Tag Archives: Ldy

#74: Beetle -> davepoobond

This entry is part 2 of 2 in the series Looking For a Slave

During and after the RhyDin SIave Cage this IM happened:

Beetle: now Im looking for a slave

davepoobond: great

Beetle: can you help me

Beetle: I’ve never bought one

davepoobond: yeah, ldy looks like a fiesty one

Beetle: Ldys a slave owner

Beetle: I asked her

davepoobond: kill him

Beetle: who?

davepoobond: the slave owner

davepoobond: duhh

Beetle: Thats a female

davepoobond: so

Beetle: well why

davepoobond: fine, dont

Beetle: well help me you said A pixy was a slave

Beetle: Pixey

davepoobond: no! you want a slave, you get one yourself

Beetle: man How?

davepoobond: you…ask….if anybody wants to be your slave and be forceful about it!

davepoobond: dont ask me

Beetle: man Isn’t there like a Manager

Beetle: cause I’ll hire you

davepoobond: no…

Beetle: well say 10million dollars to find me a slave

davepoobond: hire me what

davepoobond: i dont need money

Beetle: to find me one

davepoobond: brb

Beetle: okay

Beetle: ok

davepoobond: well, when you say 10 million dollars, do u mean US dollars, sent to my front porch, or just 10 million dollars just cuz you can give it to me and get a slave for free

Beetle: (this isn’t IRL ok)

davepoobond: ok

Beetle: so I’ll pay you 10million dollars

Beetle: to find me a slave

davepoobond: how do i know you have the money

Beetle: ::pulls his wallet out pulls out 10million bucks::

Beetle: see

davepoobond: …..now, that amazes me that any one wallet can have 10 million dollars in it at one time

Beetle: Im RICH

Beetle: 10 mil is nothing to me

Beetle: Its pocket change

davepoobond: but……HOW did it fit in your wallet

Beetle: so. do ya

Beetle: I have a very BIG wallet

davepoobond: thats insane, only a homicidal maniac would have a wallet that size

Beetle: WHATS THE POINT

Beetle: ITS 10 MILLION BUCKS

Beetle: fine

Beetle: :;cancel the wallet part::

davepoobond: …….who made the wallet? i oughtta write them a letter for using so much leather

Beetle: ::pulls out 2 bags of money::

Beetle: see 5million in each bag

davepoobond: …….

davepoobond: why would u need 2?

davepoobond: if it was in coins, you’d need at least 10

Beetle: 10million in one bag is 2 much

davepoobond: and if it was in bills, you’d only need one

davepoobond: no

Beetle: its BILLS

Beetle: so I wanted 2

davepoobond: THEY FIT 10 MIL IN A BRIEFCASE

Beetle: I know that

Beetle: I gave 2 cause

Beetle: :;hands him one bag::

davepoobond: yeehaw!

davepoobond: now…..what to do with it…..

Beetle: You get the other when you have a slave

davepoobond: i know!

davepoobond: ::bonks beetle on the head with it::

Beetle: You have 5million BUCKS

Beetle: I DUNNO

davepoobond: hahah! how does it feel to be hit with 5 million bucks

Beetle: GO BUY A CAR

Beetle: not bad

davepoobond: no need for a car in RhyDin

davepoobond: a mouse gives me a ride everywhere

Beetle: now will you be my manager

Beetle: a MOUSE?

davepoobond: ….actually, its a grizzly bear

Beetle: okay

davepoobond: he gets mad when i call him a mouse

Beetle: NYWAY YOUR MY MANAGER OK

Beetle: Oh so his names mouse

Beetle: and hes a bear

davepoobond: no

Beetle: no to what

davepoobond: his name is Joey the socially active grizzly bear

Beetle: oh ok

Beetle: Now are you my Manager in other word my slave finder

davepoobond: ……why

davepoobond: i’m just a dwarf

Beetle: so what

Beetle: you seem like a manager type

davepoobond: why dont you pay yourself to be your manager in other words slave finder guy and find a slave for yourself?

Beetle: I don’t know HOW

davepoobond: then find out how!

Beetle: :;takes 5million back::

Beetle: fine

davepoobond: do u really think i know how?

Beetle: yes I do

davepoobond: well, i dont bucko

Beetle: Okay

davepoobond: that was worth 5 million dollars to waste your time

Beetle: ::hits him on the head with the 5mil::

davepoobond: ouch!

Beetle: hows that feel

davepoobond: i feel like a rich man

Beetle: ::puts 10mil back up::

Beetle: I have the money

davepoobond: ::eats his 10 million dollars::

davepoobond: my stomach does now

Beetle: Oh well

RhyDin SIave Cages

This entry is part 1 of 2 in the series Looking For a Slave

OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – RhyDin SIave Cages”. ***

Andero: ::starts to walk to the door::

davepoobond: WE! ARE! VR!

Kaz: ((LOL))

Tymber: ::nods:: her hand outstretched to Raver

Waterdog: sir trobles you to day

davepoobond: insert key thingys into your wrist!

davepoobond: ::jams key thingy into my wrist::

Waterdog: ::smiles::

davepoobond: ouch!

Raverjay: want to go to my house for awhile

davepoobond: ::turns it::

davepoobond: AAAAAAAAHhhh!

Kaz: ::looks to her:: Oh nothing much…

davepoobond: it hurts to be a VR trooper….

Kenichirou: ::He glanced at Raverjay…:: …Silence human… I would like a word with this woman.

Andero: ::walks out::

OnlineHost: Andero has left the room.

davepoobond: ::slides over to yuuki::

davepoobond: hey!

Raverjay: (( clicks ths button gnore on Kenichirou ))

Yuuki: ((::blinks:: VR….Trooper?…..I haven’t heard of that for years))

Kaz: ::his attention is ccaught by keni’s words:

davepoobond: ((i’m surprised none of you remember them))

Yuuki: ::watchit, she’s a bit pregnant::

Kenichirou: ::He casually tossed Tymber the katana:: …Catch..

davepoobond: i see you’re a bit pregnant!

Tymber: ::catches::

davepoobond: IS YOUR WATER GONNA BREAK SOOOOOOON?

davepoobond: I’M REALLY THIRST

davepoobond: Y

Kenichirou: ::He stepped back a foot and folded his arms acrossed his breast-plate:: …Let me see

Kenichirou: what you are capable of.

davepoobond: ((::sips some of my water juice::))

davepoobond: ok, i’m not thirsty anymore

Tymber: ::stares::

davepoobond: ::stares back::

Yuuki: um….Bond…..how old are you?

davepoobond: hm

davepoobond: last time i checked

davepoobond: i was

Kaz: ::he watches keni, and Tymber, intrigued::

Kenichirou: You will either show me your combative skill or waste none of my time any further.

davepoobond: 500 minus 496 plus 10

Kaz: ((EVeryone still there?))

Kenichirou: ::He tapped his left foot impatiently… it was obvious he wasn’t like the typical Rhydin

Kenichirou: male after a sex slave…::

Yuuki: 14…….ya act like it

davepoobond: ((i’m just waiting for a response))

davepoobond: heh, took you that long to do the math, eh?

davepoobond: mwahah!

Kaz: ((LOL))

Yuuki: ::would make a good sex slave in about 3 months::

Tymber: ::smiles and hands him his Katana:: I do not fight….i am a sexslave…

Raverjay: :: stares and laughs slightly trying to see what is going on ::

davepoobond: ::raises a brow::

Kenichirou: ::He grabbed the sword back from her harshly:: Then you are useless.

Raverjay: :: looks at the man calling him a mere mortal ::

davepoobond: geez, you’re in the weirdest places raist

Kaz: ((yup lol))

Kenichirou: ::He swiftly sheathed the katana back into its saya and turned away, glancing at the others

Kenichirou: around::

Kaz: ::leans on the cage smirking::

davepoobond: ok!

davepoobond: who wants to eat some of my poop

Kenichirou: ((*cough* Raverjay-mun, Kamui called him HUMAN, not mortal… and mortal/immortal doesn’t

Kenichirou: matter since most people don’t realize beign immortal just means you don’t age… you can die just

Kenichirou: as easily.))

davepoobond: well? any takers?!

davepoobond: ::fart::

davepoobond: they’re stirring up, nice and hot

Raverjay: (( thats nice it dont make a diffrence to me ))

davepoobond: i can smell it right now

davepoobond: oooooooohhhhhhweee!

Raverjay: (( kepep in ic please bye ))

Kenichirou: ::He glanced at Kaz:: <q> My my, such a cocky little visage you have…

OnlineHost: Luscanon has entered the room.

OnlineHost: Luscanon has left the room.

Tymber: ::she looks around::

OnlineHost: Ldy has entered the room.

Yuuki: ((I get the feeling Bond doesn’t have many friends….))

Kaz: ((LOL!))

Raverjay: :: looks at tymber again :: that was interesting

davepoobond: ((ha! what are you talking about))

OnlineHost: Beetle has entered the room.

Kenichirou: ::He pointed at Kaz…:: …Come here, boy.

Beetle: :;appears in::

davepoobond: ((true, i may scare a few people now and then))

Beetle: Hello whos in charge

Kaz: Oh… Me?

Beetle: of this place

Kenichirou: …indeed, you.

davepoobond: yeah! i’d like to know that

Ldy: ::she walked in slowly, her silver and gold wolf shaped eyes look around as she moved inward

davepoobond: too

Beetle: Whos in charge

Ldy: her firery red hair fell about her shoulders as she watched::

Kaz: ::he gets up and strides to him quietly::

Beetle: :;appears by Ldy::

Kenichirou: ::He swiftly grabbed Kaz by the neck, his thumb feeling the boy’s jawline::

Beetle: No females

davepoobond: ::looks over to ldy:: ………MOMMA!

Kenichirou: …Can you fight…?

Beetle: BOND

davepoobond: ::runs over to her and hugs her leg reallly tight::

Beetle: I remember you

davepoobond: ya do?

Beetle: davepoobond

Tymber: ::looks to Jay::

Beetle: from tifas bar

davepoobond: i dont remember you

Kaz: Yes.

Beetle: member

Ldy: ::raises a brow::

davepoobond: no, i dont member

Beetle: you explained a slave

Kaz: ::he remains calm and passive::

Beetle: oh well I want one

Ldy: get off me kid!

Beetle: Can I have one

Kenichirou: ::He grinned and whispered into the boy’s ear:: <q> …poor child… so innocent… yet

Kenichirou: already a slave at such a young age…

davepoobond: boohoo

davepoobond: rejected by my own momma

Raverjay: would you like to leave here now

Kenichirou: <q> …and humans enslaved you more than likely, didn’t they…?

Ldy: i am not your mom

Beetle: davepoobond

Kaz: ::his eyes widen:: …

davepoobond: now i’m gonna cry and wipe my booger all over your leg

OnlineHost: Jay Moon has entered the room.

Jay Moon: ::toddles up, lookin around with his greenish-blue eyes::

Ldy: ::picks up the kid and opens a cage door and tosses him inside locking it::

Raverjay: im tired of people :: looks at keni::

Ldy: thats for being anoying

Kenichirou: <q> …how would you like to pay those humans back for what they did… how would you

Kenichirou: like to see the fear in their eyes as you bleed them to death…?

Jay Moon: ::me?::

Ldy: (no))

Beetle: Ldy

Jay Moon: ((k))

Kaz: ::he looks down::

Beetle: are you a slave owner

Beetle: or a slave

OnlineHost: Waterdog has left the room.

Jay Moon: ::looks to ldy::

Kenichirou: ::He laughed darkly and straightened his posture::

Kenichirou: …I can give you that opportunity, boy.

Ldy: ::smiles at jay::;

Beetle: ldy:

Jay Moon: ::smiles up at her, extends his arm, wavin up at her::

Kaz: Is that so…?

Kenichirou: ::He licked his lips slowly:: <q> …I can train you. Perfect you. Turn you into a killer.

Ldy: ::waves back:::

davepoobond: ::gets out of the cage and slams a bucket of grapes on top of ldy’s head::

davepoobond: MWAHAH! THE BUCKET OF GRAPES STRIKES AGAIN!

Jay Moon: ::smiles::

Beetle: BAD LDY

Raverjay: :: looks into her eyes :: are you ok tymber

Kaz: ::he keeps looking down, not making direct eye contact::

Beetle: :;goes Chibi::

Beetle: SCUSE ME

Ldy: ((::throws an ignore dagger at davepoobond:::))

Beetle: I NEED A SLAVE

Kenichirou: <q> You can join my army… take your freedom back… purify and bathe this land in the

Kenichirou: blood of humans… the ones that ruined your short-lived life.

Tymber: ::Yeah….

Beetle: Ldy

Beetle: :;appears by her::

Kaz: I dont know…

Ldy: i dont have one you would want!

Ldy: ::looksing at him:::

Beetle: Are you a slave owner or trader

Tymber: ::her eyes narrow, as she raises her voice:: I’m a Human…

Ldy: owner

Beetle: Or are you a alsve

Beetle: oh ok