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Chat Logs, Stupid IMs, Prank IMs

WoW Chat #23792: Doomshrooms -> davepoobond

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In General Chat on World of Warcraft:

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[1] Doomshrooms: they balance the game for 100 not 90 bro
[1] davepoobond: ill balance you
[1] Doomshrooms: meet me in front of the garrisons
[1] Doomshrooms: fukboi
[1] davepoobond: for what
[1] davepoobond: u want buy [Exiled Dabbler’s Robe of the Sorcerer]? 1000g
[1] Doomshrooms: come get some nooblet
[1] Doomshrooms: talk shit get hit bro
[1] davepoobond: who are you talking to
[1] Doomshrooms: why are you scared of a video game
[1] davepoobond: im not, who is video game?

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Then he whispers me…

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Doomshrooms: come duel you said you will balance me
davepoobond: balance out, bro. take some weed
Doomshrooms: come on bro
Doomshrooms: talk shit get hit
davepoobond: hey bro
davepoobond: i dont know why you’re so angry
Doomshrooms: not angry
Doomshrooms: just ready to pounce on a fukboi smackin lips
davepoobond: sounds like it to me
Doomshrooms: waiting
davepoobond: k ill brt

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I don’t leave from my garrison, so he just wastes time outside of his garrison for about a minute.

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Doomshrooms: how are you scared inside of a video game
davepoobond: i role play a lot, do you role play too?
Doomshrooms: don’t flap your lips if you cant pick them up of the floor
davepoobond: my lips are of a normal size
davepoobond: and i dont like what you are implying
Doomshrooms: turbo shitter scared to duel, hide in your garrison
Doomshrooms: trade chat is safe
davepoobond: im outside bro where are you
davepoobond: you chicken out?

(I wasn’t outside)

Doomshrooms: you ain’t here nug

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I was still inside my garrison. He invites me to a group and comes in to my garrison and starts a duel with me and I accept. I stay mounted and just let him shoot at me until he wins.

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In party chat:

[P] Doomshrooms: your cool dude
[P] Doomshrooms: ss get wrekt
[P] davepoobond: u won
[P] Doomshrooms: shit ass pve gear
[P] davepoobond: hooray
[P] Doomshrooms: shit at pve shit at pvp
[P] Doomshrooms: why even play
[P] davepoobond: im a kingslayer, bro
[P] Doomshrooms: like you didn’t even kill imp till 2015
[P] Doomshrooms: why are you playing this game

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He leaves party and I don’t say anything to him anymore.

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

WoW Chat #23791: Majestical -> davepoobond

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davepoobond was trying to sell some crafted Leatherworking items in Trade Chat for 6k, using a person’s materials other than one item.

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Majestical: So… 9k gold and the person’s bloods? xD

davepoobond: and earths

davepoobond: but yeah

Majestical: Only due to the fact it takes max 12 days, do the Burnished Leathers have any value. That said, the essence itself that I just bought earlier, cost me only 14k gold. 😛

davepoobond: yeah they do cause there’s only a limited amount of people who have 200 on hand

Majestical: I am saying, I bought an Essence off of AH for 14,000g.

davepoobond: ok?

Majestical: Which means, if you’re talking greater, maybe 18k.

davepoobond: nice

davepoobond: im charging 60g per leather, so if you have mats already you’re saving money

davepoobond: you dont have to buy bloods and earths, you can get them from the game

Majestical: Oh hell, I have over 200 Bloods. I also, have [Grand Master of All]. So not needing to worry about anything really.

davepoobond: if no one wants to pay the crafting cost then i lower the price

davepoobond: its simple economics

davepoobond: im trying to maximize my earnings

davepoobond: if i waste 5 minutes saying 6k then lower to 5k or 4k later its no risk

davepoobond: plus it gives me bargaining room

davepoobond: so if you want me to continue with economics lesson i can

Majestical: Lol…

Majestical: I understand economics far too well to be lectured by someone who clearly doesn’t understand knowing even simpler things, such as understanding your OWN economy. Thus why I have over 7 million gold, and you do not.

davepoobond: so what do you suggest i do, offer it in trade for at cost and then have someone haggle me below cost

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He didn’t see the last message because he ignored me.

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs, Prank IMs

WoW Chat #23790: Wafflehouse -> davepoobond

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After Wafflehouse killed me twice, 3 of the people I was grouped with caught Wafflehouse and killed him. I teabagged him as he was dead. Then he whispered me.

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Wafflehouse: i already know u suck

davepoobond: who are you

Wafflehouse: the hunter that killed you twice

davepoobond: who?

davepoobond: i didnt kill you at all

Wafflehouse: I killed YOU

davepoobond: ???

davepoobond: why are you angry

davepoobond: you could have been one of us

davepoobond: you were the chosen one

Chat Logs, Lame Chat Rooms

WoW Chat #23113

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In World of Warcraft, a few people, including myself were standing around.  Swiss is making emotes.

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Swiss winks slyly at Doombringer.

Doombringer: whats up cutey

Swiss: not much how bout u sexy pants

Swiss: can i see up it?

Swiss falls asleep. Zzzzzzz.

Doombringer: sure!

davepoobond: gross!

Swiss: nice!

Beastyn: weirdos

Lame Chat Rooms

WoW Chat #23109

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This entry is part 2 of 2 in the series Kingslayers Ruin Raiding

In World of Warcraft, we are in a dungeon

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Voltress: buffs

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During the first fight, the mage stands in water that keeps hurting him.

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Voltress: get out fo the water mage ffs

Tremr: sorry lol never done this one before

Voltress: well think about it

Voltress: you keep taking damage

Voltress: must be somthing

Dauer: lmao

Voltress: plus the words say wwater evil when you start the boss fight

Voltress: you know in teh message screen down there or across the screen if you have DBM

Cnredy: first time here?

Tremr: yeah

Voltress: dungeon jounral

Voltress: read the boss fights thats the point of it

Voltress: DBM

Voltress: agro meters

Voltress: full expalintions of fights

Voltress: or even say hi i dotn know this fight

Voltress: basics people basics

davepoobond: you kingslayers always ruin raiding

Voltress: y

Voltress: casue we do a little reading

Voltress: and sepak up

Voltress: if we dont know somthing

Dauer: ^^

Voltress: switch DK FFS

Voltress: 7 stack swtich

Voltress: fuck me dead

Voltress: people

Voltress: once again it says hey dont hit it

Voltress: and it get smalle

Voltress: do you people read grrr

Dauer: i switch at 8

Dauer: look up

Cnredy: focus on ur healing

Voltress: my healing is fine

Voltress: no

Voltress: deaths lol

davepoobond: stop ruining raiding

Dauer: oops cant switch at 8 ZOMG

Voltress: this is not a raid

Voltress: in a riad i would have ripped you a shinter

Voltress: hehe

Voltress: green stuff bad on this boss

Dauer: i dont know what a shinter is but ok

Voltress: big waves are bad

Voltress: pull the lot tank

Voltress: might wanna move from teh middle to guys

Voltress: water please

Voltress: ty

Voltress: burn it down gogogo

Voltress: mage stack on me

Dauer: pet taunt ftw

Voltress: burn it down gogogo

Voltress: mage stack on me

Dauer: pet taunt ftw

Voltress: standin in shit again mage

Voltress: hehe

Voltress: all learning just need to learn fast

davepoobond: stop ruining raiding

Voltress: thsi is not a raid

Voltress: ????

Voltress: hwo can it be ruined

davepoobond: stop it

Voltress: ???

Voltress: standing in shit is basic game play for a year old

Voltress: asking if you dont knwo somthing is basics for a 3 years old

davepoobond: stop ruining raiding

Dauer: please stack up for this fight for spawns

Tremr: lol

Voltress: th sisi not a raid

davepoobond: you kingslayers always ruin raiding

Dauer: so can aoe and kill them quick

Voltress: r u a parret davepoobond

Cnredy: be nice volt you are annoying

Dauer: kingslayers dont ruin anything

Dauer: people need to l2 read

Voltress: its called situational awareness

Voltress: bah no mace

Dauer: figures wouldnt drop a weapon

Dauer: fml

Tremr: ty for group

Dauer: mage, i know its hard but please pay attention

Tremr: pleas elook up

davepoobond: you ruined raiding

Voltress: lol how do i ruenin raiding

Voltress: this is not a raid you fuck wit

Voltress: l2 play

davepoobond: you kingslayers always ruin raiding

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He was wearing the Kingslayers title. He didn’t notice I was wearing it too — it was an inside joke in our guild and I never explained it to him.

Stupid IMs

WoW Chat #23108: davepoobond -> Amyrista

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Amyrista is still trying to sell the recruit-a-friend mount in Trade Chat.

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davepoobond: ill buy it

Amyrista: hi:)

davepoobond: hello

Amyrista: hello how are u 🙂

davepoobond: lol good u

Amyrista: hehe i am great too:D

Amyrista: so u want buy that mount right 🙂

davepoobond: do u have it now

Amyrista: yes dear 🙂 u can get it in 5 mins

davepoobond: ok cod it to me

Amyrista: but u know that is RAF mount:) so u will send an email and name to me and i can make it done for u in 5 mins 🙂

davepoobond: lol what is a that

Amyrista: RAF is recruit a friend mount dear 🙂

davepoobond: how does that work

Amyrista: oh just like i said dear :)i will send u an email and name that u can send invitation then i can make it for u ,it will be done in 5 mins 🙂

Amyrista: and u can get it in [battle.net] and it shows linked

Amyrista: u can claim it

Amyrista: and then u can get it in wow game mail box:)

davepoobond: i dont understand

Amyrista: it’s very easy dear

Amyrista: i will tell u  how to do each steps 🙂

davepoobond: i dont have any stairs lol

Amyrista: hehe stairs?

davepoobond: yeah u said steps lol

Amyrista: ah haha sorry i mean i will tell u how to do it 🙂

davepoobond: do what

Amyrista: so u can understand that ^^

Amyrista: but i usually charge 5k first and after u got the mount pay me another 5k 🙂

Amyrista: i sell 10more nightwing each day 🙂 so dont worry

davepoobond: can i ask u a question

Amyrista: yes 🙂

davepoobond: r u married

Amyrista: nope .i am 24

Amyrista: havent married yet

davepoobond: y not?

Amyrista: yea,why?

davepoobond: y rnt u married?

Amyrista: why i need to married right now ?:P

Amyrista: hehe

Amyrista: i will but maybe 1-2 years later

davepoobond: dont u have a boyfriend

Amyrista: i have a bf 🙂 u have GF too right ?:)

davepoobond: no 🙁 i am lonely

davepoobond: what do u do with ur boyfriend

Amyrista: hehe if u buy a nightwing i will tell u

Amyrista: so u want the nightwing right 🙂

davepoobond: lol do u ride the nightwing with ur bf

Amyrista: hehe i can turn into a nightwing and riden by BF

Amyrista: hehe if u like to buy a nightwing and turn into it let me ride on ?:)

Amyrista: take me around

Amyrista: 😀

davepoobond: lol u turn into nightwing in real life??

Amyrista: lol i wish

davepoobond: +

Amyrista: if u really like to buy it or just like chatting with me ?

davepoobond: i just like chatting 🙁

davepoobond: u r nice

Amyrista: hehe but i need to do business it if dont want it i can’t chat with u anymore

davepoobond: so u r not nice?

Chat Logs, Lame Chat Rooms

WoW Chat #23106: Wingqt -> Xingua

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This entry is part 1 of 2 in the series Kingslayers Ruin Raiding

Wingqt: can i raid with you guys this week?

Xingua: no

Wingqt: damn sonnnn

Wingqt: no loveeee

Wingqt: put the app in and everything :((

Xingua: your app was lazy, your gear and experience arn’t great, and you’re only in the guild cuz a friend asked us to invite you

Xingua: we are a serious raiding guild

Wingqt: killing KJ pre patch isnt experience?

Wingqt: and my app was lazy?

Wingqt: what is this a job?

Xingua: you never even went back to look at it after posting

Xingua: and now you assume because you posted it, you automatically get to come?

Wingqt: Somewhat, yea.

Xingua: sorry, that’s not how this works

Wingqt: thats how it worked at level 70

Wingqt: before kingslayers

Wingqt: you app to a guild

Wingqt: show up before the raid

Wingqt: try your best

Wingqt: and prove yourself

Xingua: ask diesel if you need a better understanding of how we work

Wingqt: but i guess kingslayers like you ruined raiding

Wingqt: 🙁

Xingua: I’ve been raiding since BC

Xingua: and you’re begging me to carry you

Xingua: seriously, you’re going to talk shit?

Wingqt: how so

Wingqt: how am i begging to get carroed

Wingqt: carried

Wingqt: i do 40k + dps

Wingqt: but you wouldn’t know that

Wingqt: because you havent raided with me ONCE

Wingqt: Pve nerd.

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs, Prank IMs

WoW Chat #23105: davepoobond -> Woody

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Woody is trying to sell a guild in trade chat.

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davepoobond:  how much is it

Woody:  50k

Woody:  wanna buy it

davepoobond:  trying to convince a friend

davepoobond:  i don’t think he wants it even though he founded it

Woody:  50k and you have a level 25 guild all to your self

Woody:  its worth it

Woody:  whats your buddys name?

davepoobond:  he’s raiding right now

Woody:  do you wanna buy it?

davepoobond:  nope

Woody:  shit

Woody:  I see what you did there ;D

davepoobond:  you do?

davepoobond:  what’d i do

Woody:  woops wrong person but ill go 45k if you buiy it now’

davepoobond:  how many tabs

Woody:  3

Woody:  with active guild

davepoobond:  hmmm

davepoobond:  are there any girls in the guild

Woody:  yeah 1

davepoobond:  does she put out

Woody:  2

Woody:  and put out>”

Woody:  ?

davepoobond:  what are their cup sizes

Woody:  lol omg

Woody:  want it or not

davepoobond:  how many are going to stay after i buy the guild

Woody:  everyone but 3

Woody:  2 forsure

Woody:  my brothers

davepoobond:  how many of the girls are in that 3

Woody:  none lmao

davepoobond:  what items are in the guild bank

Woody:  herbs gems

Woody:  glyphs

davepoobond:  thats all?

Woody:  mats

davepoobond:  what kind of music do the girls like to listen to

Woody:  dude lol

Woody:  buying it or not

davepoobond:  can i tell you a story

Woody:  sure

davepoobond:  i wasn’t a popular kid in school

davepoobond:  i didn’t have a lot of friends

davepoobond:  if someone asked to take advantage of me, by eating my french fries during lunch

davepoobond:  i was happy because someone was paying attention to me

davepoobond:  one day i got an email full of screen names with all of the girls in the school i went to

davepoobond:  so i IMd each one of them, pretending to be some hot guy with bleached tips on his hair

davepoobond:  and they actually wanted to talk to me for no other reason than my picture

Woody:  is this true>

davepoobond:  it is all true

davepoobond:  what are your thoughts about my story

Woody:  i feel bad

davepoobond:  why do you feel bad

Woody:  because if its true you didn’t deserve it

davepoobond:  i deserve everything i get

Woody:  are you buying the guild or what lol

davepoobond:  i have never known the touch of a woman

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs, Prank IMs

WoW Chat #23103: davepoobond -> Amyrista

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In Trade Chat, Amyrista was trying to sell a mount…

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[2] [Amyrista]: WTS Obsidian nightwing 10k!

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davepoobond: what does it look like

Amyrista: can’t u look at it on google? 😉

davepoobond: what does it look like

Amyrista: come to me u can see it

Amyrista: it just besides me

Amyrista: see it ?

davepoobond: i cant find u

Amyrista: the sw city

davepoobond: i like ur hair

Amyrista: hi

Amyrista: nice to meet u here

davepoobond: lol u r so nice

Amyrista: hehe thx dear

Amyrista: so do u like this mount and get one ?

davepoobond: lol how does it fly

Amyrista: yes it can fly!

Amyrista: u can carry friends too

Amyrista: u can turn in to it and carry friend 🙂

davepoobond: like u? u r my friend right

Amyrista: yes 😀 i would like that

davepoobond: r u a girl in real life

Amyrista: u can buy one and carry me hehe i’s like ride on your back

Amyrista: yes i am 24 years old girl

davepoobond: is ur hair pretty in real life too

Amyrista: hehe my hairl like this in real life

Amyrista: dear do u want get one nightwing ?

davepoobond: can i ask u a question

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I get a whisper from Cytoplasm, randomly…

Cytoplasm: If you are hesitant about buying the mount, dont be : ).. I just bought one for my brother (Heisenberg) about an hour ago… Amyrista is awesome!

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Amyrista: hehe see it is flying

Amyrista: yes

davepoobond: do u like me

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I get another whisper from Cytoplasm…

Cytoplasm: 10k is an amazing deal for this mount. I love it!

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Amyrista: um..i dont know u much but if i know u more i think u will be a good guy to talk with

davepoobond: what if i told u i am a boy that is a girl

Amyrista: u are a boy right

Amyrista: that’s nice ,coz i am a girl

davepoobond: i am a girl inside, on the outside i am a boy

davepoobond: can i ask u a question

Amyrista: hun …i wanna know if u like this mount and get it with 10k ? u can pay me 5k first and after u got it pay me another 5k

Amyrista: 🙂 ok

davepoobond: how big r ur boobs

davepoobond: i want to get some, but i dont know how big

davepoobond: do u know???

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I get another whisper from Cytoplasm…

Cytoplasm: If you have the 10k to spare you should buy the nightwing mount. Its a good deal : )

davepoobond: who r u

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Amyrista: not for sure ,not small lol

Amyrista: but let me ask u a question :0

Amyrista: do u want the nightwing

davepoobond: what is a that

Amyrista: just the mount u see~!

davepoobond: lol

Amyrista: black mount with wings

Amyrista: hehe so ?

Amyrista: so u like to get one

Amyrista: ?

davepoobond: what

Amyrista: if u want to buy a nightwing with 10k from me ?:D

davepoobond: do u have a boyfriend

davepoobond: ?

Chat Logs, Lame Chat Rooms

WoW Chat #23078

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I was in a battleground and we were losing horribly.  Mostly because everyone was a DPS spec, and the other team was way more balanced.  I play a hunter, by the way.

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Phacku: what a dick

davepoobond: 3 hybrids and none of you can tank

Phacku: your a hybrid

davepoobond: who is

davepoobond: me?

davepoobond: lol

Phacku: yeah you dont ever call me a hybrid again

davepoobond: you’re a hybird

davepoobond: and about as dumb as a plant

davepoobond: like a hybrid plant

Phacku: you obviously know nothing of plants

davepoobond: i know they are smarter than you

Phacku: than you still know nothing

Athiesm: ummmm

Athiesm: seems like i got in a grp of fighting eachother ness

Phacku: hunter likes men. thats all

Wish: there arguing about hybrid classes

Athiesm: the usual pointless shit

davepoobond: of course i like men

davepoobond: im a woman

Athiesm: who cares

Athiesm: im a wolf

Athiesm: so what

Phacku: dont lie to me

Wish: im a gnome

Chat Logs, Lame Chat Rooms

WoW Chat #23077

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Chilo: I like playing with myself, if you know what I mean ;P

Frantor: They were probably 25

Zanbon: inappropriate

Chilo: I’m talking about multiboxing!

Zanbon: yeah i know

Zanbon: well

Chilo: god z, what did you think I was talking about…

Zanbon: i know that NOW

davepoobond: i think we need more clarifications

davepoobond: how do you put your dick in multiple boxes?

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

WoW Chat #23076: Gylana -> davepoobond

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People were asking about what mounts the Worgen racial mounts were, and I linked them. IN TRADE, everyone was saying where to get them, which was in Darnassus. Then this guy messages me…

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Gylana: were do u get that

davepoobond: 10g

Gylana: from where

davepoobond: 10g

Gylana: pay u?w

davepoobond: yes

Gylana: 5 then 5 after u tell me

davepoobond: ok mail me 5 right now

Gylana: meet met at bank

davepoobond: im in a bg!

davepoobond: i cant!

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs, Prank IMs

WoW Chat #23072: davepoobond -> Destructiva

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In World of Warcraft, Destructiva needed on a piece of green while everyone else greeded — he basically cheated to win the item.

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davepoobond: grats on the cloth upgrade

Destructiva: What? DId you want those?

davepoobond: no, you needed them, just saying grats since you did

Destructiva: Well perhaps that was because everything popped up at once. Wasn’t intentional.

Destructiva: So if you want them, I’d gladly give them to you to make you quit your bitching.

davepoobond: it was a joke

davepoobond: learn how to take things less seriously

davepoobond: maybe you’ll avoid high blood pressure later in life

Destructiva: Dude, I was joking too. Maybe you should be less carebear

davepoobond: maybe you should be less

davepoobond: predictable

Destructiva: Whatever… you’re just mad, and jealous of my new cloth gloves.

Destructiva: And cool guild name by the way.

davepoobond: thanks 😛 been around for a long time on the server. since vanilla

Destructiva: Oh, I was joking….

davepoobond: jokes are supposed to be funny

Destructiva: Really? Yours wasn’t.

Destructiva: I thougt you liked it that way.

davepoobond: at least there was a punch line

Destructiva: I must have missed that part.

davepoobond: this goes back to the high blood pressure thing

Destructiva: You’re quite the hypocrite, no?

davepoobond: you should eat less salt

Destructiva: So kind of you to be concerned for my health. But you shouldn’t presume things.

davepoobond: well just make sure you dont use that cloth piece cuz ur gunna lose ur 5% agility lol

Destructiva: I’m gonna mail it to you.

davepoobond: i already wear mail

Destructiva: Don’t you have anything better to do?

davepoobond: i dont do requests.

Destructiva: Well I’m growing quite bored with you. Goodbye.

davepoobond: i want to grow old with you

Destructiva is ignoring you.

Media, The Squacklecast

Squacklecast Episode 14 – “An Eternity of Dog Food Commercials”

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Welcome to the “try-weekly” episode of the Squacklecast.  This week we talk about this super sappy and emotional dog food commercial that will make anyone have a tear come to their eye because they’ve been puking their guts out at how much it makes you sick:

Another thing, is that they’re preparing Mac and Cheese for this asshole hours before he even gets home.

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Imagine getting out of your car one day, closing the door, and seeing a huge dog all of a sudden appear in front of you.

Mean Dog

OH SHIT!

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Wouldn’t you like to live forever?  It would give you enough time to finish off all of the Star Trek series before passing onto the next world, after all.

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If there’s one, two, or three movies you need to see before you die, it would be the 3 Ninjas series, with High Noon at Mega Mountain being the best.

It features a dangerous course full of fire built by a decrepit old man for his grandsons.  I think that constitutes as child endangerment.  Good thing he dies.  Whoops, spoiler.

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Surf Ninjas was pretty awesome too.  Here’s the others we were talking about:

Santa’s Slay

Santa with Muscles

ThanksKilling

Next Squacklecast, we’ll talk about more movies on our Netflix queues…

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What I learned from World of Warcraft is:  “You don’t have something until you have it.”  It’s a life lesson.  Or something.

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Ras Al Ghul from Batman Begins became an eco-terrorist with his eternity of time to live.

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Total Recall (the real one) foretells a time of three-titted babes on Mars.  I can’t wait to live there during my fifth lifetime.

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Curiosity is just using Instagram filters to take its pictures of Mars.  Behold.

Before Instagram (aka before being cool):

Curiosity Taking a Picture of Mars

After Instagram (aka now its cool):

Curiosity Taking an Instagram of Mars

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Facebook City?  Also known as Las Vegas…

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Jonathan Frakes kind of overacts during his “Riker-focused” episodes in Star Trek.  Here’s a select few where he’s always trying to bang a chick, a job once reserved for a Captain, now given to the Second-in-Command.:

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See you guys next month!!!  GET ITTTT???!?!?!?

Stupid IMs, Prank IMs

WoW Chat #22440 davepoobond -> Sandychris

In trade chat, Sandychris is selling expensive mounts and other stuff, so I say to her…

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davepoobond: 20k each

Sandychris: sorry only real money.:P

davepoobond: gold is real money

Sandychris: lol i mean$

davepoobond: yeah, $20k

Sandychris: lol

davepoobond: thats what i wanna give you,,,,

Sandychris: sorry i dont wanna ur gold.:P

davepoobond: it is real gold

davepoobond: i just need a down payment to bring th gold into the country

Sandychris: i know, but we dont use it.:P

Sandychris: lol

Sandychris: how?

davepoobond: i need it to pay the customs fees

davepoobond: but i will pay you back with the gold, cause its actual bullion

Sandychris: lol thanks

davepoobond: but i need these mounts

davepoobond: i told you i would pay you real gold money

Sandychris: i told u i only need $.:P

davepoobond: are you a girl

Sandychris: Yeah why

davepoobond: what is your cup size

Sandychris: what?

davepoobond: how big are your breasts

Sandychris: oh god

Sandychris: why do u know?

Sandychris: big enough

davepoobond: i want to know because i like boobs

Sandychris: ewww

davepoobond: what is so ew about that?

davepoobond: do you not like boobs?

Sandychris: lol

Sandychris: are u married?

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: are you?

Sandychris: no

Sandychris: i am younger than u

davepoobond: how old are you?

Sandychris: why dont u get married?

Sandychris: i am younger 10 years old then u.:P

davepoobond: i am trying to find a good woman

Sandychris: Nice

davepoobond: when do you want to get married

Sandychris: maybe 25 or 26.:)

davepoobond: can i ask you a question

Sandychris: sure

davepoobond: do you like butt sex

Sandychris: sure why?

davepoobond: i was just wondering

davepoobond: can i ask you another question

Sandychris: okay

davepoobond: will you marry me

Sandychris: lol

Sandychris: i cant

davepoobond: why not?

davepoobond: you like everything i like

Sandychris: lol

Sandychris: but i am not live in USA

davepoobond: details, my love

Sandychris: i am living in China,lol

davepoobond: that is ok

Sandychris: lol

davepoobond: so, since we are getting married, you will be able to come to usa

Sandychris: lol never

davepoobond: do you like china?

Sandychris: sure

davepoobond: why

Sandychris: do u like USA?

davepoobond: yes

Sandychris: then my answer is same with u

davepoobond: but i am a citizen of the world, i can live anywhere i want to

davepoobond: if you will not come to me, i will go to you

Sandychris: lol

Sandychris: are u a rich person?

davepoobond: yes, i have gold in many countries

Sandychris: lol

davepoobond: how long is your tongue?

Sandychris: lol

davepoobond: hello?

Sandychris: hello

davepoobond: what kind of activities do you like to do in your free time

Sandychris: nothing

davepoobond: do you know nancy?

davepoobond: i havent heard from her for a long time

Sandychris: who is Nancy?

davepoobond: she works in china doing the same thing you do

Sandychris: i dont know here

davepoobond: she got married

Sandychris: her

Sandychris: Yeah

davepoobond: and then another person, named danny said she was dead

Sandychris: lol

Sandychris: which site does she from?

Sandychris: do u know ?

Sandychris: u can contact with her by livechat on her site

davepoobond: i think from susanexpress

Sandychris: lol

Sandychris: did u buy gold or mount before?

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: we were friends

Sandychris: i am not working for susanexpress.:P

davepoobond: i was so happy to hear she was getting married

Sandychris: lol nice

davepoobond: and then a week later someone said she was dead

Sandychris: lol so weird

davepoobond: i think it was because she was dealing drugs

Sandychris: ahh?

davepoobond: opium

Sandychris: horrible

davepoobond: but she was so nice.  she had to sit on a box and type on her computer

Sandychris: why sit on a box?

davepoobond: they did not allow them to have chairs

Sandychris: lol horrilbe

Sandychris: i cant believe

Sandychris: chinese boss is good and cent do like this

davepoobond: what is your favorite movie

Sandychris: why should i tell u?

Sandychris: Forest Gump

Sandychris: do u know?

davepoobond: yes, i know that movie

davepoobond: it is a good movie

davepoobond: what is your favorite part

Sandychris: do u love it ?

davepoobond: yes

Sandychris: every is good

davepoobond: why do you like it

Sandychris: not sure