dream

davepoobond: just a dream!

Kaz: The one you know as raislin is gone…

davepoobond: ::what is your name then

davepoobond: ::

Merlin: wha???

Kaz: Now its EMERYK DA PIMP

Merlin: what do you mean he is gone?

PrinceMercury: ::laughs::

Kaz: ::breakdances::

Merlin: what have you done with him?

Raye: ::holds chest, panting, runs off::

Mercury: ::looks around::

davepoobond: heh

Kaz: hes gone bye bye

Kaz: ^_^

PrinceMercury: ::stops laughing:: Ahem…sorry

Kaz: U_U

Kaz: <_<

Merlin: whereis he?

Kaz: >_>

Raye: ::chest pain in heart is hurting, runing faster::

Merlin: ::runs after raye::

davepoobond: poOOp!

Mercury: ::runs after Raye::

Mercury: Raye?!

Kaz: POooPi

Merlin: ::his speed suddenly ecells hers n he runs past her::

Merlin: ack!

MGRex: ::Runs after Raye::

Raye: ::falls to her knees:: I’m…fine..

OnlineHost: Vampiro has entered the room.

Merlin: ::stops infront of her::

Mercury: ::stops::

MGRex: Raye, are you ok?

Merlin: you are not princess…

PrinceMercury: ::Follows Ami::

Mercury: No you’re not Raye i know it

Mercury: ::kneels beside her::

davepoobond: mwah!

Vampiro: ::he sits inside the dark shadows apearing slowly staying unseen::

Merlin: hmm…tell me whats wrong…

davepoobond: she must have found that little secret i left in her hair

Kaz: Ami you so hot!

Raye: my heart crystal has always had this crak in it…

Kaz: as something REALLY REALLY hot!

OnlineHost: Vampiro has left the room.

Merlin: …

davepoobond: why didnt u glue it together then?!

Merlin: stand back im gonna try something…’

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cheerleading tryouts

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[[p2/1020csin]cheerleading tryouts (kewl peeps onl01] joined.

<LuvLyAnGeL> entered

<stimpyismyname> entered

<`Fuzzy> entered

stimpyismyname: spirit!

`Fuzzy: *spit in face*!!!!!!

stimpyismyname: spirit! spirit!

<Ryan> entered

`Fuzzy: *spit in face*

<Ryan> out

stimpyismyname: ::dances::

<`Fuzzy> out

<smurf> entered

<LuvLyAnGeL> out

smurf: do you know where to download unichatsecrets?

stimpyismyname: gimme a s!

stimpyismyname: gimme a t!

stimpyismyname: gimme a u!

stimpyismyname: gimme a p!

stimpyismyname: gimme a i!

stimpyismyname: gimme a d!

<smurf> out

<PhSyCo> entered

PhSyCo: HI stimpyismyname

PhSyCo: U MADE NINJA 25

PhSyCo: RIGHT?????????

stimpyismyname: wee wee

stimpyismyname: spirit spirit yah yah yah!!

PhSyCo: U MADE NINJA 25

stimpyismyname: ::jumps::

stimpyismyname: wooooo!!!

PhSyCo: WHAT

stimpyismyname: woo!!

stimpyismyname: ::smacks him::

stimpyismyname: cmon people

stimpyismyname: get it together!!

<PhSyCo> out

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Town Square – Best Lil Chathouse 9

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You have just entered room “Town Square – Best Lil Chathouse 9”

stimpyismyname: hey

stimpyismyname: this lil ol thang

Haro: 16/m/FL pic

Canon: hello room

stimpyismyname: …..

Moup: send me instant message im 21 from new jersey female

Sabrina: hey-

stimpyismyname: weeee!!

stimpyismyname: flajwerild

Abnddy: HEY BABE BRB

Cscm: and let’s welcome yet another weirdo to the room tonight

stimpyismyname: me?

Canon: any photographers out there

Cscm: yes you, oracle

stimpyismyname: oh

stimpyismyname: wee!!

Sabrina: i’m watching southpark….

stimpyismyname: good for u\

Zonian: 420

Cscm: how interesting

Zonian: ok dont everbody talk at once ok

Cscm: no problem

stimpyismyname: brb

Canon: this sucks

Abnddy: IM BACK

Cscm: where’d you go

Abnddy: TALKING TO YELLO

Cscm: the weirdo

Abnddy: YEAH BRB

stimpyismyname: im back!

PrettyGirls: 23/female from texas

stimpyismyname: thank you, thank you…

Cscm: oh joy

stimpyismyname: oh yeah?!!

stimpyismyname: well *************** to you too

Cscm: yeah, sarcasm, dork

stimpyismyname: fag

stimpyismyname: unghhhH!!!

Cscm: excuse me bitch

stimpyismyname: oooh

stimpyismyname: bitch!!!

Cscm: hey youre tough think of something else

Cscm: asshole

stimpyismyname: how about

stimpyismyname: lumpy butt

stimpyismyname: MR lumpy butt!

Cscm: how about………..no

stimpyismyname: tuh

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stimpyismyname: DENIAL!!

Abnddy: HEY BABE WHOS MESSING WITH YOU

stimpyismyname: yea!

Cscm: shut your face mother fucker

stimpyismyname: who?!

Cscm: oracle

stimpyismyname: me?11

Cscm: not my baby

stimpyismyname: !!

Cscm: yes you

stimpyismyname: whos ur baby?

Cscm: abnddy

stimpyismyname: is that a guy?

Cscm: yes

Cscm: and what are you

stimpyismyname: are YOU a guy?

Cscm: hell no

stimpyismyname: yea

stimpyismyname: ….sure….\

Lex: hey people

Cscm: hey fuck you oracle

Lex: ummm

Cscm: sorry lex

Lex: CANT WE ALL GET ALONG

stimpyismyname: yeah!!

Lex: IT S OK

Cscm: not with that weirdo

stimpyismyname: i think youre the weirdo

stimpyismyname: geeez

Lex: WHY R U GUYS FIGHTING

Cscm: gee, thanx

Lex: hello?

stimpyismyname: um…

stimpyismyname: ur welcome

Lex: do u remember

Froggy: hi peeps!

Blond: hey rooom

Cscm: remember what

Amber: live from cali

OSIRUS: AYO

Abnddy: IM HER BABY SO LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE ASSHOLE

CCS: 13/m im me

Amber: for your viewing pleasure

Amber: it’s me!

Cscm: that’s my man

Lex: i live in cali

stimpyismyname: ur baby?

OSIRUS: DAM THEM FIGHTING WORDS

PROGRO: 19/m here

Amber: hi lexie

Amber: me too

Satanguy: 13/m/mi

Lex: hi

Blond: ANY HOT GUYS WANNA CHAT 17/F/NJ/PIC TO *TRADE*

Froggy: where the luv at?

Cscm: yes my baby, oracle

Amber: i don’t feel it either

stimpyismyname: oh

stimpyismyname: ok

Lex: asl

stimpyismyname: lalala

Lex: everyone

Amber: 19 f

PROGRO: looking for girls to trade pics send to recieve

stimpyismyname: really

Amber: talk to me peeps

PROGRO: 19/m here

stimpyismyname: o

Lex: 20 f ca

stimpyismyname: hi

stimpyismyname: 20

stimpyismyname: cool

stimpyismyname: wee

OSIRUS: <—————–BORED ASS HELL

Amber: ditto

OSIRUS: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

OSIRUS: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

PROGRO: ditto

Amber: ditto as well

Lex: ok

Abnddy: HEY BABY

Lex: sooo

stimpyismyname: yeah ok

Lex: what r we going to chat about

Sadie: Talk to me. 14/F

Amber: i wish somebody would call me baby

Lex: roooooom

Amber: i don’t know

OSIRUS: HEY BABY

Amber: what do you suggest?

PROGRO: hey baby

Lex: um

stimpyismyname: fart!!

Cscm: find yourself someone

Amber: lol…thanx guys

Lex: u decide

PROGRO: no prob

OSIRUS: WELCOME

Abnddy: WHO ME

Lex: how about guys

Amber: what part o’ cali you in?

Cscm: yes you

Lex: modesto

stimpyismyname: what?

Lex: and u

stimpyismyname: who?

stimpyismyname: where?

Amber: is that up north?

Lex: amber

stimpyismyname: umm….

Amber: near los angeles

Lex: yes

Lex: oh

Amber: oh…that’s probably why i haven’t heard of it

Cscm: that was fun oracle

Amber: what”s it like up there?

Satanguy: any girls UNDER 16 WITH NUDE PIX SEND THEM TO ME I’LL RATE THEM FOR YOU

Lex: its about 2 hours from sac

stimpyismyname: what was fun

stimpyismyname: ok

Abnddy: NO I WAS TALKING TO YELLO SORRY

stimpyismyname: huh?>

Amber: sounds like satan

stimpyismyname: what?

stimpyismyname: who?

Cscm: ignorin me again

stimpyismyname: the devil?

Lex: ok

Lex: ok

stimpyismyname: ur not even talkin to me

Amber: i see…so fair weather all year?

Cscm: not you oracle

Lex: im bored

Amber: ditto

Amber: time to room hop again

Lex: someone spice up this conversation

Amber: miss me people

OSIRUS: 70/M AND I LOVE SEX

Lex: gross

Lex: lol

stimpyismyname: how fun

Cscm: get some viagra old man

stimpyismyname: 70…..

stimpyismyname: wee

Abnddy: WHAT YELLO WONT LEAVE ME ALONE IM SORRY BABY

Lex: u still go up

Cscm: ill take care of that

Lex: i cant believe it

OSIRUS: I’M VERY RICH

Lex: really

Lex: me too

OSIRUS: WOW

Lex: i own a corvette

Lex: red

Lex: and 10 other cars

stimpyismyname: wow….

Lex: what about u

Lex: jk

OSIRUS: WELL I OWN A 10 BOX ON WHEELS

Lex: really

Lex: what else

Lex: ok

Lex: well anyone else rich in here

stimpyismyname: fart!!

OSIRUS: BURP

Lex: orac

Lex: are u ok

OSIRUS: SCARTCH

Lex: u seem gassy

stimpyismyname: .

Lex: ???

stimpyismyname: yea, thats right…

Lex: well got to go chat with u later

Lex: bye

stimpyismyname: yea

OSIRUS: WHY IS IT RIGHT NOT LEFT

stimpyismyname: GET OUTTA THE HOUSE

OSIRUS: PEACE OUT

stimpyismyname: peace out

stimpyismyname: hang loose

stimpyismyname: stay cool

stimpyismyname: be….

stimpyismyname: ….cool

stimpyismyname: yea

stimpyismyname: ok

stimpyismyname: talk talk talk!!!

stimpyismyname: is everyone just listening to me?

stimpyismyname: whee

stimpyismyname: hello

stimpyismyname: go to squackle

stimpyismyname: scorpius.spaceports.com/~squackle

stimpyismyname: yea

stimpyismyname: it’s cooll

stimpyismyname: dum dee dum….

stimpyismyname: you guys can talk if you want

stimpyismyname: i dont mind

Cscm: ok i’m back oracle

stimpyismyname: ok

stimpyismyname: how fun

Cscm: yeah sure

stimpyismyname: whee

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Cscm: nobody click

stimpyismyname: ea

stimpyismyname: or your computer will explode

stimpyismyname: boom!!

Cscm: not quite that dramatic

stimpyismyname: have YOU ever done it??

stimpyismyname: hmm???

Cscm: no, but my guy did

Goofy: hi hi hi

stimpyismyname: didnt think so

Goofy: blah!

stimpyismyname: yaw…..

stimpyismyname: yaw?

stimpyismyname: no

stimpyismyname: yawn….

Goofy: hehe

Cscm: gg peeps, peace out

Goofy: l8erz!

Goofy: i’m out!

stimpyismyname: we

stimpyismyname: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

stimpyismyname: whoa…

stimpyismyname: only 3 people…

stimpyismyname: hello!!

stimpyismyname: hi

stimpyismyname: progrow

stimpyismyname: and hi

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stimpyismyname: yeallo

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stimpyismyname>: fart!!!

flooppy>: ate then silly fishes

stimpyismyname>: silly!!

coolio>: SILLY GOOSE

stimpyismyname>: ….fishes….?

jojo>: 132874681726348621864387

stimpyismyname>: goosse!!

ViolentClown>: ><(((((0>

flooppy>: |¯| | | |¯|| ||¯||¯| ,–·| | \ | \/

ViolentClown>: cool

stimpyismyname>: =)

stimpyismyname>: 🙂

coolio>: whut iz that

flooppy>: |¯| | | |¯|| ||¯||¯| ,–·| | \ | \/

stimpyismyname>: FART MEN

Aaron>: howd you do that?

coolio>: iz this now art class

stimpyismyname>: BY FARTING

coolio>: hey arron

coolio>: tha song iz tight

Aaron>: i fart alot and that never happens

stimpyismyname>: yea

stimpyismyname>: tight

Aaron>: hey dude

stimpyismyname>: loose

Aaron>: yea

stimpyismyname>: wee

stimpyismyname>: doode!!

lineberry>: (>’.'<)

coolio>: COWABUNGA

stimpyismyname>: fart

ViolentClown>: ?

Aaron>: dooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

stimpyismyname>: du-u-u-u-u-u-u-ude!!

lineberry>: what is ur problem with all these duuuuudes?

stimpyismyname>: bro!

stimpyismyname>: man

ViolentClown>: what the hell is with u peoples?!

Aaron>: dude?

stimpyismyname>: dude man dude

stimpyismyname>: bro

Aaron>: umph

stimpyismyname>: psyke!!

Aaron>: whoa

stimpyismyname>: not!

generic>: THIS ROOM SUCKS

Ninth: ANY LADIES IN HRE

stimpyismyname>: no

eris>: su[

ViolentClown>: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! GAY HOMO SEXUAL PEOPLe FROM BILL CLInToNS ASS!!!!!!!!

stimpyismyname>: this is a cool room

eris>: sup

stimpyismyname>: besides

eris>: this sucks

stimpyismyname>: girls have cooties

eris>: you suck

eris>: who ever made this sucks

stimpyismyname>: fart

Aaron>: i like cooties

eris>: haha

lineberry>: thanx now i have cooties

stimpyismyname>: FART!!!

eris>: you suck

Aaron>: cooties are good

Aaron>: good

ViolentClown>: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! GAY HOMO SEXUAL PEOPLe FROM BILL CLInToNS ASS!!!!!!!!

lineberry>: ummm ok

stimpyismyname>: well woop di doo

Aaron>: good

stimpyismyname>: fart

ViolentClown>: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! GAY HOMO SEXUAL PEOPLe FROM BILL CLInToNS ASS!!!!!!!!

stimpyismyname>: moosh!!

ViolentClown>: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! GAY HOMO SEXUAL PEOPLe FROM BILL CLInToNS ASS!!!!!!!!

flooppy>: <christiepoe> goddammit if that jojo person doesn’t fucking stop

ViolentClown>: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! GAY HOMO SEXUAL PEOPLe FROM BILL CLInToNS ASS!!!!!!!!

ViolentClown>: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! GAY HOMO SEXUAL PEOPLe FROM BILL CLInToNS ASS!!!!!!!!

ViolentClown>: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! GAY HOMO SEXUAL PEOPLe FROM BILL CLInToNS ASS!!!!!!!!

ViolentClown>: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! GAY HOMO SEXUAL PEOPLe FROM BILL CLInToNS ASS!!!!!!!!

stimpyismyname>: stop

ViolentClown>: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! GAY HOMO SEXUAL PEOPLe FROM BILL CLInToNS ASS!!!!!!!!

Aaron>: things that make you go hmmm

ViolentClown>: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! GAY HOMO SEXUAL PEOPLe FROM BILL CLInToNS ASS!!!!!!!!

stimpyismyname>: smelly man

ViolentClown>: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! GAY HOMO SEXUAL PEOPLe FROM BILL CLInToNS ASS!!!!!!!!

ViolentClown>: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! GAY HOMO SEXUAL PEOPLe FROM BILL CLInToNS ASS!!!!!!!!

stimpyismyname>: hehehe

stimpyismyname>: fart!

* stimpyismyname tells ViolentClown: die.

lineberry>: there i ignored violentclown

* ViolentClown tells stimpyismyname: how about no, scott

lutz>: THIS SO CALLED COOL ROOM IS VERY STUPID

stimpyismyname>: wee

ViolentClown>: FARTING ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

stimpyismyname>: scott??

stimpyismyname>: fart

ViolentClown>: ALIEN FART!!!!

stimpyismyname>: fffffffffffffffftttttttttt!!!!

ViolentClown>: SATAN…… SANTA

lutz>: THERE MUST BE ALOT OF IMATURE CHILDREN ON HERE

stimpyismyname>: switch the n and the t….

stimpyismyname>: santa

ViolentClown>: hey wait a minute satan… santa…. same letters!!!! they are the same people!!!!

stimpyismyname>: becomes satan

lineberry>: noo

lineberry>: it becomes satna

stimpyismyname>: that explains the coal….

Aaron>: satan is bad

ViolentClown>: santa is satan

Aaron>: no way!

stimpyismyname>: if santas satan

* ViolentClown tells stimpyismyname: satan is santa

stimpyismyname>: …

Aaron>: thats a huge dissapointment

* ViolentClown tells stimpyismyname: santa is satan

stimpyismyname>: then whos satan….??

Dolce>: well, it’s been……….real. laterz

Aaron>: what will I tell my kids?

coolio>: later]

Aaron>: later gator

Dolce>: lol

stimpyismyname>: ALigator

flooppy>: jojo

flooppy>: joojo

Aaron>: after while

flooppy>: jojo

coolio>: jojo

flooppy>: jojop

ViolentClown>: santa is satan and satan is santa

stimpyismyname>: crock

Aaron>: pediphile

stimpyismyname>: o

stimpyismyname>: dilio

Aaron>: ha ha ha

corpu>: HEY

stimpyismyname>: fart

flooppy>: hey coolio>: did you know that jojo is a girl

flooppy>: i dient

ViolentClown>: santa is a man with goat feet and a pitch fork, that walks around in red clothes

Aaron>: i like jojo

coolio>: yeah

flooppy>: me too

flooppy>: i didnet know that

coolio>: so she sayz

stimpyismyname>: fart

coolio>: she just told me

corpu>: NO KIDDING !!!!!!!!!11

Aaron>: you like to fart?

stimpyismyname>: hey

Aaron>: how old?

stimpyismyname>: hey

ViolentClown>: farting is fun

stimpyismyname>: hey

stimpyismyname>: hey

coolio>: like 16

Aaron>: feels pretty good

stimpyismyname>: hey

coolio>: i think

stimpyismyname>: hey

Aaron>: bummer

stimpyismyname>: hey

ViolentClown>: the world will end by every one farting at the same time

stimpyismyname>: heyhey

Aaron>: barely legal

coolio>: u 2 old

corpu>: WHERE IS JOJO

stimpyismyname>: hey

Aaron>: 23

stimpyismyname>: hey

flooppy>: everbody say JOJO

stimpyismyname>: hey

coolio>: not me

flooppy>: JOJO

ViolentClown>: the world will end by every one farting at the same time

stimpyismyname>: hey

corpu>: JOJO

flooppy>: JOJO

stimpyismyname>: hey

Aaron>: JOJO JOJO JOJJO

flooppy>: JOJO

coolio>: shes still lookin for ppl

stimpyismyname>: hey

flooppy>: LOL

stimpyismyname>: hey

Aaron>: JO JO

corpu>: JJJJOOOOOOOOJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOO

coolio>: where r u

flooppy>: JOJO

stimpyismyname>: hey

jojo yes

flooppy>: JOJO

stimpyismyname>: hey

stimpyismyname>: hey

coolio>: theres tha BOSS

ViolentClown>: the world will end by every one farting at the same time

stimpyismyname>: hey

stimpyismyname>: hey

stimpyismyname>: hey

flooppy>: SHES THE QUEEN OF THIS ROOM

stimpyismyname>: v

coolio>: damn jojo

flooppy>: JOJO

Aaron>: HEY JO JO JO JO JO JO JO JO JO JO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

stimpyismyname>: hey

coolio>: u filled up tha rap room

Aaron>: OOPS

flooppy>: JOJO

stimpyismyname>: hey

stimpyismyname>: hey

stimpyismyname>: hey

stimpyismyname>: hey

Aaron>: hey

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

Aaron>: hey

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

lineberry>: hey

Aaron>: hey

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

ViolentClown>: hey every one go to the FART!!!! chat room

lineberry>: hey

Aaron>: hey

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

lineberry>: hey

flooppy>: HEY!

Aaron>: hey

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

lineberry>: hey

Aaron>: hey

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

lineberry>: hey

Aaron>: hey

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

lineberry>: hey

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

lineberry>: hey

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

lineberry>: hey

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

Fairydust>: high

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

coolio>: HELLO

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

Fairydust>: any hott guys? press 666

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!0

coolio>: 6666666666666666666666666666

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

corpu>: ANY OTHER FEM..IN THIS ROOM ????

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

Fairydust>: i am

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

lineberry>: hey

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

lineberry>: hey

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

lineberry>: hey

Fairydust>: any more hott guys?

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

lineberry>: hey

* Aaron tells stimpyismyname: HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY

HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHE

YHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

lineberry>: hey

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

lineberry>: hey

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

lineberry>: hey

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

lineberry>: hey

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

lineberry>: hey

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

lineberry>: hey

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

lineberry>: hey

Fairydust>: HOTT GUYS? PRESS 666

stimpyismyname>: V

lineberry>: hey

stimpyismyname>: HEY!!

* Disconnected from server! (Sun Aug 27 21:40:34 2000)

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the FUN channel

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[[p2/3220csin]the FUN channel!!] joined.

<stimpyismyname> entered

stimpyismyname: word to your mother…

<cool0> entered

stimpyismyname: word to your mother…

<SMP> entered

stimpyismyname: pita bread..

stimpyismyname: pita bread…

<norman> entered

SMP: hello

stimpyismyname: pita bread….

cool0: hi

SMP: hi

<Swt_Lil_Angel> entered

<wAlAnGiE> entered

stimpyismyname: pita bread…..

norman: can i b a host??

norman: can i b a host??

norman: can i b a host??

<cool0> out

stimpyismyname: ……pita bread…..

stimpyismyname: hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

norman: can i b a host??

stimpyismyname: no

norman: can i b a host??

norman: can i b a host??

norman: can i b a host??

norman: can i b a host??

norman: can i b a host??

norman: can i b a host??

norman: can i b a host??

norman: can i b a host??

norman: can i b a host??

norman: can i b a host??

stimpyismyname: no

norman: can i b a host??

stimpyismyname: no

stimpyismyname: no

stimpyismyname: no

stimpyismyname: no

stimpyismyname: no

stimpyismyname: no

stimpyismyname: no

<SMP> out

stimpyismyname: no

<Swt_Lil_Angel> out

(Kick-out) stimpyismyname kicked out Swt_Lil_Angel!

(Reason) ur boring

norman: can i b a host??

stimpyismyname: no

norman:

<wAlAnGiE> out

(Kick-out) stimpyismyname kicked out wAlAnGiE!

(Reason) ur boring

<norman> out

(Kick-out) stimpyismyname kicked out norman!

(Reason) ur annoying

stimpyismyname: aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

stimpyismyname: alone with my thoughts….

stimpyismyname: ………

stimpyismyname: pita bread……

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Town Square – Lobby 381

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You have just entered room “Town Square – Lobby 381”

LOOLY: red

LOEL: hey sexy men!

Jendy: helloooo room

LOEL: this room is very shy!

SunnyD: i see heybaby left lol

MxPx: can i send the girls in here this fwd,,its funy

SunnyD: she was soooo young, trying to act older

stimpyismyname: GO TO WWW.ANGELFIRE.COM/CA4/SQUACKLE IT’S A REALLY FUNNY SITE, BUT NOT PORN, SO GO.

stimpyismyname: GO THERE

stimpyismyname: OK?

stimpyismyname: GOOD

stimpyismyname: CLICK THE SPONSOR ONCE

stimpyismyname: WE NEED THE MONEY

stimpyismyname: SO

stimpyismyname: GO THERE

stimpyismyname: CLICK ON

stimpyismyname: THE HOTBOT BANNER

stimpyismyname: CAUSE

stimpyismyname: U SHOULD

stimpyismyname: IT’S COOL

stimpyismyname: YEAH, BUDDY!

stimpyismyname: OK

stimpyismyname: WELL

stimpyismyname: RESUME TALKING

KrissyPoox: hey

Jwlennon: hey whats up room

CatGrl: Hi 13/F here

HDTCG: any hot ladies wanna chat press 111

KrissyPoox: was uuup

KrissyPoox: 111

Aloha: ola

Jwlennon: any 15-17/f want to chat with a 15/m im me

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Aloha: hows everyone doin

Aloha: good i hope

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