logixlogy – v. to sleep with cows, chickens, and pigs

Tags: chicken, cow, logixlogy, pig, verb

ellosel – v. to milk another person’s cow

Tags: cow, ellosel, milk, verb

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf.

And he said, “no, the steaks are too high.”

Tags: butcher, cow, meat, money, steak

Two cows standing next to each other in a field.

Daisy says to Dolly “I was artificially inseminated this morning.”

“I don’t believe you,” said Dolly.

“It’s true, no bull!”

Tags: cow

Q: How many pigs does it take to make a hamburger?

A: None – they are made out of cows.

Tags: cow, hamburger, pig

Q: What does a cow use for math?

A: A cowculator.

Tags: calculator, cow, math

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name = whitez are motha fuckerz

kkjoke = knock knock whos there moo moo who mooooooooooooooooo

Tags: cow, mother, white

A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher’s counter. The lady asks, “What in the world is that?”

“Beef tongue,” replies the butcher!

The lady gives a little involuntary shudder, “No way would I put anything in my mouth that came out of an animal’s mouth!”

The butcher nods sympathetically while peeking into the woman’s shopping cart, “I see you’re buying a dozen eggs!”

Tags: beef, butcher, cow, egg, shopping cart, tongue

A church-going cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.

The next morning a cow walked up carrying the Bible in it’s mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes!

He took the book out of the cow’s mouth, raised his eyes heaven-ward and exclaimed, “Praise God! It’s a miracle!”

“Not really….” said the cow. “Your name was written inside the cover.”

Tags: bible, church, cow, cowboy, god, heaven, morning, mouth

Q: What’s the difference between a cattle herder and a locomotive driver?

A: One trains the steers, the other steers the trains.

Tags: cow, train

Q: What would you get if you crossed a ghoul with a cow?

A: A ghost beef sandwich.

Tags: beef, cow, ghost, sandwich

Q: What would you get if you crossed Donatello with a farm animal?

A: A teenage Moo-tant Turtle.

Tags: cow, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, turtle

Q: Where do young cows eat lunch at school?

A: The calf-eteria.

Tags: cafeteria, cow, lunch, school

Q: How do cows know what’s going on at school?

A: They read the bull-etin boards.

Tags: cow, school

PATIENT: “Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a cow!”

DOCTOR: “Just open your mouth and say ‘moo.’”

Tags: cow, doctor, mouth, patient