Q: What’s clear and smells like red paint?
A: Chloroform. Shhhhh.
Q: How many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw in the light bulb, the other to drive the pink Cadillac.
Tagged People: fuckers
Q: What do you say when your TV elevates during the middle of the night?
A: “Drop it n*gga!”
Tagged People: Butts
Q: How do you kill a cracker’s sister?
A: Kill their mom.
Tagged People: BlackPanther
Q: What is the difference between a black person and a snow tire?
A: The tire doesn’t start to sing when you put chains on it.
Q: Do you remember the black family from the Jetsons?
A: No? The future looks pretty good, doesn’t it?
Tagged People: i dk
Q: What is dumber than three white guys trying to build a house under water?
A: Three black guys trying to burn it down!
Tagged People: Nanoo
Q: What do you call 4 black guys in a car?
A: Tinted windows.
Tagged People: mathewl_1988
Q: What’s worse than a busload of blacks going off a cliff?
A: An empty seat!
Tagged People: whie pride
Q: What do you throw a drowning Obama?
A: 47% of America. (Thanks, Mitt Romney!)
Q: What is the difference between a white girl and a airplane?
A: Not everyone has been in an airplane.
Tagged People: I HATE CRACKERS
Q: What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A: Putting her back in her wheelchair