tovar – v. to carry a large bag of frozen french fries on your shoulder while in the grocery store
Tag Archives: verb
eracabab
eracabab – v. to fill your new fake boobs with the same stuff they put in maracas so when your boobs shake they make sounds like maracas
Ex. Did you want to eracabab this augmentation or wait for the next one?
sushigra
sushigra – v. to give a lecture about how Robin (from Batman) should be in Super Smash Brothers at Princeton University
ados
ados – v. to pour your drink on a laptop being used in a rude fashion
conquten
conquten – v. to douse a fire in a bar with the watered down drinks they serve
tejeda
tejeda – v. to use a huge manila envelope to transport a very small flash drive.
nebijk
nebijk – v. to unceremoniously pin less-than-important information on a cork board
benello
benello – v. to clench your rectum in such a way that you prevent shit from falling out of it
desu
desu – v. to play the Star-Spangled Banner through your nose
malkbgceihdj
malkbgceihdj – v. to have 200 bees sting you in the ass every second until you die. If for some sick reason Squackle is up in 2064, add another 24 1/2 years to the date it is today if you still haven’t died, and you will be stung until that time.
pustimo
pustimo – v. to sing Justin Timberlake songs while caressing your asshole
saqueun
saqueun – v. to jerk it to Miley Cyrus while in the bathroom after a shower, while you’re still wet but the water isn’t on anymore
conqui
conqui – v. to jack off to Britney Spears
sotelo
sotelo – v. to film yourself fucking a moose
popuso
popuso – v. to throw a box of recently-used, wet, condoms out onto the freeway while going 75 mph, and making sure that there is at least one car behind you.