UPDATE 12-03-03

December 3, 2003 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of December 3, 2003

davepoobond: Oh. My. God. Its the shopping season! I can’t wait to see the “trampled by a mob of shoppers” news stories. They’re always so sickening yet so funny at the same time.

stimpyismyname: www.gamingw.net rp forums are for da losah foo.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3350 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Pictures – Anal Fisting, Die Cat

Questionable Content / QC Comics – QC Comics: Arnold’s Indian Plan, QC Comics: Arnold the Pie, QC Comics: Charlie Brown, QC Comics: Halo

Stupid IMs – Ghost5050 IM 2, Blind Bubba IM 15, Tsenn IM 3, amber IM, Blind Bubba IM 16, angledevil IM

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 130, Bad Submission 131, Bad Submission 132, Bad Submission 133, Bad Submission 134, Bad Submission 135

Fan Mail, Guestbook Entries, Fan Mail/Hate Mail

Squackle Guestbook #20618

December 3, 2003 davepoobond Leave a comment

Wednesday 12/03/2003 7:17:21pm
Name:	Cool Dude 2k3
Homepage:	http://www.freewebs.com/gamemaker2k/index.htm
E-Mail:	wwefan1987@aol.com
I like to	Play Games.
I like Squackle!:	Yes
Comments:	Cool Web Site. Can You Sign My Guestbook at http://www.freewebs.com/gamemaker2k/guestbook.htm

Hate Mail, Guestbook Entries, Fan Mail/Hate Mail

Squackle Guestbook #20617

November 26, 2003 davepoobond Leave a comment

Wednesday 11/26/2003 7:19:33pm
Name:	anonymous
Homepage:	http://www.theskai.cjb.net
E-Mail:	frozty_prosty@hotmail.com
I like to	i like to… like
I like Squackle!:	No
Comments:	erm… i dun really get this site some stuff is good but the IM’s and stuff really dont make sense seems like something that people manage cos they got no lives – no offece or anything but this site realli sucks

Fan Mail, Guestbook Entries, Fan Mail/Hate Mail

Squackle Guestbook #20616

November 26, 2003 davepoobond 1 Comment

Wednesday 11/26/2003 7:16:17am
Name:	Nia-from-London
Homepage:
E-Mail:
I like to
I like Squackle!:	Yes
Comments:	Does this guest book ever get checked? Theres a whole load os racist jokes put on by some dick and they’re sick…what i could be bothered to look at. The site is good but i was almost tempted to write that i don’t like it because of that arsehole. If you’re reading this you dirty nazi cunt i hope you laugh so hard at one of your own sick jokes that your small brain is dislodged from its corner in your head and falls into your mouth causing you to choke and die. And i hope it hurts.

Fan Mail, Guestbook Entries, Fan Mail/Hate Mail

Squackle Guestbook #20615

November 25, 2003 davepoobond Leave a comment

Tuesday 11/25/2003 4:40:23pm
Name:	sheena smith
Homepage:
E-Mail:	hk2003@hotmail.com
I like to	chat with other people!!!!
I like Squackle!:	Yes
Comments:	y are yall here??? i like yalls web site

Site Updates

UPDATE 11-24-03

November 24, 2003 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of November 24, 2003

davepoobond: If you have submitted something in the past, it’ll be put up eventually. Don’t get your panties up in a bunch.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3300 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – Soup Nazi IM 5, Soup Nazi IM 6, Fajita Bum IM 6, davepoobond IM 29, davepoobond IM 30, SiLVerSiSqoLoVR IM

Questionable Content / QC Comics – Axe Murderers Love Peanuts, Thomas Edison, Golden Dollar, Mark Is Gay, Meatball, That’s Tyler

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: The Hell Nino Extravaganza, PSA: Don’t Run With Scissors

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 127, Bad Submission 128, Bad Submission 129

Site Updates

UPDATE 11-16-03

November 16, 2003 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of November 16, 2003

davepoobond: sorry for the late update. Between college applications, a research essay, and a parent who gets more pissed off at you every single second you’re on the computer, its sort of hard putting things together for an update. When Thanksgiving rolls around, I’ll have more time to update hopefully.

On a side note, one of my favorite web sites, MP3.com, was bought out by CNet. Hopefully the new CNet music service will keep the same services that MP3.com has. If they don’t, this will severely damage the supply of free music. Dec. 2 is the last day that MP3.com will be up, basically.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3250 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Arcade – Crappy Blackjack

Songs – Let There Be Crocks, parody of “Let There Be Rock” by AC/DC

The Screwed Up Games – Final Fantasy Tactics Advance (GBA) (Rating: 6/10)

Questionable Content / QC Characters – Fantomaster

Stories – Godzilla on a Rampage in Fredburg, Wisconsin – basically a sequel to the first Godzilla on a Rampage

Stupid IMs – AKASummers2 IM, Automatic Man IM 5, The Peaman That Is Not a Man IM 2, Blind Bubba IM 14

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 124, Bad Submission 125, Bad Submission 126

Squackle Sports Arena, Site Updates

UPDATE 11-08-03

November 8, 2003 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of November 8, 2003

davepoobond: I don’t have any snappy comments today. If you care, I’m working on the next 4 Gaytrix movie parodies, so there’s something to look forward to, when I put them up which will probably 2 years from now since that’s just how things go.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3200 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Songs – Portaloo, sung to “Waterloo” by ABBA

The Screwed Up People – The stereotypical female Volvo driver

The Screwed Up World – File Sharing and the RIAA Theory

Stupid IMs – Anonymous IM, Anonymous IM 2, urgirl3582 IM, davepoobond IM 26, davepoobond IM 27, davepoobond IM 28

Squackle Guides – How to Preread a Textbook Chapter, How to Make a DVD, How to Get Orvillized, How To Make a Squackle Gang (New elements added! HOORRAYYY)

Squackle Sports Arena – Chicken Soup Bowling Rules, Extreme Baseball Rules, Annoy the Teacher Rules

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 121, Bad Submission 122, Bad Submission 123

Site Updates

UPDATE 10-31-03

October 31, 2003 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of October 31, 2003

davepoobond: YESSSS ITS HALLOWWEEEENNN…and I STILL trick or treat. yummy candy that’s free…probably not this Halloween though, because its freaking RAINING! GARRRRRR!!!

Yesterday, I was driving on a freeway back from KFC, with a large (the really big one) box of Popcorn Chicken (mmh mmh do I love Popcorn Chicken) when all of a sudden something brown flew through the air and then smashed into my windwhield and made two huge holes in it. Glass flew everywhere, and I don’t know what the hell it was or whether someone threw it or if it got thrown up by another car’s tires. If it was someone throwing it, I want to kill them, because now I have to replace the windshield of the Turbo Diesel Ground Force (the name of my car).

Moral of the story is, if you throw shit out of your car when you’re on the freeway, make sure it weighs less than a pound. Cause when someone is going 70 mph on the freeway, it’ll do some damage if they hit it.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3150 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Short Film: Trash Can Betty, Short Film: Cranky oll men (that rob little babies!), Short Film: Conan – The Epic

The Screwed Up Games – Snack Invasion (PC) (Rating: 2/10)

Stupid IMs – Blind Bubba IM 12, Blind Bubba IM 13, elmoisfurry IM 34

Songs – Moo Moo Moo Moo, parody of “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm” by the Crash Test Dummies

Squackle Guides – How to make Dalek juice, How to make Dalek stew

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 118, Bad Submission 119, Bad Submission 120

Site Updates

UPDATE 10-25-03

October 25, 2003 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of October 25, 2003

davepoobond: Okay…I finally updated…you should notice that a lot of Squackle is running a bit faster at least, and takes less time to load as you go through the site, because of the thing I did last week (the reason there wasn’t much updated). I’m still not done doing the same thing to some sections of the site.

stimpyismyname: hooray for boogers

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3100 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – Phoenix IM 2, davepoobond IM 20, Draxus IM 2, davepoobond IM 21, Automatic Man IM 4, davepoobond IM 22, davepoobond IM 23, davepoobond IM 24, davepoobond IM 25, YoursTruly IM 2, fartsinajar IM 4, T Bomb IM, Fajita Bum IM 5, MESS IM, ForeverURZ IM

Pictures – Dacky’s Birthday, KLUG, I hate bees!, D&D, Sponge Bob

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Documentary: Why Ale?, PSA: Animal Rights, PSA: What Goes Around Comes Around

Songs – I’m Too Yobbo, parody of “I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred, He Likes To Wank It, parody of “I Like To Move It Move It” by Technotronic

Guestbook Entries, Fan Mail/Hate Mail

Squackle Guestbook #20614

October 19, 2003 Soup Tyrant Leave a comment

Sunday 10/19/2003 6:42:12pm
Name:	DER SEHR GUT SOUP NAZI
Homepage:
E-Mail:
I like to	MAKE SOUP NOT GIVE PEOPLE SOUP MASSACRE JEWS KILL BUGS DRIVE PANZARS DRAW PIC-A-TURES TELL PEOPLE THAT THEY ARE NOT ARIAN HIT THINGS WITH TWIGS SHOUT MEAT I NEED MONIES TO SAVE MY BRAIN! SAVE ME! I NEED PERSCRIPTION WITH WAFFLE IN EM! AH HAHA HAAAH AAAAH HAA AHHH! A!
I like Squackle!:	Yes
Comments:	OMGG~~!~!~!1!~~!1`!~!`1`1~!!`1~!

Guestbook Entries, Fan Mail/Hate Mail

Squackle Guestbook #20613

October 19, 2003 Go Smoke A Toilet 1 Comment

Sunday 10/19/2003 3:16:09pm
Name:	Go Smoke A Toilet
Homepage:
E-Mail:
I like to
I like Squackle!:	Yes
Comments:	Yo. Uh, that’s it. K. Bye. Oh yeah, and I didn’t think Lubecky’s jokes were funny. At all.

Site Updates

UPDATE 10-18-03

October 18, 2003 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of October 18, 2003

davepoobond: WWOOOOHOOO its Squackle’s BIRTHDAY PARTAAAAAAYYYY. It is now a healthy 4 years old. ISN’T THAT SPECTACCULLLLARRRRRRRRR. We’ll be having the party on your computer whenever the next time you have your friends over to celebrate today. So put your rave music on and take some X, cause we’re going for another 2000 years baby!

Soup Nazi: HAPPY BIRTHDAY US!!!! Now… FUCK OFF! WE HATE YOU SO MUCH!

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3050 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

davepoobond: There isn’t anything else updated because I have to go through the site to change a little thing. So I’ll put some more stuff up either later today or (probably) tomorrow.

Never mind…I don’t have enough time to update this weekend.

Site Updates

UPDATE 10-12-03

October 12, 2003 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of October 12, 2003

davepoobond: post on the bulletin board. There’s finally 3000 words in the dictionary (hooray)

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3000 words, 150 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – davepoobond IM 19, fartsinajar IM 3, elmoisfurry IM 33, Automatic Man IM 3, Berrybud IM 9, justthe2ofus1994 IM

Chat Room Stuff – cat brian

Stories – The Outrageous Shark – a story about a shark…made in 1998, in 6th grade, The Case of the Missing Coat of Arms – a stupid mystery solved in 3 paragraphs. Made in 1997, in 6th grade, Time Warp – Ed from “Good Burger” goes through time or something…made in 6th grade.

Pictures – I’m your numma one fan, I live next door, Rawr

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: Special Discount

The Screwed Up Country – USA: The California Recall

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 112, Bad Submission 113, Bad Submission 114, Bad Submission 115, Bad Submission 116, Bad Submission 117