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Squacklecast Episode 15 – “Crappy Movies Under the Stars”
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Hey folks! We’re back after a mini-hiatus. We failed at coaxing our only previous guest from attending this podcast, so we catch up with the freelancing gig I’m doing tomorrow instead.
And it looks like its going to be a disaster! Just like the rest of this week’s episode… full of technical problems! Technically the problem is davepoobond. (Get it?)
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Billy watched The Dark Knight Returns, Part 2.
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Total Recall (the new one) sucked balls. I didn’t see it yet, but its just an example of dumbing down and mainstreaming the source content for no apparent reason.
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Len Wiseman is a terrible director. Fuck that guy. He’s going to ruin the Mummy reboot, just like he ruined Total Recall.
The new Mummy should be in space.
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Guess I know what’s going on my shelf in the near future!
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Wouldn’t you do Red Sonja back in the day?
What about Maria Shriver?
I think I know which Arnold Schwarzenegger movie counterpart I’d do. And that would be the predator — that mouth is so sexy.
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Deep Space Nine introduces a character named Vic Fontaine halfway through Season 6. There is… A LOT of singing. For no apparent reason. They just hang out there a lot for no particular reason.
They couldn’t think of anything better?
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iPhone 5 came out this past week. Did I get one? No. Will I get one? Maybe. The maps suck on it though.
Who woulda thought upgrading to iOS 6 Maps would be about as useful as that Fox News app?
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Who’s going to make the world’s first nutritional supplement replicator? Apple or Google?
I say Apple.
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First thing I’m going to do with that new Replicator thinger is replicate some alcohol to put in my piss and sell it.
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So, how much would you pay for the Crappy Movies Under the Stars Film Festival? HMMMMM???
Squacklecast Episode 14 – “An Eternity of Dog Food Commercials”
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Welcome to the “try-weekly” episode of the Squacklecast. This week we talk about this super sappy and emotional dog food commercial that will make anyone have a tear come to their eye because they’ve been puking their guts out at how much it makes you sick:
Another thing, is that they’re preparing Mac and Cheese for this asshole hours before he even gets home.
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Imagine getting out of your car one day, closing the door, and seeing a huge dog all of a sudden appear in front of you.
OH SHIT!
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Wouldn’t you like to live forever? It would give you enough time to finish off all of the Star Trek series before passing onto the next world, after all.
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If there’s one, two, or three movies you need to see before you die, it would be the 3 Ninjas series, with High Noon at Mega Mountain being the best.
It features a dangerous course full of fire built by a decrepit old man for his grandsons. I think that constitutes as child endangerment. Good thing he dies. Whoops, spoiler.
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Surf Ninjas was pretty awesome too. Here’s the others we were talking about:
Next Squacklecast, we’ll talk about more movies on our Netflix queues…
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What I learned from World of Warcraft is: “You don’t have something until you have it.” It’s a life lesson. Or something.
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Ras Al Ghul from Batman Begins became an eco-terrorist with his eternity of time to live.
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Total Recall (the real one) foretells a time of three-titted babes on Mars. I can’t wait to live there during my fifth lifetime.
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Curiosity is just using Instagram filters to take its pictures of Mars. Behold.
Before Instagram (aka before being cool):
After Instagram (aka now its cool):
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Facebook City? Also known as Las Vegas…
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Jonathan Frakes kind of overacts during his “Riker-focused” episodes in Star Trek. Here’s a select few where he’s always trying to bang a chick, a job once reserved for a Captain, now given to the Second-in-Command.:
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See you guys next month!!! GET ITTTT???!?!?!?