Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Tag Archives: vegetable
Children’s Books that Didn’t Make the Cut
1. You Are Different and That’s Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad’s New Wife Robert
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
8. All Cats Go to Hell
9. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
10. Some Kittens Can Fly
11. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
12. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
13. Pop! Goes The Hamster…And Other Great Microwave Games
14. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
15. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
zime
zime – n. a fruit that is in controversy about being a vegetable
wyeth
wyeth – n. a metallic blue bell pepper
vegichan
vegichan – n. a Japanese vegetable man
vegeruit
vegeruit – n. a vegetable often misplaces as a fruit
;} a genetically altered fruit that counts as a vegetable
soup
soup – n. a liquidy food which is good when filled with veggies
poku
poku – n. a vegatable that is in controversy about being a fruit
ice soup
ice soup – n. some kind of broth or vegetable flavored water with ice in it
hayek
hayek – n. a carrot-like vegetable that comes from a can.
groop
groop – v. to look back at your shit after eating lots of green vegetables, in other words, a green turd
freggie
freggie – n. a fruit often misplaced as a vegetable
;} a genetically altered vegetable that counts as a fruit
fibbacage
fibbacage – n. a lying lettuce
celery
celery – n. a vegetable that has almost no nutrients or calories in it, so you actually lose calories eating it