Q: What do you give a snowman for his birthday?
A: A cake of ice.
Tag Archives: snowman
Quote #14823
“12oz Icy Snowman Jel Candle – $9.99 BUY ONE GET ONE FREE”
– from the Internet
Joke #13760
Q: What do you call Frosty the Snowman’s lesser-known brother, the baker?
A: Frosty the Doughman
Joke #13733
Q: What does Frosty the Snowman hang on his Christmas tree?
A: Icicles.
Joke #13731
Q: If Frosty the Snowman married a vampire, what would they name their child?
A: Frostbite.
Joke #13719
Q: What would you call Frosty the Snowman in May?
A: A puddle!
Joke #13288
With the price of fuel the way it is these days, when you build a snowman, you use rocks for his eyes and nose instead of coal.
Joke #13265
Did you hear about the moron who gave his snowman suntan lotion for Christmas?
Joke #12337
Crime is really bad in the East in the wintertime. During the last blizzard, a bunch of kids made a snowman and five minutes after it was finished, a crook came along and mugged it.
Joke #11460
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Bad Submission #8659
name = XxxgamerxxX
email = sk8er_boy589@yahoo.com
use_email = yes
type = umm…just read it
title = umm…just read it!!!!
submission = I REALLY HAVE NO JOKE I JUST WANTED TO SAY THIS SONG…
“WHO PUT THE DICK ON THE SNOWMAN, AND IMBERRISED THE FAAAAMILY, YOU COULD HAVE USED A BALL BAT, A CUCUMBER OR A ZUCEENEA, INSTEAD YOU USED A THIMBLE, SOMTHIN’ YOU COULD BEAR TO SEE… WHO PUT THE DICK ON THE SNOWMAN AND MADE HIM LOOK LIKE ME!?!
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Snowman
Snowman Funeral
woppy
woppy – v. to pick up a snowman and throw him to Atlanta
jeetysap
jeetysap – n. a snowman that performs gangsta rap