In General Chat on World of Warcraft:
 Doomshrooms: they balance the game for 100 not 90 bro
 davepoobond: ill balance you
 Doomshrooms: meet me in front of the garrisons
 Doomshrooms: fukboi
 davepoobond: for what
 davepoobond: u want buy [Exiled Dabbler’s Robe of the Sorcerer]? 1000g
 Doomshrooms: come get some nooblet
 Doomshrooms: talk shit get hit bro
 davepoobond: who are you talking to
 Doomshrooms: why are you scared of a video game
 davepoobond: im not, who is video game?
Then he whispers me…
Doomshrooms: come duel you said you will balance me
davepoobond: balance out, bro. take some weed
Doomshrooms: come on bro
Doomshrooms: talk shit get hit
davepoobond: hey bro
davepoobond: i dont know why you’re so angry
Doomshrooms: not angry
Doomshrooms: just ready to pounce on a fukboi smackin lips
davepoobond: sounds like it to me
davepoobond: k ill brt
I don’t leave from my garrison, so he just wastes time outside of his garrison for about a minute.
Doomshrooms: how are you scared inside of a video game
davepoobond: i role play a lot, do you role play too?
Doomshrooms: don’t flap your lips if you cant pick them up of the floor
davepoobond: my lips are of a normal size
davepoobond: and i dont like what you are implying
Doomshrooms: turbo shitter scared to duel, hide in your garrison
Doomshrooms: trade chat is safe
davepoobond: im outside bro where are you
davepoobond: you chicken out?
(I wasn’t outside)
Doomshrooms: you ain’t here nug
I was still inside my garrison. He invites me to a group and comes in to my garrison and starts a duel with me and I accept. I stay mounted and just let him shoot at me until he wins.
In party chat:
[P] Doomshrooms: your cool dude
[P] Doomshrooms: ss get wrekt
[P] davepoobond: u won
[P] Doomshrooms: shit ass pve gear
[P] davepoobond: hooray
[P] Doomshrooms: shit at pve shit at pvp
[P] Doomshrooms: why even play
[P] davepoobond: im a kingslayer, bro
[P] Doomshrooms: like you didn’t even kill imp till 2015
[P] Doomshrooms: why are you playing this game
He leaves party and I don’t say anything to him anymore.