logixlogy – v. to sleep with cows, chickens, and pigs
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf.
And he said, “no, the steaks are too high.”
Two cows standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly “I was artificially inseminated this morning.”
“I don’t believe you,” said Dolly.
“It’s true, no bull!”
Q: How many pigs does it take to make a hamburger?
A: None – they are made out of cows.
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A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher’s counter. The lady asks, “What in the world is that?”
“Beef tongue,” replies the butcher!
The lady gives a little involuntary shudder, “No way would I put anything in my mouth that came out of an animal’s mouth!”
The butcher nods sympathetically while peeking into the woman’s shopping cart, “I see you’re buying a dozen eggs!”
A church-going cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
The next morning a cow walked up carrying the Bible in it’s mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes!
He took the book out of the cow’s mouth, raised his eyes heaven-ward and exclaimed, “Praise God! It’s a miracle!”
“Not really….” said the cow. “Your name was written inside the cover.”
Q: What’s the difference between a cattle herder and a locomotive driver?
A: One trains the steers, the other steers the trains.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a ghoul with a cow?
A: A ghost beef sandwich.
Q: What would you get if you crossed Donatello with a farm animal?
A: A teenage Moo-tant Turtle.
Q: Where do young cows eat lunch at school?
A: The calf-eteria.
Q: How do cows know what’s going on at school?
A: They read the bull-etin boards.
PATIENT: “Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a cow!”
DOCTOR: “Just open your mouth and say ‘moo.’”