By Holmes and davepoobond.
HM098-1 – The Robot slut who just can’t the slut.exe uninstalled!
JKL832-2 – The repair robot who wants to show HM098-1 his HARD drive!
MAC101-3 – The iMac husband!
Tom Cruise – Eh, yeah you heard, i said tom cruise…he’s gay…
Robot Precrime Crew – Random gay guys…
Your order for the $8.99 Robot Porn Movie has been processed, movie starting…
The Scene starts off with HM098-1 in her box doing a scan disk. She has called over her repairman, JKL832-2 to fix a bug in her scan disk program.
JKL832-2: “hey there HM098-1, your gear needs readjusting”
HM098-1: “Why don’t you readjust it yourself, JKL832-2”
JKL832-2: “lemme….tighten it for you”
JKL832-2 Takes out his wrench…wow this is gettin’ kinky!
JKL832-2: “oh the WRENCH!”
HM098-1: “why don’t you rub oil on that wrench and shove it in my gearbox?”
JKL832-2: “i have to reset your fuses first”
HM098-1: “oh yeah, spark up my fuses”
JKL832-2: “oh oh oh baby!”
HM098-1: “why don’t you show me your hard drive”
JKL832-2: “show me your disk drives first”
HM098-1: “here i’ll give you my instruction manual”
JKL832-2: “Hmm very informational, i didn’t know about that”
HM098-1: “my dream robot is R2D2, he pushes my buttons…”
JKL832-2: “i want to make metal melting oily sex with you, let me insert my diskette into your disk drive!”
HM098-1: “hold on i have to format the dick…i mean disk”
Suddenly the sparks start flying as these 2 metal robots get it on! All you can hear is the sound of metal cranking.
HM098-1: “your handling me like a blacksmith!”
JKL832-2: “opening your printer and shoving in my toner”
HM098-1: “hold on, let me run my Horny program”
She runs her program, C:\Windows\Horny.exe
JKL832-2: “i cant get in the regular way…i’m gonna get in through the backdoor”
He heads to the back side for the rough ride!!!!!
JKL832-2: “hold on, i have to go on the internet and download some moaning sounds”
HM098-1: “ok but be careful, don’t unplug me!”
They keep doing there thang until HM098-1 stops and mentions something very important 0.0
HM098-1: “oh but we can’t have intercourse without protection…I have a virus”
She hands him a copy of Norton Antivirus.
JKL832-2: “dont worry baby, i have a firewall, those nasty p2p networks won’t get me! We can make a network connection anytime!”
HM098-1: “Ooh, my processor is getting HOOOOOOT!”
JKL832-2: “better cool it down, turn on your fan”
They keep doing it until a loud “YOU’VE GOT MAIL” sound comes out of HM098-1.
HM098-1: “Oh no, i got an e-mail from my husband! He’ll be back in 3.28 seconds!”
JKL832-2: “oh megabyte!”
HM098-1: “Well anyways, it was nice seeing your RAM in my backside!”
MAC101-3 rolls into his box finding his wife and the repair robot in compromising positions! HOLY SHIT!
MAC101-3: “what the megahert is happening here!”
HM098-1: “it’s nothing, you must be having a programing error!”
MAC101-3: “i’m a mac, i HAVE no errors” He turns to JKL832-2. “YOU STUPID MICROSOFT MADE ROBOT!”
JKL832-2: “oh man! dont hurt my desktop!”
HM098-1: “honey, your too much graphics, not enough hard drive! I think we should be in seperate boxes from now on”
She continues, telling him the sad truth.
HM098-1: “your…your just too perfect…i want someone who has errors all the time, like JKL832-2 and his windows program”
MAC101-3: “but that’s the reason you got me! i dont have any blue screens”
HM098-1: “but i can see right through you, and you don’t have a tower like JKL832-2”
MAC101-3: “Its not my fault my makers put my body into my head”
HM098-1: “too much broad, not enough brain”
MAC101-3: “we’re practically the same operating systems though!”
HM098-1: “well your mouse just doesn’t do the right amount of clicking”
MAC101-3: “i only have one clicking…thing”
HM098-1: “But I need a DOUBLE click, like JKL832-2”
MAC101-3: “i have a scroll wheel too”
HM098-1: “so does he…and he has a longer warranty…AND Internet Explorer!”
MAC101-3: “ENOUGH OF THIS! MAC RUUUUUUUULEEEEEEESSSSSS”
HM098-1: “Talk to the microphone cause the speaker ain’t listenin”
MAC101-3 runs at the other robot and kicks him with his robot foot.
JKL832-2: “OW! I HOPE YOU GET YOUR PLUG PULLED!”
Suddenly, the department of Robot Precrime crashes through the window (or does windows crash on him?)!
MAC101-3: “AHHH! DONT TAKE ME”
Tom Cruise: MAC101-3, you’re under arrest for being hot.
HM098-1: “You ASSHOLE! You ruined my windows!”
JKL832-2: “what the hell?”
Tom Cruise: “lets get him fellas”
All the precrime guys start screwing MAC101-3 in his openings…
MAC101-3: “honey! help me! i’m only a mac! i’m not made to have all these serial ports being used at the same time”
JKL832-2: “ha, serial ports. *I* have USB ports”
MAC101-3: “my serial ports are sore”
HM098-1: “Well now your files done, and it’s time to say GOODBYE!”
HM098-1 unplugs her husband.
HM098-1: “luckily our marriage was on CD-RW, now i can just write over it”
The precrime team carry him away while raping the husband (is that possible?)