Quote #23937

Note: This person’s user name was “IThriveForBlood”

“No, I do NOT thrive for blood. I don’t know why this is my username. I did not create it or choose it. I logged in one day and there it was. So don’t ask me if I am a vampire or any stupid crap like that. I wont answer you and will ignore you, because it will show that you did not read my profile.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

 

Quote #23910

My self-summary

“I like to fuck guys”

I’m really good at

“Sex! What else?”

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

“Pornos, Enchiladas, I’m not a reader :(”

The six things I could never do without

“Sex, Lingere, Food, Men, Living, Breasts”

On a typical Friday night I am

“Watching pornos and eating chinese food. Also shopping w my girlfriends.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

 

Quote #23819

“During the last two hundred years, Americans have broadened the right to be an ass by eliminating barriers based on ass belief, ass ownership, ass payment, race, sex, and ass.  At the same time, the ass government has assumed a greater role in deciding who can vote and how elections should be run.”

– davepoobond