Q: What do athletic geniuses wear?
A: Think-tank tops.
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Q: What do athletic geniuses wear?
A: Think-tank tops.
Q: How do rabbits stay in shape?
A: They do hare-robics.
Q: What’s a frog’s favorite sport?
A: Fly fishing.
Q: How do you make a California shake?
A: Hold the glass still and shake the street.
Q: What do crocodiles drink before a big race?
A: Ali-Gatorade
Q: What do championship golfers and playgrounds have in common?
A: A good swing.
Q: What do doughnuts and good golfers have in common?
A: A hole in one.
Q: What did the golfing caterpillar grow up to be?
A: A putter-fly.
Q: How do nine golfers press their shirts?
A: With nine irons.
Q: What can you do on a bicycle that you can’t do on a unicycle?
A: Ring the bell.
Two inexperienced hunters went hunting in the woods. Before long, they got lost.
“Don’t worry,” said the first hunter. “I heard that when you’re lost you should fire three shots in the air so somebody will hear you.”
They fired three shots in the air and waited. A half hour later they tried it again and still no one came. Finally they decided to try it a third time.
“This better work,” said the second hunter nervously. “These’re our last arrows.”
Q: What did the swimming pool say to the springboard?
A: “You’re diving me crazy!”
Q: Can kids learn to fly jet planes?
A: Of course, but they have to use training wheels.
Q: What country did the python represent at the Olympics?
A: The United Snakes of America.
Q: What would you get if you crossed an athlete with a pumpkin?
A: Jock-o’-lantern.