You Know You’re Living In the Past If…

You know you’re living in the past if:

…You think children are to be seen and not heard.

…Detroit stopped making parts for your car ten years ago.

…The last time you went to the movies, they were still censoring people who kissed each other on the mouth.

…You think the most suggestive dance you ever saw is the Twist.

…You think the family car belongs to the parents.

…You think a picket line is a fence.

 

Joke #9300: Funeral for a Friend

Little Tim was in the garden filling a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Tim?”

“My goldfish died,” replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.”

The neighbor said, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it Tim?”

Tim patted down the last heap of earth, and then replied, “That’s because he’s still inside your stupid cat.”