I’m so dumb. I just found out a Ukrainian is a person. I thought it was a bone in your neck.
Tags: bone, neck, racist joke, Ukraine
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Joke #11974
May 29th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes No Comments »
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Joke #11934
May 26th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes No Comments »
DUMB DAN: “My uncle shot himself two feet above his head.”
SMART SAM: “How could he shoot himself two feet above his head?”
DUMB DAN: “He jumped!”
Tags: conversational joke, gun, suicide
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May 22nd, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes No Comments »
WOMAN: “Why did God create Adam first?”
MAN: “To give him a chance to say something.”
Tags: conversational joke, god, misogyny joke
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May 22nd, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes No Comments »
WOMAN: “Joe is a considerate husband. he takes his wife out to eat almost every night.”
MAN: “Considerate? Baloney! Joe’s wife is the world’s worst cook.”
Tags: conversational joke, dinner, food, husband, misogyny joke, wife
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May 21st, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes No Comments »
OVERHEARD: “My aunt’s diet is a strange one. She only eats bananas and coconuts. She hasn’t lost any pounds, but wow, you should see that woman climb trees!”
Tags: aunt, banana, coconut, conversational joke, racist joke, tree
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May 19th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?
A: They both have rings!
Tags: bathtub, sick joke, telephone
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September 12th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes 1 Comment »
An American asks a Mexican, “Do they have Jews in Mexico?”
The Mexican replies, “Si stupid we do. Tenemos apple jews, orange jews, and pineapple jews.”
Tags: apple, Jewish, juice, Mexico, orange, pineapple, racist joke
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August 31st, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: Did you hear about the guy who tried to amputate his right arm at a Denny’s?
A: I hope he got all of his leftovers.
Tags: arm, Dennys, food, sick joke, The DPB Tag
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July 31st, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: How do you keep a black kid from jumping on his bed?
A: Put Velcro on the ceiling.
Tags: bed, racist joke, velcro
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July 29th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: How are a Texas tornado and a Texas divorce the same?
A: Somebody’s gonna lose a trailer
Tags: divorce, Texas, tornado, trailer
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July 29th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes: “Whack, Dang!”
A bad skydiver goes: “Dang! Whack.”
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July 29th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka.
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July 29th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
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June 23rd, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: How are dung beetles like fresh blueberries?
A: They both like to show up in muffins.
Tags: blueberry, dung beetle, muffin, sick joke
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June 22nd, 2008 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Offensive Jokes, Quicky Jokes 1 Comment »
Q: Why do cannibals prefer certain body parts to others?
A: I don’t nose; it’s hard to ex-spleen.
Tags: cannibal, nose, sick joke, spleen
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