Q: What do you call a black guy with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape white women?
A: An inmate.
Tag Archives: white
Joke #21863
Q: What is white and has a black asshole?
A: The Washington D.C. Mayor’s office.
Joke #21850
Q: What do you call a black guy after his white girlfriend breaks up with him?
A: Homeless.
Joke #21845
Q: What do you call a white man surrounded by 100 blacks?
A: Warden.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21782
Mary had a little lamb.
It’s fleas were white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went.
The fleas were sure to go.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21776
Mary had a little lamb, a lobster and some prunes,
A hunk of beef, a chicken leg and then some macaroons.
It made the naughty waiters grin to see her order so,
and when they carried Mary out her face was white as snow.
Moldy Bread Haiku
White, Gray, Black, Brown, Green
Squishy, Shiny, Looks Fuzzy
Rotten and Stinky
Joke #21460
Q: How do you stop 10 black guys from raping a white girl?
A: Throw them a basketball.
Joke #21451
Q: What’s black on the outside and white in the middle?
A: Wayne Brady.
Joke #21223
I hired a subliminal advertiser and he requested a gallon of white ink.
Bad Submission #21006
Submitted through the Racist Joke submission form.
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name = HATEZ SUCK HAIRY FISHBALLS
email =
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qjoke = WHITE PEOPLE ARE COOL….LMAO
Joke #20933
Q: What is black and white and red?
A: A sunburned zebra.
Joke #20906
Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A panda bear with measles.
Joke #20875
Q: What’s black and white and blue all over?
A: A frozen penguin.
Bad Submission #18951
This form was submitted: Apr 25 2005 / 11:55:30
name = whitez are motha fuckerz
kkjoke = knock knock whos there moo moo who mooooooooooooooooo