An American asks a Mexican, “Do they have Jews in Mexico?”
The Mexican replies, “Si stupid we do. Tenemos apple jews, orange jews, and pineapple jews.”
Tags: apple, Jewish, juice, Mexico, orange, pineapple, racist joke
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Joke #11607
September 12th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes No Comments »
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Joke #11605
August 31st, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: Did you hear about the guy who tried to amputate his right arm at a Denny’s?
A: I hope he got all of his leftovers.
Tags: arm, Dennys, food, sick joke, The DPB Tag
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July 31st, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: How do you keep a black kid from jumping on his bed?
A: Put Velcro on the ceiling.
Tags: bed, racist joke, velcro
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July 29th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: How are a Texas tornado and a Texas divorce the same?
A: Somebody’s gonna lose a trailer
Tags: divorce, Texas, tornado, trailer
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July 29th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes: “Whack, Dang!”
A bad skydiver goes: “Dang! Whack.”
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July 29th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka.
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July 29th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
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June 23rd, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: How are dung beetles like fresh blueberries?
A: They both like to show up in muffins.
Tags: blueberry, dung beetle, muffin, sick joke
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June 22nd, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: Why do cannibals prefer certain body parts to others?
A: I don’t nose; it’s hard to ex-spleen.
Tags: cannibal, nose, sick joke, spleen
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June 17th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: Why did the peasants use Marie Antoinette’s head as a centerpiece at the birthday party?
A: They wanted her to eat cake, too.
Tags: birthday, cake, Marie Antoinette, party, sick joke
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June 17th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: Why did the executioner feel it was useless beheading Marie Antoinette?
A: Her death was just a drop in the bucket.
Tags: bucket, death, head, Marie Antoinette, sick joke
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June 16th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: Why don’t cannibals serve up stuffed bodies?
A: Because its not polite to eat a mouth that’s full.
Tags: body, cannibal, sick joke
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June 16th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: Why do cannibals like eating frightened farmers?
A: They taste just like chicken.
Tags: cannibal, chicken, farmer, sick joke
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June 13th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: What do you call a dog with a metal box for hind legs?
A: Sparky.
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June 10th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: What’s the difference between someone with diarrhea and a Beverly Hillbilly?
A: One makes frequent trips to the john, and the other swims in the cement pond.
Tags: diarrhea, shit, sick joke, television
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