“IF YOU JUST WANT SEX, GET THE FVCK OFF OF MY PAGE. SICK OF MEETING YOU JERKS & THATS ALL YOU WANT. YOU’RE BETTER OFF JUST WACKIN IT TO MY PICTURES THEN!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Tag Archives: sex
Sex and Math
Sex is like math.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
Add the moaning.
Hope you don’t multiply.
Quote #22739
“If u want a hooker go to the nearest corner. If u ask if im dtf i swear i will cuss u out.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22696
(This girl’s profile picture is literally just her huge cleavage)
“Sex sex sex what else would i want out of this site? People who say want a relationship are fakes and flakes on here. All they want is ****. If you can prove me wrong on what i just said then cool. So with that said… Dont waste my time and be straight forward on what you want. Im done being the nice girl… Im ready to be kinky and naughty!!!!!
white boy is a must! No Hispanics specially no black guys.. Sorry just not my type. And no Asians!!! 1000% White caucasians and disease free!!!!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22689
“First & foremost please don’t message me about sex, paying my bills, & wanting to marry me. I’m not interested & I can pay my own bills.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22597
“Okay, look. I just left someone who was trying to pressure me into having sex, the unconventional way. (Oh, we’ll get married, this and that, but I HAVE to have sex, can’t wait, etc etc) and I am NOT HAVING IT. If you’re trying to get in my pants, and I’m not saying you are, but if it so happens you are, you’re not getting any. I’m sorry. I’m holding out for a long time, so date one of these other women. I don’t judge them, and I don’t believe I’m better than them. In fact, I used to be in the same boat as many of them. As I’ve gotten older, things have changed. Maybe it’ll just be me for the rest of my life, but it certainly won’t be me and random strangers, or soon-to-be strangers after a few dates of no nooky.”
– from a girl’s dating(?) profile
Joke #22594
Q: What is the difference between a white girl and a airplane?
A: Not everyone has been in an airplane.
Quote #22573
“I have an albino fetish especially the ones with red eyes.”
– a girl’s dating profile
#22504: davepoobond -> Para
davepoobond: heh i just thought of something
davepoobond: i should make a porno where all the hot chicks aren’t the ones getting the action
davepoobond: but all these ugly chicks are
davepoobond: it’ll mess with their minds
Para: Yeah!
Para: Women would buy that.
Para: Normal women with no makeup and stuff getting all the hunks.
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: “if only”
davepoobond: or “i want to be her”
Para: Yeah.
davepoobond: then there’s a sudden surge in ugly women becoming porn actresses
Para: And give it an actual plot.
Para: Heh.
davepoobond: have an actual plot and then no one would buy it
davepoobond: cause it has too many things that aren’t appealing
Para: Actually no. Women like plots.
davepoobond: heh
Para: Women don’t like hardcore.
Para: We like softcore.
Para: That’s why romance novels sell.
Para: They are smut just like the movies.
Para: They just have a plot.
davepoobond: interesting
davepoobond: an untapped market
Para: Pretty much.
#22503: davepoobond -> Para
davepoobond: if i make it as a director maybe i can put you in one of the movies I make 😉 (not porno)
davepoobond: though i might go through there if i plan to actually pursue that career choice
Para: Lol, good. Because I’d be the only dressed person in the porno
davepoobond: i guess you could be the lawyer person that consults with the main character
davepoobond: right before she gets assrammed
Para: Lmao
davepoobond: or i could just make my own company or whatever maybe
davepoobond: i dont know
davepoobond: maybe i’ll do that on the side of an office job or wherever i end up
Para: True
Para: Porn tends to ruin a person’s career before it starts though.
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: but you get all the hot chicks
davepoobond: so it can’t be that bad
Para: All the hot used chicks.
Para: Really used.
davepoobond: hey used costs less
Para: Lol… used also comes with some unwanted extras.
davepoobond: haha
Sex Change: Before and After
Quote #22338
My self-summary:
“Yeh I’m a gay smooth fem male I luv to suck n I luv to get fuck nice n hard I’m very smooth n tight so if ur cool with what I am hmu papi……n I’m not a tranny I just like to dress up like a bitch behind doors n I do moan like a bitch so if u like what u see hmu n I’m looking for a horny straight man only that’s dwn to fuck me good on the the dl”
– From a girl’s dating profile
Which do you think is cozier?
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“Roger fucked his lunch and shit out of the house.”
– davepoobond
Quote #22235
“The teacher shit the lesson for the next day and fucked the class”
– davepoobond