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TA H00TERs bar

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OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – TA HO0TERs bar”. ***

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VCaine: so how come you dun have a boyfrined/

davepoobond: ::scratches his eye:: hmm

VCaine: yer cute…n…dare i say…lovable…::Shakes his head::

VCaine: i sound 40.

davepoobond: he’s trying to sweet talk you to get into your pants! dont fall for it!

Elisa: umm ,i dunno

VCaine: Hey! i am not!

davepoobond: sure you are

VCaine: im a Vir….Never mind..

davepoobond: you wanna do her in zero gees

davepoobond: so what, theres a first time for everything

VCaine: ……

davepoobond: …..

VCaine: ::Frowns::

davepoobond: ::frowns::

VCaine: ::leaps down::

davepoobond: ::leaps down too::

VCaine: ::Walkson out::

davepoobond: ::kicks him out::

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davepoobond: ha! showed him

OnlineHost: Shaggygirl has entered the room.

davepoobond: ::dances around::

Shaggygirl: hi

davepoobond: hi

Shaggygirl: im a model

davepoobond: really

davepoobond: you’re hired

Shaggygirl: cool

davepoobond: ::puts a hooters shirt on her::

davepoobond: now, as your job, you have to stay in here and not do anything

Shaggygirl: ok

davepoobond: and possibly riverdance every 30 seconds or so

davepoobond: even if no one is in here

Shaggygirl: im riverdance ing

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: you’re bad at dancing

Shaggygirl: ok

davepoobond: you’re fired

davepoobond: get outta here!

Shaggygirl: fu

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: fu u

Shaggygirl: im cry

davepoobond: im sweat

Shaggygirl: im crying

davepoobond: whats your point

Shaggygirl: 🙁

Shaggygirl: kiss

Shaggygirl: 🙂

OnlineHost: VCaine has entered the room.

davepoobond: great

davepoobond: thats just great

VCaine: ::Walks back in::

VCaine: the hell i leave for?

davepoobond: ok, you’re hired again shaggy

Shaggygirl: cool

VCaine: i can kick yer ass if ya put me down one more time..

davepoobond: now give a lap dance to him and fondle him ::points to vince::

Shaggygirl: ok

VCaine: ::Snarles::

VCaine: ::looks for liz::

Shaggygirl: 🙂 🙂 🙂

VCaine: liz?

davepoobond: she’s dead

davepoobond: ::stands in front of the bathroom door:: she’s definately not in here

Shaggygirl: no im not

davepoobond: not you

Shaggygirl: who

Elisa: hi

davepoobond: liz

davepoobond: told you she wasnt in here ::points to the bathroom::

Elisa: whats up

Elisa: huh?

Shaggygirl: hi Elisa

VCaine: Hey…

Shaggygirl: a/s/l

davepoobond: 15/m/ca

Elisa: hellos

VCaine: ((16/M/CA))

Shaggygirl: im riverdance ing

davepoobond: cool. me too

VCaine: wanna umm sit down?

Shaggygirl: 15 f ohio

VCaine: ::Sits down on a comfy couch::

davepoobond: ::jumps on it:: dont mind if i do

Elisa: :: sits down too::

Shaggygirl: sits down too::

VCaine: ::looks at liz:: so you go to school here?

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davepoobond: ::has his legs up towards Vince’s face, lying down on his back::

VCaine: ::twists his leg makin a snaping sound:: BA

davepoobond: ahh…..

OnlineHost: VCaine rolled 1 50-sided die: 32

VCaine: ::almost::

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davepoobond: ::blinks:: that didnt hurt…i actually enjoyed that

VCaine: ::licks his fangs as he looks back to liz::

VCaine: ::Twists again::

OnlineHost: VCaine rolled 1 50-sided die: 44

VCaine: ::Snap:

davepoobond: give me more!

davepoobond: harder harder

VCaine: ((whoa…ok moderism…i see…))

davepoobond: ((no…))

Elisa: yikes

davepoobond: ((he’s a sadist))

davepoobond: ((he likes pain))

davepoobond: ((and he’s a shapeshifter, so it doesnt matter how many times you twisted his leg))

davepoobond: ((it’ll just keep turning))

VCaine: ((well he cant walk now…))

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Shaggygirl: hi

davepoobond: ((sure he can, he can just regenerate it))

VCaine: ::turns his back to him::

VCaine: so do you go to school here?

Elisa: :: smiles an waves::

davepoobond: there is no hooters school

Elisa: at ta?

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VCaine: im sorry bout that…

Shaggygirl: hi liz

VCaine: No…in rhydin..

Elisa: hi

Shaggygirl: can i get some school

davepoobond: ((lol…that looks funny))

VCaine: ::pokes Liz::

Shaggygirl: da what is your hobie

davepoobond: pooping

davepoobond: and…playing video games

XXSiK: any females with pics email them 2 me

davepoobond: no

VCaine: ::kisses her nose::

davepoobond: you’re not worthy of my pic

VCaine: say sumthin!

VCaine: ur so…

VCaine: quiet…

VCaine: want me to go?

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Shaggygirl: i thought its secret

davepoobond: ((liz: yes, you’re a loser))

davepoobond: ((hahah))

Shaggygirl: 🙂

VCaine: ((hey what division in TA are you?))

Shaggygirl: 🙂

Shaggygirl: 🙂

davepoobond: ((Solar Flare))

Shaggygirl: 🙂 hahaha

VCaine: ((great way to impress a DC in ur guild))

VCaine: ((::Shakes head::))

davepoobond: ((i’m jest playing around man))

VCaine: ((i know hehe))

davepoobond: ((you’re actually taking this seriously?))

VCaine: ((god no))

Shaggygirl: can i get a job

davepoobond: ((anyway…what does Solar Flare do anyway?))

VCaine: Well?

Shaggygirl: can i

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: now go away

Shaggygirl: solar flare disrupts communications

davepoobond: ((…..in TA?))

davepoobond: ((WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SHAGGY-MUN lol))

VCaine: ((no))

VCaine: ((shaggy dun RP))

davepoobond: ((i know that))

VCaine: ((she doesnt have an entrance or an exit or a RP profile))

Shaggygirl: i need a outfit

davepoobond: ((so…what does Solar Flare do?))

Shaggygirl: solar flare disrupts communications

davepoobond: ((Shut up you))

Shaggygirl: solar flare disrupts communications

Shaggygirl: solar flare disrupts communications

VCaine: ::Runs off::

Shaggygirl: solar flare disrupts communicatisolar flare disrupts communicationsons

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davepoobond: ((NUUU))

Shaggygirl: as you can see

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davepoobond: ::busts a cap into shaggy’s head::

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Shaggygirl: ouch

Leper85680816611: what the fuck is this

davepoobond: its a hooters bar

davepoobond: welcome

davepoobond: you’re hired

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Shaggygirl: go a wayLeper85680816611:

VEGAA: WHO HAS BIG HOOTERS

Shaggygirl: me

davepoobond: moi

Shaggygirl: c 36 b

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Travelers Inn

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OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – Travelers Inn”.

***

JonasTheElf: ((LOL sorry, trying to scare people away))

davepoobond: ::walks in::

davepoobond: hum dee dum dee doh

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LadyKatrina: ::shakes her head:: great, jonas is going isane

Mac: ::grins:: Rush? ::kisses her again, this time more deeply::

davepoobond: ::walks over and smacks Mac in the head::

JonasTheElf: ::he climbs onto his bed::

Mac: ::is upstairs::

davepoobond: ::is upstairs too then::

Caca Master: [Lmao. Not again, Dave.]

davepoobond: ((shhhhhhhhhh))

LadyKatrina: ::looks at Jonas:: good night

Mac: ::Pulls USP and blows Bond away::

davepoobond: whoa! ::blows up::

Tsenn: ((he got blown away lmao))

davepoobond: ::unblows up::

Chloe Steele: ((LOL…I can’t work with this people! LOL))

JonasTheElf: ::pats the bed next to him:: join me?

davepoobond: hey, that reminds me of a story

davepoobond: that story is “unblown up”

Mac: ((oh god))

Caca Master: [Lmao. Mac-“::Drops to his knees.. And blows Dave away..::”]

davepoobond: theres this guy you see

Caca Master: [Lmfao.]

LadyKatrina: ::looks at Jonas:: perphaps when we know each other more

davepoobond: he came to an inn

Tsenn: ((oh no bob its storytime))

davepoobond: and there was this guy

Caca Master: [Oh god.. Not story time.]

davepoobond: he didnt like men

davepoobond: so he took his gun

davepoobond: and blew him up

davepoobond: he blew him up so much, he unblowed up

LadyKatrina: ::stands up::

davepoobond: he got mad

davepoobond: thats it

Caca Master: [Rofl. I’m so tired, this is actually funny.]

davepoobond: ::sits on Mac’s head:: i know a person named Squack-Mack. do you know him?

LadyKatrina: ::watches for his reaction to what she had said::

davepoobond: that reminds me of a story about Squack-Mack

davepoobond: he came to a inn once

JonasTheElf: :::smiles and winks, takes off shirt::

davepoobond: there was this guy upstair

davepoobond: s

davepoobond: kissing a wall

davepoobond: i dont know what he was doing really

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davepoobond: i think he was practicing to kiss the chair

davepoobond: so, anyway, he sold drugs, y’see

LadyKatrina: ::sighs as she prepares to walk out the door::

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davepoobond: so, he came to the room and before he could sell any drugs

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davepoobond: the stupid guy blowed him up with his gun

Tsenn: ((bob hes at the stories again?))

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davepoobond: then he blewn up

Caca Master: [Not for long.. Looks like everyone left.]

davepoobond: he got mad

Caca Master: [Good going, genius.]

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Caca Master: [Lmfao.]

davepoobond: ((ahaha. my plan worked though)))

Tsenn: ((lmao you scared them))

davepoobond: ((i kill rooms))

davepoobond: ((i’ll look for another room))

davepoobond: ((just follow me))

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Dragonarmy Tavern

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Sanjouin: ::takes a clean swatch of linen and begins carefully cleaning the wound:: This might sting a bit.

davepoobond: ::walks in::

Alix Doroute: No..no i don’t believe so.

davepoobond: hmm…you guys dont look that boring

davepoobond: <vs> ‘course i could always be wrong

Asakura: Not a problem…I can take it.. ::he smirked, running a hand through his hair, bracing

Sanjouin: ::cleans the blood away from Vince’s shoulder with the alcohol::

Asakura: himself against the pain::

Sanjouin: ::cuts Vince a bemused look with his pale eyes and continues working::

davepoobond: ::walks over to the bar::

davepoobond: wheres the toilets here?

davepoobond: i demand to see a toilet

davepoobond: ::pounds his fist onto the bar::

Sanjouin: There’s a comfort stall out back, I believe, sir. ::continues tending to Vince::

davepoobond: comfort stall?

davepoobond: i dont need to buy a matress

Sanjouin: An outhouse.

davepoobond: yeah, i’d hope your house is out…

Sanjouin: ::bends over Vince’s shoulder, muttering::

Sanjouin: It must be Freyasday. That’s when all the loons come in to roost.

davepoobond: i’m not a hen

davepoobond: nor do i roost

Asakura: You look like a hen. A biddy.

davepoobond: how do you think i look like a hen? ::he moves a lock of hair away from his eye::

Sanjouin: ::begins winding fresh linen around Vince’s shoulder::

Sanjouin: Obviously some other village has temporarily lost its idiot.

davepoobond: right…

davepoobond: thats what happened

davepoobond: ::looks around:: so…where’s the idiot?

Sanjouin: ::has no mirror handy::

davepoobond: ::grabs a chair:: is this the loon?

Sanjouin: Excuse me, sir, I must tend to my companion. He’s injured.

Sanjouin: ::turns his back on DaBond::

davepoobond: aww poor baby…

davepoobond: ::jumps up onto the bar and sits on it::

Sanjouin: Fortunately the wound isn’t serious. Otherwise you’d have bled to death by now.

davepoobond: you’d think the mental hospital wasnt boring….but nuuu

davepoobond: just a bunch of boring people

davepoobond: so i go to a tavern, and theres a bunch of people that are discrimative against chairs…

Sanjouin: ::removes his cloak and puts it around Vince’s bare shoulders::

Asakura: I guess that’s good.. ::he smiled faintly at Sanjouin:: Yeah, bleeding to death would have

Asakura: been bad, but I’ve had worse go untreated and they didn’t kill me.

Sanjouin: ::smiles gently at Vince:: Well, do your best to avoid anything worse.

Sanjouin: If you died, it would ruin my entire day. ::strokes one bare hand down the back of Vince’s hair::

Alix Doroute: ((back))

davepoobond: ((yay. lets have a party. i’ll bring the drinkable yogurt))

Alix Doroute: ::he comes out of his reverie, looking around, his gaze turning to vincent:: No, no more stories from me.

Asakura: It’d ruin mine, too, I’d think..

davepoobond: i’ve got a story

davepoobond: its about the toilet and the man

davepoobond: the man was looking for a toilet

davepoobond: so he came to a place called dragonarmy tavern

davepoobond: it looks just like this

davepoobond: only different

davepoobond: because there were 3 people in it

Asakura: Thanks for the.. ::he gestured to his shoulder with his free hand, nodding::

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davepoobond: that were being weirdos and wouldnt give a straight answer to where the durn toilet was!

Sanjouin: ::nods to Vince:: No thanks necessary.

Alix Doroute: ::he gets up from his stool, looking around:: Well..i’ll be going…i’m sure you can handle the tavern, talon commander.

Sanjouin: ::would volunteer a comment or two on Vince’s ability to handle things, but decides to keep his peace::

Asakura: Goodnight, Shaw…keep working on those chicken golems…we might need them..

Sanjouin: ::blink::

Sanjouin: Chicken…golems.

Alix Doroute: Are you serious?

Asakura: Nobody would ever suspect the chicken golem.

Alix Doroute: ::he just nodded and made his way to the door:: Right vince..

Alix Doroute: ::he quickly leaves::

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Sanjouin: No one expects the Spanish Inquisition either, but that doesn’t mean it’s a good thing.

davepoobond: i have a story about the spanish inquisition

davepoobond: one day this spanish guy said “i’m bored, i think ill go to a tavern called dragonarmy

davepoobond: tavern and find a toilet”

davepoobond: so he went to the dragonarmy tavern, and they wouldnt tell him where it was

davepoobond: so he got mad

davepoobond: thats all

Asakura: I wish this place still had booths..

Asakura: Talon Commander Auran had the tavern remodelled and decided not to include them..

davepoobond: talon commander auran is a spooty head then

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Sanjouin: ::sits beside Vince::

Asakura: ::he smiled and put an arm around Sanjouin, resting his head on his shoulder::

davepoobond: ::jumps up and hugs sanjouin and the other guy really tightly::

Hungry Wolf: [::Drools.:: Coooooll.. A male and male relationship.]

davepoobond: i hate you guys so much, but i’m so ecstatic with joy that i’ll tell you another story!

davepoobond: its about this guy, that wanted to get drunk and barf in a toilet

davepoobond: so he found a place called “dragonarmy tavern”

davepoobond: and there were 3 spooty faces in there

Sanjouin: ::puts his arm carefully around Vince’s shoulders, mindful of his injury, and holds him close::

davepoobond: there names will remain…

davepoobond: anonymous

DigitalDuo05: ::she steps into the tavern her eyebrows raising at the hugging group:: uh….

davepoobond: so he went to the place and they didnt tell him where the durn toilet was

davepoobond: so he got mad

davepoobond: thats the end of the story

Hungry Wolf: [::Smacks Dave!::]

Hungry Wolf: [Gah, Dude!]

Hungry Wolf: [Bah.]

Asakura: I’m glad you’re here…I think I’m getting a headache, though..

DigitalDuo05: ::walks out very quickly muttering one word:: scary

Sanjouin: ((He’s been doing this ever since he came in. We’re ignoring him.))

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Asakura: I was drinking earlier..

davepoobond: ((LOL))

Sanjouin: No wonder, with all–hmm.

davepoobond: that reminds me of another story

davepoobond: about “drinking earlier”

davepoobond: this guy

davepoobond: felt like drinking

davepoobond: so he went to a place called the “dragonarmy tavern”

davepoobond: he asked for beer, but they send “we dont serve hens”

davepoobond: “why dont you go roost somewhere else”

davepoobond: so the guy said this is a good idea.

davepoobond: so he asked where the toilet was

davepoobond: but

davepoobond: they WOULDNT TELL HIM WHERE IT WAS!

Hungry Wolf: [Oh Jesus, Dave.]

Hungry Wolf: [Lmfao. Now you’re even annoying me.]

davepoobond: so he got mad

Sanjouin: ((I told you, he’s been doing this the whole time. In that big obnoxious Hefty-bag colored type, too.))

davepoobond: he wanted to “roost” on the toilet

davepoobond: ((big obnoxious hefty-bag colored type?))

Hungry Wolf: [::Can’t help but crack up at the usage of the word, ‘Hefty Bag.’::]

davepoobond: ((its Garamond! its one of the smallest fonts ever))

Asakura: I don’t know that it’s good for me to drink so much…I start acting weird..

davepoobond: i’ll tell you a story about a guy that got drunk

davepoobond: this guy that got drunk

davepoobond: got drunk

Sanjouin: You seem fine to me. Then again, the only available basis for comparison is less than ideal

davepoobond: and then he came to a place called the “dragonarmy tavern”

davepoobond: he wanted to barf, y’see

davepoobond: he was loaded

davepoobond: loaded with at least 13 kilos of any alcohol in the world

davepoobond: you name it, he had it running through his veins

davepoobond: he was like pure alcohol

davepoobond: 89% alcohol is what i remember

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davepoobond: he asked where the toilet was in the tavern

Dark Logan EO: ure interested in a dark angel rp im me dark logan eo for the application

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davepoobond: but they didnt tell him!

davepoobond: so he barfed on the 3 spooty heads that were in there

davepoobond: he got mad

davepoobond: thats the end

Sanjouin: ((DaBond-mun, please stop now. You’re being disruptive.))

davepoobond: ((how? no one is talking))

Sanjouin: ((Please, just stop it.))

davepoobond: ((why? i find this quite funny.))

davepoobond: ((i’d like to tell you more stories))

Hungry Wolf: [Dave. We really should go..]

Sanjouin: ((No one else does. It’s quite annoying.))

Hungry Wolf: [Leave these guys alone.. There are plenty more people to annoy besides them.]

Hungry Wolf: [Heh.]

davepoobond: ((ahh…maybe…these guys ARE boring))

Sanjouin: ((Yeah, besides, we’re the cool yaoi guys, remember?))

Sanjouin: ((::appeals to Wolf::))

davepoobond: ((yaoi?))

davepoobond: ((is that Austrailian for bigfoot or something?))

Hungry Wolf: [..That means homosexual, Dave.]

davepoobond: ((ewwwww))

Hungry Wolf: [–.. It really ain’t that gross, man.]

davepoobond: ((ok))

davepoobond: ((i guess you should know from…personal experience, right?))

Hungry Wolf: [..Blah!]

davepoobond: ((lol))

Hungry Wolf: [Don’t assume anything, Dave. >\]

davepoobond: ((ok, i’m gonna go))

davepoobond: ((are you happy))

Hungry Wolf: [Even if I did, I wouldn’t tell yooouuu.]

davepoobond: ((i bet you are))

Hungry Wolf: [..I’m sure they are.. ]

Hungry Wolf: [Come on, you choose a room.]

davepoobond: well, nice talking to you guys..

davepoobond: i’d tell you more stories, but i’m afraid i cant remember any

davepoobond: bye

davepoobond: ::talking to a chair::

davepoobond: ::walks out::

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Crystal Dragon Inn

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OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – Crystal Dragon Inn”.

***

Tarkane: my past my angel.

davepoobond: ::walks in::

davepoobond: helloo?

Vesuvia: ::::closes her eyes briefly::::

davepoobond: ::riverdances over to a table::

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davepoobond: quack quack

Vesuvia: ::::looks at him:::: you must let the past stay there…………..

davepoobond: ::smacks vesuvia’s head, then dances over to Tarkane and smacks his head::

Vesuvia: ::::looks at the fool, and shakes her head::::

Tarkane: I try my pet… but it is hard sometimes..

davepoobond: hmm, that reminds me of a story

davepoobond: its called “my pet”

davepoobond: well, there was this guy you see

davepoobond: he came to a place called the “crystal dragon inn”

Hungry Wolf: [LMAO. DAVE!]

davepoobond: it looks almost like this

Hungry Wolf: [Come on, Man!]

davepoobond: but it was DIFFERENT

davepoobond: A LOT MORE DIFFERENT

davepoobond: there were 2 people in here

davepoobond: they were sitting down and shaking their heads at the guy

Vesuvia: why? because you worry that I will give you a reason to do to me what you did to her?

davepoobond: he came there to dance…and get jiggy wit it

davepoobond: and all that good stuff

davepoobond: like get drunk

davepoobond: and barf in a toilet

Tarkane: yes…

davepoobond: so he came over

Vesuvia: ::::looks to davepoobond:::: dance, drink, whatever you wish, just do not touch me again

davepoobond: and he saw that both people were choking on a piece of meet!

davepoobond: so he went over and gave them his traditional heimlech manuever

davepoobond: like so

Hungry Wolf: [LMAO.]

Hungry Wolf: [Dave.. Please!]

davepoobond: ::walks over and smacks Vesuvia in the head, then to Tarkane and smacked him in the head::

davepoobond: and then they got mad

Vesuvia: ::::raises a brow:::: you think you are funny, and your little friend too

davepoobond: …..what little friend?

Vesuvia: ::::to Tark:::

davepoobond: ::looks around::

davepoobond: well, anyway

davepoobond: he got mad, because they werent choking on a piece of meet

davepoobond: they were trying a new dance move

Vesuvia: shall we go, before I make this small stuff even smaller?

davepoobond: called the “universal choke sign”

davepoobond: so they died

davepoobond: they got mad

Hungry Wolf: [….L:OLOLODBLGN OLOLOL!]

Hungry Wolf: [bgfb HJ!!!!! LOL.]

davepoobond: and the guy got boozed up on stuff and barfed in a toilet

Hungry Wolf: [Dave, you’re killing me. Stop.]

Tarkane: ok my pet…

davepoobond: well, there was nothing about “my pet” in there

davepoobond: i’ll tell you a REAL story about my pet

davepoobond: theres this guy, y’see

Vesuvia: ::::sighs, and stands to leave:::::

Tarkane: of course his objective is to see if he can get us to leave.

davepoobond: he wanted to get boozed up and barf in an outhouse

davepoobond: of course, he would hope that the house was out

davepoobond: so he wanted to go to a comfort stall

Vesuvia: ::::sits down again:::: well, can’t have that, can we?

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davepoobond: but he didnt want to buy a mattress!

davepoobond: so he went to a place called the “crystal dragon inn”

davepoobond: and asked where was the durn toilet?

davepoobond: he looked at the sink, and sat in it

Vesuvia: where were we? Oh yes……………

davepoobond: lots of echoing sounds came from it

davepoobond: when he was done, he stuffed it down the hole and turned on the flusher

davepoobond: of course the flusher, really wasnt a flusher

davepoobond: it was really

davepoobond: a garbage disposer

davepoobond: so it spurted all around

davepoobond: and it flew into the 2 people’s mouths

davepoobond: and they choked

davepoobond: so he went over and did the heimlech manuever on them

davepoobond: like so

davepoobond: ::dances over and smacks them both in the head::

davepoobond: and then they werent actually choking

OnlineHost: Tomoe Shotoru has left the room.

davepoobond: they were doing a dance called the “universal choke sign”

davepoobond: so they died

davepoobond: and he got mad

davepoobond: because he STILL didnt know where the toilet was

davepoobond: and he wanted to barf in it

davepoobond: cause he was already boozed up

davepoobond: cuz while he was sitting on the sink, he drank up all the booze

Vesuvia: your inability to believe that I would not treat you the way she did

OnlineHost: Hungry Wolf has left the room.

davepoobond: well, i have a story about treating boyfriends and girlfriends badly

davepoobond: there was this guy, y’see

Tarkane: they did my pet.. their has been more then one.

davepoobond: he came to a place called “the crystal dragon inn”

davepoobond: it looked a lot like this place

davepoobond: but it wasnt

davepoobond: dont be fooled

Tarkane: but I try and want to beleive you will not do it…

davepoobond: he was coming home from the spanish inquisition

davepoobond: he had worked very hard

Tarkane: and Ic an beleive but the memories are still there…

davepoobond: so he wanted to take a nice rest on a good toilet

davepoobond: so, he brought his pet

davepoobond: the purple wolf

davepoobond: with him

davepoobond: he also brought a steer

davepoobond: he needed manure, y’know

davepoobond: he likes to layer the toilet with manure

davepoobond: it gets him in the mood

davepoobond: and its soft and squishy and feels like dirt

Vesuvia: ::::shakes her head:::: If you truly belived in me, and the kind of woman I am, you would

Vesuvia: not be haunted so………..

OnlineHost: Squashypikey has entered the room.

davepoobond: well, anyway

OnlineHost: Squashypikey has left the room.

davepoobond: so, the steer said, “hello”

davepoobond: and the purple wolf went “rowr”

Tarkane: ves… please understand it is not you… it is not that I doubt you…

davepoobond: and the guy said “moo””

Tarkane: I just was reminded is all…

davepoobond: but, where was the cat?

davepoobond: the cat

davepoobond: was

davepoobond: in

davepoobond: the

davepoobond: garbage disposer!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vesuvia: your present is not meaningful enough for you to forget the past and live in today with me

davepoobond: the cat was stuck watching the Oxygen channel all day

Tarkane: It is like seeing me talking with a women.. and she gets flirtashious even if I did nothing.

davepoobond: so he had to kill himself

Vesuvia: ::::looks into his eyes unflinchingly

Tarkane: would remind you of what Sly did to you.

davepoobond: and he supposed that the garbage disposer was the fastest way to go

Tarkane: I never said that my pet…

davepoobond: so, he was about to flick on the switch, when a humongous man sat on top of him

Vesuvia: ::::shakes her head:::: No, it would not

davepoobond: and then dumped something in there. oh, it made so much noise

Tarkane: :;runs his hadn through her red hair:: I fear no matter what I say i will look bad to you now.

davepoobond: so then, it started to sound like the speed racer theme song!

Vesuvia: Oh, my dear, that is not true

davepoobond: go speed racer! go speed racer!

davepoobond: after about 20 minutes, the garbage disposer turned on, and he died

Vesuvia: You think badly of yourself, not me

Vesuvia: I love you for all that you are, and all that you are not

Chat Logs, Lame Chat Rooms

RinoasTattoosNStuff

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OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – RinoasTattoosNStuff”. ***

Rinoa: (brb)

Maron: ::he moved to Rinoa…::

davepoobond: ::he walks in to the tattoo place::

Maron: ::kicks out her chair::Wake up Rin! Give me a Tattoo!

davepoobond: ::he snuffed the air:: smells like

davepoobond: itch cream

Rinoa: (back)

Rinoa: AH!! ::snaps awake::

Rinoa: ::looks at him:: Dude, you could have not tried to give me a heart attack

Maron: ….::grins::so?

Rinoa: So nuthin.

davepoobond: ::was more concerned with the smell, he looks over to rinoa weirdly::

Maron: heh

Maron: Whats up?

Rinoa: Well, I was sleepin till you woke me up. ::smirks:;

Maron: ::grins::give me a tattoo

Rinoa: Why should I?

Maron: cause you love me

davepoobond: i’ll tell all the guys about the itch cream

Rinoa: ::laughs lightly::

Rinoa: :::looks to bond:: Itch cream?

davepoobond: they’ll storm your tattoo shop

Rinoa: What have you been smokin dude?

Maron: ::whispers to Rin::-w- he is always like this

davepoobond: well, i dont smoke, thank you…

Rinoa: ::nods to Marron::

Maron: Well My tattoo

davepoobond: this reminds me of a story….

Maron: damn..

davepoobond: about a person that wanted a tattoo

davepoobond: and get boozed up and barf in a toilet

davepoobond: so he came in to a place called “rinoastattoosnstuff”

davepoobond: but it wasnt this place

davepoobond: nooooooo of course it wasnt

Rinoa: ::clicks her tounge ring against her tounge quirkin her brow a bit::

davepoobond: it looked a lot like this! but it isnt!

OnlineHost: COLT has entered the room.

COLT: ::a 9′ red demon walks in::

davepoobond: see there he is

davepoobond: so he came in, and humped a wall

davepoobond: like so ::displays a hand toward colt::

davepoobond: ok go ahead

davepoobond: <vs> thats your cue

COLT: oh great

davepoobond: yep

davepoobond: go ahead

davepoobond: we’re all waiting

COLT: whats goiung on?

Rinoa: Just ignore him. He’s outta his head.

davepoobond: i’m not outta my head! this is a real story!

davepoobond: well, anyway

davepoobond: the guy humped a wall

davepoobond: and this spooty head

davepoobond: named “rinoa”

davepoobond: which wasnt you

davepoobond: ::points to rinoa::

davepoobond: said: “hey…stop humping my wall”

COLT: ::pulls out every piercable limb:: PIERCE ME WOMAN!

davepoobond: “again”

davepoobond: so then the guy said ok

davepoobond: and he said “i demand to get boozed up, see a toilet, and barf in it!”

OnlineHost: COLT has left the room.

davepoobond: but the spooty headed rinoa person didnt tell him

davepoobond: he got mad

davepoobond: thats it

davepoobond: that was a nice story, hmm

Rinoa: Dude…you can ya know, LEAVE at anytime.

davepoobond: mmhmm

davepoobond: i can leave at anytime i want

davepoobond: got it

davepoobond: ::thumbs up::

davepoobond: ::smile smile, wink wink::

davepoobond: ::nudge nudge::

Rinoa: I meant it as in LEAVE RIGHT NOW!!!

davepoobond: wha

Maron: …but he is getting a tattoo with me

davepoobond: yeah, i know i can leave right now

Rinoa: He can get one somewhere else. He’s getting on my nerves.

Maron: …::pouts::please?

davepoobond: nerves

davepoobond: hmm

davepoobond: that reminds me of a story

davepoobond: there was this guy

Rinoa: Oh gawd not again..

Maron: Dave don’t make me kill you

davepoobond: he came to a tattoo place called “rinoas tattoos n stuff”

davepoobond: he said “i want a tattoo”

davepoobond: the spooty head rinoa said “why should i give you one”

davepoobond: he said “because your a spooty head and i want a toilet under me right now”

Rinoa: Dude what is with you and toilets?

davepoobond: he said “i’m gonna barf!”

davepoobond: so he jumped on the sink

OnlineHost: SoulsOfTheSky has entered the room.

davepoobond: and started making echoing sounds in it

davepoobond: oh, it was so noisy

davepoobond: you could here it for miles

davepoobond: and miles, down the sewers

SoulsOfTheSky: hear***

davepoobond: hear*

davepoobond: so, after he got off of it, there was something in it

davepoobond: he said “you have a dirty bathroom”

davepoobond: and he stuffed it down the sink

davepoobond: and flicked on a switch

davepoobond: it made a whirring sound

davepoobond: he thought he flushed the toilet!

davepoobond: but!

davepoobond: the scary part is

davepoobond: it was the garbage disposer

davepoobond: and pieces flew out of it and got into rinoa’s throat

davepoobond: so he came over and smacked her in the head

davepoobond: like so

davepoobond: ::dances over and smacks her in the head::

davepoobond: thats the heimlech manuever

Rinoa: ::stands up::

davepoobond: but, she wasnt really choking

Rinoa: ::climbs over the bar::

davepoobond: she was doing a new dance called “the universal choke sign”

Rinoa: ::Counter rather::

OnlineHost: SoulsOfTheSky has left the room.

Rinoa: ::goes over to bond and grabs a handfull of hair, runs at the wall and rams his head into the wall::

davepoobond: hahaha ::runs into the wall by himself before rinoa can do anything::

davepoobond: ::he crashes through it and the whole wall came tumbling down, along with “rinoas tattoos n stuff”::

Rinoa: ::snaps and it’s back like it was::

Rinoa: ::sighs and looks to Maron::

Maron: …

Maron: tattoo

Maron: ?

Rinoa: If you get him to leave and not come back, I’ll gladly give you a tattoo.

davepoobond: ::peers his head through the hole he made:: how’d you do that?

Maron: nu…

Maron: he getting one too

Rinoa: He can get Chris Craven to do his!

davepoobond: chris craven?

davepoobond: i met him last week

davepoobond: i sorta ate him….

davepoobond: but oh well

davepoobond: he was a little weird

davepoobond: ::appears behind rinoa and blows a horn in her ear:: happy new year!

Rinoa: ::turns slowly to face him and smacks him in the face:: Leave me alone.

davepoobond: ::smacked in the face:: so i it that we cant go on a date then?

Rinoa: Hell no we can’t go on no date.

Maron: ::he sorta growled as his hair spiked up on end his hair flashing a golden Blond and staying

davepoobond: too bad

davepoobond: ahh…whatcha doin marron? ::back up a bit::

Maron: his eyes glazed over a dark emerald…His aura moved about him as he drew his sword and sent

Maron: a fist into his back then the sword hilt into his head::

Maron: -SSJ2 Aura ADC +40 WE-

davepoobond: ((bot?))

davepoobond: ((lol))

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 5 391-sided dice: 152 309 191 254 293

Maron: [ Maron rolled 829 hit points. ]

davepoobond: ::he turned his body into Gundam: DeathScythe Hell Custom and sent his Zantetsuken at him:

davepoobond: ~Zantetsuken~

davepoobond: (lvl 2 trans, WE +55, aura, ADC +160)

davepoobond: (lvl 4)

OnlineHost: davepoobond rolled 9 524-sided dice: 150 348 399 260 186 268 455 486 256

Maron: «|» 2142 – Total [davepoobond ]«|»

davepoobond: ((wow))

Maron: -counter WE Aura ADC +640 SSJ2-

Maron: -level 5-

davepoobond: ::he transforms his sword into a new sword::

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 709 948 541 16 801 894 462 708 190 692

Maron: «|» 5280 – Total [Maron ]«|»

davepoobond: ::and he blasted at Marron with a Mega-Tera-Giga Flare Combo at him::

Maron: Whore!

davepoobond: (counter counter lvl 5, ADC +640, WE +70, aura)

davepoobond: ((lol))

Maron: ((can’t do that!))

davepoobond: ((says whooooo))

Maron: ((me))

Maron: ((You don’t got a WE +70 first of all))

Maron: ((and you just did a level 4))

davepoobond: ((afraid i’ll whup you?))

Maron: ((so he fatigued from that))

davepoobond: ((this is pretty much FF))

Maron: ((::grins::fine fine))

davepoobond: ((lets have a little fun))

OnlineHost: davepoobond rolled 10 999-sided dice: 568 158 35 649 57 569 89 975 604 434

Maron: «|» 3468 – Total [davepoobond ]«|»

OnlineHost: davepoobond rolled 10 999-sided dice: 553 419 406 903 99 243 118 740 143 629

Maron: «|» 3513 – Total [davepoobond ]«|»

OnlineHost: davepoobond rolled 10 999-sided dice: 164 917 696 298 656 11 376 589 302 885

Maron: «|» 4217 – Total [davepoobond ]«|»

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 369 478 592 95 564 952 316 411 808 338

Maron: «|» 4183 – Total [Maron ]«|»

Maron: (TOW!))

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 984 927 68 530 557 315 183 863 431 130

Maron: «|» 4265 – Total [Maron ]«|»

davepoobond: ~total 11190

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 918 619 197 278 514 443 440 952 108 710

Maron: «|» 4439 – Total [Maron ]«|»

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 250 472 724 842 781 220 72 803 785 770

Maron: «|» 4993 – Total [Maron ]«|»

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 688 534 369 582 697 515 884 224 564 200

Maron: «|» 4517 – Total [Maron ]«|»

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 316 665 109 502 883 567 273 114 404 6

Maron: «|» 3167 – Total [Maron ]«|»

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 798 782 29 651 354 393 898 879 227 916

davepoobond: ((mine is a series of 3 attack, lol))

Maron: «|» 5235 – Total [Maron ]«|»

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 462 700 203 120 756 66 681 67 646 471

Maron: «|» 3469 – Total [Maron ]«|»

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 659 319 189 368 623 903 101 275 19 850

Maron: «|» 3622 – Total [Maron ]«|»

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 605 141 316 474 532 881 342 157 964 589

Maron: «|» 4261 – Total [Maron ]«|»

davepoobond: ((i add them up))

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 879 820 373 318 234 847 453 14 729 586

OnlineHost: Maron has left the room.

davepoobond: ((stoppit!))

davepoobond: ((lol))

davepoobond: ((still here? ::pokes rinoa-mun::))

OnlineHost: Maron has entered the room.

Rinoa: ((ya))

Maron: ((LMAO!!))

davepoobond: ((scroller!))

davepoobond: ((lol))

Maron: ((thats like 50k dmg))

Maron: ((you dead!))

davepoobond: ((nuuhhhh))

Maron: ((yah!))

davepoobond: ((you have to beat 11190 with one roll))

davepoobond: ((lol))

Maron: ((>.>…<.<;; ::goes off to RP Marron in a tub of Hot Chocolate Ice cream::))

davepoobond: ((ooh! i wanna come too))

OnlineHost: Maron has left the room.

OnlineHost: MyLeftTesticle has entered the room.

davepoobond: ((::sigh::))

davepoobond: ((oh well))

MyLeftTesticle: ::looks around::

MyLeftTesticle: Alright…Who wants some?

MyLeftTesticle: ::pulls out a small red and white pokeball::

Rinoa: Oh gawd…

MyLeftTesticle: I choose you, Pikachuuuuuuuuu!!!

MyLeftTesticle: ::throws the ball at Dave and hits him in the head::

Rinoa: ((*CLICK*))

MyLeftTesticle: Oops

MyLeftTesticle: Sorry aboot that, I’m a beginner…

davepoobond: ((lol))

MyLeftTesticle: ::pulls out another pokeball::

MyLeftTesticle: Alright, this time I got it…

MyLeftTesticle: ::throws it and it goes through a window::

MyLeftTesticle: Hmm…

davepoobond: hmm

MyLeftTesticle: heh

MyLeftTesticle: I want a tattoo and stuff

davepoobond: use your electric shaver!

MyLeftTesticle: Um, I don’t have one, I’m only 9 years old

davepoobond: stupid kid

MyLeftTesticle: I’m not stupid

davepoobond: everyone has have one by then!

MyLeftTesticle: I’m just a bit slow

MyLeftTesticle: They do?

MyLeftTesticle: Hmm, why don’t I have one then?

davepoobond: you must be a loser

MyLeftTesticle: I just came here to get a tattoo and stuff

MyLeftTesticle: And I aint a loser

OnlineHost: Vyper has entered the room.

MyLeftTesticle: ::pulls out a third pokeball:: Say I’m a loser again and you’ll feel the wrath of my other pikachu

Vyper: ::the door opens silently and a figure slips in::

Vyper: ::he smiles, nodding to rinoa and walks over to her::

MyLeftTesticle: ::throws the ball at the newcomer::

MyLeftTesticle: ::hits him in the head::

Rinoa: ::looks to Petr and smiles::

Rinoa: Hi

Vyper: ::shakes his head at MyLeftTesticle::

MyLeftTesticle: Why aint my pokemon coming out???

Vyper: ((try rolling dice))

MyLeftTesticle: ((Why?))

Vyper: ::shakes his head:: pokemen?

MyLeftTesticle: ((Dice suck))

Rinoa: Oi…

Rinoa: Don’t ask

Vyper: ((nothing happens 100% of the time))

Vyper: ((that’s why dice work))

MyLeftTesticle: ((No they don’t))

MyLeftTesticle: ((dice suck))

Vyper: ::smiles at rinoa and hugs her::

MyLeftTesticle: ((Dice are for losers))

Vyper: ((besides, I would bet money I could kill you at pokemon, and I hate that game))

Rinoa: ::hugs back:: How have you been?

Vyper: pretty good

Rinoa: ((lol))

Rinoa: ::nods::

MyLeftTesticle: ((I have a level 100 MewTwo))

davepoobond: ((so what))

Rinoa: ((Pokemon sucks, so who really cares?))

MyLeftTesticle: ((So, I could whoop his arse))

davepoobond: ((thats nothing, compared to a lvl 80 sandslash))

Vyper: ((you too ?))

MyLeftTesticle: ((Really?))

davepoobond: ((yeah))

Vyper: ((Articuno, Mewtoo, Charizard, Gengar, Vaporeon, and a few others, all 100))

MyLeftTesticle: ((Well, I have a Lv 100 JumpingPopMungamar))

Vyper: ::shakes his head at rinoa::

Vyper: I usually love video games, but that one… no

MyLeftTesticle: ((I hate you))

Rinoa: ::chuckles:: Same here

MyLeftTesticle: ((video games suck))

MyLeftTesticle: ((Pokemon rules))

Vyper: ((pokemon is a video game moron))

Vyper: ((grow up))

MyLeftTesticle: ((you’re a loser cause you don’t like pokemon and you like dice))

MyLeftTesticle: ((I am grown up))

MyLeftTesticle: ((I’m 25 years old))

Rinoa: ((OMG))

Vyper: ((then you’re just really immature))

MyLeftTesticle: ((I am not))

MyLeftTesticle: ((::sticks his tounge out at him::))

Rinoa: ((You must be one of those people who don’t have a life and like…worship pokemon.))

MyLeftTesticle: ((I have a life))

Rinoa: ((::shudders::))

MyLeftTesticle: ((I’m a pimp))

MyLeftTesticle: ((You wanna be one of my hoes?))

Rinoa: ((You aren’t a pimp))

MyLeftTesticle: Well, i gtg

MyLeftTesticle: was fun messing with y’all

OnlineHost: MyLeftTesticle has left the room.

Vyper: right…

Rinoa: Oooooooooooookaaaaaaaaay….

davepoobond: okay

Rinoa: So what have you been doin Petr?

Vyper: I”ve been doing alright

Rinoa: I asked what you’ve been doin hun. ::smirks::

Vyper: hehe

Vyper: ::smiles:: absolutely nothing

Rinoa: Oh?

Vyper: ::nods::

OnlineHost: Relm has entered the room.

Vyper: ::does a little dance::

Relm: ::In stepped that tall, slender female, icy hues glancing about the room curiously. She

Vyper: brb

Relm: couldn’t help but smile as she saw her loved one dance.::

OnlineHost: Vyper has left the room.

OnlineHost: Relm has left the room.

davepoobond: …….

Chat Logs, Lame Chat Rooms

Burning Vigor Tavern

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OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – Burning Vigor Tavern”. ***

davepoobond: ::walks in:: i remember this place

Maron: la la la…::he slowly walked in a grin across his face as he looked about::

Maron: Tell a story..

davepoobond: ((lol…first time i met chris here))

Maron: about it Dave

davepoobond: well

davepoobond: i’ve got a great story about this…

Eji: :: not visible ::

davepoobond: so, i was bored

davepoobond: so i followed this person

davepoobond: and everytime i did, he was here

davepoobond: and there were these 2 other people in here

davepoobond: one was eji and another person was ayanna or something

davepoobond: so, i came in here, acting naturally natural of course

davepoobond: so, i did what came natural

davepoobond: i told a story about a guy

davepoobond: who wanted to get boozed up

davepoobond: and barf in a toilet

davepoobond: so he came to a place called “Burning Vigor Tavern”

davepoobond: and said, “i wanna get boozed up and barf in a toilet”

davepoobond: but, they wouldnt tell him where it was!

davepoobond: he got mad

davepoobond: thats a nice story…

Maron: ::laughs::

Maron: ((LOL!!))

davepoobond: well, anyway, i got a club

davepoobond: like so

davepoobond: ::gets a club::

davepoobond: and i WHACKED it into the ground

davepoobond: ::whacks it into the ground::

Maron: ….::kicks dave in the head::any stronger the boi?

davepoobond: what?

Maron: lets go get Tattoos..

Maron: Matching Tattoo’s

Maron: ..so we like…Brothers..Dawgs..you know

davepoobond: ((what happened to ayanna anyway? havent seen her for a while))

Eji: (( she doesn’t RP much anymore ))

Maron: Well?

davepoobond: ((o))

Eji: (( me and her talk in IMs all the time ))

davepoobond: well what?

Maron: Dave…Wanna?

davepoobond: i can simulate any tatoo i want to really

davepoobond: i have the genetic code for it…

Maron: so….

davepoobond: ::takes out a marker:: THIS IS THE GENETIC CODE!

Maron: just come with me

Maron: :::laughs::!!!

Maron: come on

Maron: ::walks out::

OnlineHost: Maron has left the room.

davepoobond: ok ok

Chat Logs, Lame Chat Rooms

Aquitaine Palace / Balamb garden

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OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – Aquitaine Palace”. ***

OnlineHost: Maron has entered the room.

davepoobond: ::walks in::

Fatal Attempts: [ o.o ]

davepoobond: ((o.o))

davepoobond: ((what is it?))

Fatal Attempts: [ Nothing. ]

davepoobond: ((you’re boring))

–

OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – Balamb garden”. ***

davepoobond: ::walks in::

OnlineHost: Maron has entered the room.

OnlineHost: Kirei Megamii has entered the room.

OnlineHost: Riot McDohl has entered the room.

Maron: ::he walked in threw the little gate things looking about the large floating college with a

Maron: grunt::Disgusting

davepoobond: ::he eats a plant:: these dont even taste good

OnlineHost: Kirei Megamii has left the room.

OnlineHost: Kirei Megamii has entered the room.

davepoobond: what type of garden is this?

davepoobond: they dont even have any good plants

Maron: tsk tsk..

OnlineHost: Riot McDohl has left the room.

Maron: shall we bring some dave?

OnlineHost: Emerald has entered the room.

davepoobond: take plants?

Emerald: ::walks in::

Maron: bring….

Maron: we will take them later

davepoobond: uh ok…

davepoobond: ::dances over and smacks emerald in the head::

OnlineHost: Kirei Megamii has left the room.

Emerald: Huh?

Maron: ::he walked out for a few minutes then came back with a big bag of seed::

davepoobond: whu?

Maron: make some holes dave..

Emerald: ::jumps back and takes out his gunblade::

davepoobond: hey! a fight

Emerald: What?

Maron: oy..

davepoobond: this reminds me of a story

Emerald: Good for you!

Maron: ::looks to the one with the blade::

davepoobond: its a story about a guy

davepoobond: that went to a garden

davepoobond: called “balamb garden”

davepoobond: well, he wanted to eat some plants

davepoobond: get boozed up and barf in a toilet

Emerald: ::runs at her jumps up kicks her in the face knocking her over then holds his gunblade at her throat::

davepoobond: waha! ::moves to the right, and keeps telling the story::

davepoobond: so, he came here, and ate some plants

davepoobond: and then, there was a spooty head

davepoobond: named “emerald”

Emerald: ::kicks her in the face knees her in the stomach::

Emerald: ::hit::

davepoobond: her name will remain anonymous…

Emerald: ::elbows her in the face::

Emerald: ::hit::

Emerald: ::kicks her in the side::

Emerald: ::hit::

davepoobond: ::doesnt know who emerald is hitting…::

Emerald: ((You Davepoobond))

davepoobond: ((i’m not a “her”))

Emerald: ((Okay sorry he))

davepoobond: ((and you dont want me to whip out my massive rp skills on you))

Emerald: ((You started it and dont be so sure))

Sakura: wowsers

davepoobond: ((i didnt))

Emerald: Dont do it again

davepoobond: well, anyway

davepoobond: that spooty head

davepoobond: well, she came over and started kicking him and beating him down!

davepoobond: or so emerald though!

davepoobond: thought*

Emerald: ::turns around and stabs him in the stomach::

davepoobond: cuz then the guy came up and blasted her with a massive Meltdown attack

Emerald: ::hit::

davepoobond: like so

Maron: ::throws the seed at emerald::

Maron: ::hit::

Emerald: ::then takes it out and slits her troat::

davepoobond: ::he displayed an open palm toward Emerald, as a shield of brow appeared over his body

Emerald: ::hit::

Maron: ::Jumps up and kicks him::

Maron: ::hit::

Maron: ::backhands it::

Maron: ::hit:;

Emerald: ((Uh no davepoobond is dead))

davepoobond: and after charging up the shield, it blasted at emerald, and blew up::

davepoobond: ((lol. no))

Emerald: ::stumbles back a little::

Maron: ::Disembowls Emerald::

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Maron: :::hit::

Maron: ::cuts of its head::

Maron: ::hit::

Maron: It dead

Emerald: ((Yeah I stabed you then I slit your throat))

Maron: ^^

davepoobond: ((so what0)

Maron: ::pisses on its body::

Maron: fool

davepoobond: ::rips Emerald’s bladder out:: you wont be able to pee now!

Emerald: ((Your mortal and your dead))

davepoobond: ((who said i’m mortal))

Emerald: ::body stands up::

Maron: ((lol! He a shape shifter))

Emerald: ((Who said I was?))

Emerald: ::grabs his blatter::

Maron: ::Burns the body::

Emerald: ::puts it back in his body::

Maron: ::hit::

Maron: ::Kicks it..::

Emerald: ::body is still there::

Maron: ::hit::

Emerald: ::goes back::

Maron: ::takes out a pound of c4::

davepoobond: tsuki no le, poo head! ::jams a sword into Emerald’s skull::

Emerald: ::body stabs Maron in the heart with the gun blade::

Maron: ::places it on the body::

Emerald: ::hit::

Maron: ::dodge::

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Emerald: ((No I hit you))

davepoobond: ((no, i hit you))

Maron: ::places it all over the garden::

Rebellion: =-walks in-=

Emerald: ((Yeah but I hit Maron))

Maron: ::grabs dave and runs::

Emerald: ::gets up::

Maron: ::pushes button::

Maron: ::hit!::

davepoobond: whaaa! i wasnt done with my story though!

Emerald: ::walks over to his head::

Maron: ::Whole graden gone::

Emerald: ::picks it up::

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davepoobond: ::walks over to michiru::

davepoobond: hello little girl!

Ablaze: [ Toodles, Sarah. ^.^ ]

davepoobond: would u like to buy SPOOM?

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Koujo: -=following closely..er, as fast as she can… she fell down directly in front of the couch=

Koujo: -Ouch!

Michiru: What’s spoom?

davepoobond: SPOOM

davepoobond: is anything!

Michiru: Oo! You okie?

Michiru: Do you take credit?

davepoobond: a brush! a spoon! a booger picker! whatever you want!

davepoobond: …

davepoobond: cash only please, no CODs on delivery

Michiru: How about an IOU?

davepoobond: or u can call this special phone number

davepoobond: 444444444444444444444444

Michiru: Oh!

davepoobond: we’ll gladly accept credit from there

Koujo: ………………..O.o………………….

Michiru: How much is a spoom!?

davepoobond: exactly 5 cents!

Koujo: -=now staring at the man above her she blink, huge sapphire eyes sparking a bit=-

davepoobond: it is so inexpensive, we make you buy 20,000 of them

Michiru: ::she extends a fake nickle to him::

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: 20,000 * .05

Michiru: Then sorry.

Michiru: I’m only 5.

Michiru: I don;t carry cash.

Michiru: -.-

davepoobond: ((LOL! my friend is playing a game called “you can’t win” and he thinks the game is rigged)

davepoobond: )

Michiru: ::she giggles, tugging Bura onto the couch, the little cabbit raises her head,

Koujo: -=reaching into the little pink purse at her side as she sat up she handed him a fake credit

Koujo: card=- you can have this and ill take them heh

Michiru: peering at the girl with large eyes, her ears raised:: Mew?

davepoobond: oh! a…..

Koujo: -=tugged onto the couch=- o.o()

davepoobond: americano expresso?

Koujo: Yeah!

davepoobond: ::smells it::

davepoobond: uhh…where did u get this

Koujo: er, spanish version! it still works too!

davepoobond: ::looks around:: i dont see any bar code

Koujo: mexico…..¬.¬

Michiru: Oh, It’s from a pub.

Michiru: *nod*

Koujo: ]Yeah!

Michiru: It has a pub cide insted.

Koujo: *yeah

davepoobond: ok

Michiru: ::she points to some squiggly ines::

davepoobond: ::rips it in half:: ..i dont see it

Michiru: lines*

Koujo: MY CARD!

Koujo: Im Telling Daddy!

Michiru: I’M TELL MY DADDY!

Koujo: -=she started to wail loudly=-

davepoobond: …..eh?

davepoobond: ::burp::

Michiru: ::she pokes bura lightly::. Where are our daddies anyway..?

Shinobi: ::then…outside…..the jingle of a bell is heard…..and a familiar music….THE ICE CREAM

Shinobi: TRUCK!::

Koujo: Bejiita (Vegeta) is my daddy, he’ll beat you up real good!

davepoobond: ICE CREAM TRUCK!

Koujo: O.O!!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: ::runs to the truck::

davepoobond: ::jumps on the ice cream truck:: MINE!

Michiru: ICE CREAM!

Michiru: ::she warbles outsiode gleely::

Koujo: -=and she was a bolt of light stopping at the icecreamtruck…orwhat ever’s making the sound

Shinobi: Ice cream guy: Oh crap….children! NO ONE GETS MY ICE CREAM!::drives away insanely::

Koujo: *or what

Koujo: O.O!!

Koujo: ICE CREAM!!

Koujo: -=POUT=-

davepoobond: NOO!

Michiru: There’s ice cream in the kitchen..

Michiru: *grin*

davepoobond: ::gets out a spoom and jams it into the ice cream locker::

Koujo: …OK!

davepoobond: ::and prys it open::

Michiru: ::at this she;s a flying bolt into the kitchen::

davepoobond: ahah!

Koujo: -=walking back inside she follow Michiru happily=-

Michiru: ::she plops down upon the counter . she then clambers into the cupbord,

davepoobond: ::falls off the truck and skids back all the way to the HQ::

Michiru: she eagerly flings m&ms, chocolate shaveing cocoanutt, and cream de mint from it..::

davepoobond: ooh! ouch! ah!

davepoobond: speed bump!!!!!

Koujo: -=setting down next to her she grin a little, arms wrapped in fish net crossed on the

Michiru: ::she then hovers to the freezer, she gnabs a HUGE tub of ice cream, tugging it out and leat

Koujo: counter top=-

davepoobond: ::goes 50 feet in the air and slams in through the ceiling of the HQ::

davepoobond: ::through the kitchen::

davepoobond: ah!

Michiru: ing it fall, she opens everything, spilling it all on the floor in a big pile,

Michiru: she then passes Bura a spoon::

davepoobond: ::chin slams on a pan and legs hit a refrigarator, causing him to flip and hit the counter::

Koujo: -=taking the spoon she giggled watching everything fly about messily=-

davepoobond: silverhawks! they’re rainbows in the night!

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davepoobond: ::comes out of the ground covered by earthworms::

davepoobond: aaagghh! get’m off me!

MoonTiger: ~walks in her tight leather pants show off her well toned legs her black leather jacket cove

davepoobond: i wonder if Captain Planet ever had this problem….

Kaz: ((char pic available))

MoonTiger: rs most of her top but you see part of the red top and her belly button is pierced with a ta

Kaz: ((LOL!!! XD))

MoonTiger: ttoo around it her long usually strait silky hair is curled slightly into her face~

davepoobond: ::gets on a scooter and scoots through the posies:: posies are for pansies!

Kaz: ::looks to the woman::

Kaz: Hello ^_^

MoonTiger: umm hi

MoonTiger: ~looks to the weird person shakes her head~

davepoobond: ::jumps off scooter and rolls through the flowers to watch the scooter knock into a tree and

Kaz: ((Oh send me you chair pic please?))

davepoobond: blow up like a nuclear explosion::

Kaz: ((I’ll send you mine ^_^))

MoonTiger: ( kay )

davepoobond: [ +_=

davepoobond: [ +_= ]

MoonTiger: ( brb)

Kaz: ((sent))

Kaz: Whoa what did you have on that thing?

Kaz: Tnt?

davepoobond: ……a basket

davepoobond: full of cookies

Kaz: Cookies?

Kaz: What brand?

davepoobond: grandma’s

davepoobond: Grandma Cookies

davepoobond: made with real nestle chocolate

davepoobond: grandma made them especially for me…

Kaz: ::mouth waters::

Kaz: -And you blew thwm up.

davepoobond: no wonder they blew up like that

davepoobond: no…..she put a little something extra in it

davepoobond: i dont know what it was

davepoobond: i think it was a little too much cinnamon

Kaz: ((LMAO))

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davepoobond: ((they really have a brand called Grandma’s Cookies))

davepoobond: ((its in the vending machines at school))

Kaz: ((yeah I know XD))

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This entry is part 1 of 2 in the series Looking For a Slave

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Andero: ::starts to walk to the door::

davepoobond: WE! ARE! VR!

Kaz: ((LOL))

Tymber: ::nods:: her hand outstretched to Raver

Waterdog: sir trobles you to day

davepoobond: insert key thingys into your wrist!

davepoobond: ::jams key thingy into my wrist::

Waterdog: ::smiles::

davepoobond: ouch!

Raverjay: want to go to my house for awhile

davepoobond: ::turns it::

davepoobond: AAAAAAAAHhhh!

Kaz: ::looks to her:: Oh nothing much…

davepoobond: it hurts to be a VR trooper….

Kenichirou: ::He glanced at Raverjay…:: …Silence human… I would like a word with this woman.

Andero: ::walks out::

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davepoobond: ::slides over to yuuki::

davepoobond: hey!

Raverjay: (( clicks ths button gnore on Kenichirou ))

Yuuki: ((::blinks:: VR….Trooper?…..I haven’t heard of that for years))

Kaz: ::his attention is ccaught by keni’s words:

davepoobond: ((i’m surprised none of you remember them))

Yuuki: ::watchit, she’s a bit pregnant::

Kenichirou: ::He casually tossed Tymber the katana:: …Catch..

davepoobond: i see you’re a bit pregnant!

Tymber: ::catches::

davepoobond: IS YOUR WATER GONNA BREAK SOOOOOOON?

davepoobond: I’M REALLY THIRST

davepoobond: Y

Kenichirou: ::He stepped back a foot and folded his arms acrossed his breast-plate:: …Let me see

Kenichirou: what you are capable of.

davepoobond: ((::sips some of my water juice::))

davepoobond: ok, i’m not thirsty anymore

Tymber: ::stares::

davepoobond: ::stares back::

Yuuki: um….Bond…..how old are you?

davepoobond: hm

davepoobond: last time i checked

davepoobond: i was

Kaz: ::he watches keni, and Tymber, intrigued::

Kenichirou: You will either show me your combative skill or waste none of my time any further.

davepoobond: 500 minus 496 plus 10

Kaz: ((EVeryone still there?))

Kenichirou: ::He tapped his left foot impatiently… it was obvious he wasn’t like the typical Rhydin

Kenichirou: male after a sex slave…::

Yuuki: 14…….ya act like it

davepoobond: ((i’m just waiting for a response))

davepoobond: heh, took you that long to do the math, eh?

davepoobond: mwahah!

Kaz: ((LOL))

Yuuki: ::would make a good sex slave in about 3 months::

Tymber: ::smiles and hands him his Katana:: I do not fight….i am a sexslave…

Raverjay: :: stares and laughs slightly trying to see what is going on ::

davepoobond: ::raises a brow::

Kenichirou: ::He grabbed the sword back from her harshly:: Then you are useless.

Raverjay: :: looks at the man calling him a mere mortal ::

davepoobond: geez, you’re in the weirdest places raist

Kaz: ((yup lol))

Kenichirou: ::He swiftly sheathed the katana back into its saya and turned away, glancing at the others

Kenichirou: around::

Kaz: ::leans on the cage smirking::

davepoobond: ok!

davepoobond: who wants to eat some of my poop

Kenichirou: ((*cough* Raverjay-mun, Kamui called him HUMAN, not mortal… and mortal/immortal doesn’t

Kenichirou: matter since most people don’t realize beign immortal just means you don’t age… you can die just

Kenichirou: as easily.))

davepoobond: well? any takers?!

davepoobond: ::fart::

davepoobond: they’re stirring up, nice and hot

Raverjay: (( thats nice it dont make a diffrence to me ))

davepoobond: i can smell it right now

davepoobond: oooooooohhhhhhweee!

Raverjay: (( kepep in ic please bye ))

Kenichirou: ::He glanced at Kaz:: <q> My my, such a cocky little visage you have…

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Tymber: ::she looks around::

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Yuuki: ((I get the feeling Bond doesn’t have many friends….))

Kaz: ((LOL!))

Raverjay: :: looks at tymber again :: that was interesting

davepoobond: ((ha! what are you talking about))

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Kenichirou: ::He pointed at Kaz…:: …Come here, boy.

Beetle: :;appears in::

davepoobond: ((true, i may scare a few people now and then))

Beetle: Hello whos in charge

Kaz: Oh… Me?

Beetle: of this place

Kenichirou: …indeed, you.

davepoobond: yeah! i’d like to know that

Ldy: ::she walked in slowly, her silver and gold wolf shaped eyes look around as she moved inward

davepoobond: too

Beetle: Whos in charge

Ldy: her firery red hair fell about her shoulders as she watched::

Kaz: ::he gets up and strides to him quietly::

Beetle: :;appears by Ldy::

Kenichirou: ::He swiftly grabbed Kaz by the neck, his thumb feeling the boy’s jawline::

Beetle: No females

davepoobond: ::looks over to ldy:: ………MOMMA!

Kenichirou: …Can you fight…?

Beetle: BOND

davepoobond: ::runs over to her and hugs her leg reallly tight::

Beetle: I remember you

davepoobond: ya do?

Beetle: davepoobond

Tymber: ::looks to Jay::

Beetle: from tifas bar

davepoobond: i dont remember you

Kaz: Yes.

Beetle: member

Ldy: ::raises a brow::

davepoobond: no, i dont member

Beetle: you explained a slave

Kaz: ::he remains calm and passive::

Beetle: oh well I want one

Ldy: get off me kid!

Beetle: Can I have one

Kenichirou: ::He grinned and whispered into the boy’s ear:: <q> …poor child… so innocent… yet

Kenichirou: already a slave at such a young age…

davepoobond: boohoo

davepoobond: rejected by my own momma

Raverjay: would you like to leave here now

Kenichirou: <q> …and humans enslaved you more than likely, didn’t they…?

Ldy: i am not your mom

Beetle: davepoobond

Kaz: ::his eyes widen:: …

davepoobond: now i’m gonna cry and wipe my booger all over your leg

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Jay Moon: ::toddles up, lookin around with his greenish-blue eyes::

Ldy: ::picks up the kid and opens a cage door and tosses him inside locking it::

Raverjay: im tired of people :: looks at keni::

Ldy: thats for being anoying

Kenichirou: <q> …how would you like to pay those humans back for what they did… how would you

Kenichirou: like to see the fear in their eyes as you bleed them to death…?

Jay Moon: ::me?::

Ldy: (no))

Beetle: Ldy

Jay Moon: ((k))

Kaz: ::he looks down::

Beetle: are you a slave owner

Beetle: or a slave

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Jay Moon: ::looks to ldy::

Kenichirou: ::He laughed darkly and straightened his posture::

Kenichirou: …I can give you that opportunity, boy.

Ldy: ::smiles at jay::;

Beetle: ldy:

Jay Moon: ::smiles up at her, extends his arm, wavin up at her::

Kaz: Is that so…?

Kenichirou: ::He licked his lips slowly:: <q> …I can train you. Perfect you. Turn you into a killer.

Ldy: ::waves back:::

davepoobond: ::gets out of the cage and slams a bucket of grapes on top of ldy’s head::

davepoobond: MWAHAH! THE BUCKET OF GRAPES STRIKES AGAIN!

Jay Moon: ::smiles::

Beetle: BAD LDY

Raverjay: :: looks into her eyes :: are you ok tymber

Kaz: ::he keeps looking down, not making direct eye contact::

Beetle: :;goes Chibi::

Beetle: SCUSE ME

Ldy: ((::throws an ignore dagger at davepoobond:::))

Beetle: I NEED A SLAVE

Kenichirou: <q> You can join my army… take your freedom back… purify and bathe this land in the

Kenichirou: blood of humans… the ones that ruined your short-lived life.

Tymber: ::Yeah….

Beetle: Ldy

Beetle: :;appears by her::

Kaz: I dont know…

Ldy: i dont have one you would want!

Ldy: ::looksing at him:::

Beetle: Are you a slave owner or trader

Tymber: ::her eyes narrow, as she raises her voice:: I’m a Human…

Ldy: owner

Beetle: Or are you a alsve

Beetle: oh ok

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Xiniji Shaiko Temple

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Hotaru: ::kicks Dragiita in the face::

Dragiita: ::::block kick::

davepoobond: ::takes a bucket of grapes and slams it on top of darkangel’s head::

Kaz: (brb))

Dragiita: hey ::flips back::

davepoobond: ((ok))

davepoobond: mwaha!

Hotaru: ::collapses::

Dragiita: what are u guys doing

davepoobond: ::eats grapes::

DarkRaven: ::looks to Hotaru::

davepoobond: …..hmm?

Kaz: ((back))

Dragiita: its just a girl

davepoobond: well, i just picked a random person, and she was the lucky contestant

Dragiita: no need to get mindevil

Kaz: Shes not JUST a girl…

Kaz: ::scowls::

davepoobond: on

davepoobond: the

davepoobond: PRICE IS RIGHT

Dragiita: ::::raise brow::

davepoobond: ::a crowd of weirdos cheers::

davepoobond: yay!

davepoobond: that’s right! the price is right!

Kaz: ((LOLOLOL!!!))

Hotaru: your lucky to get off scot-free ::a strange light surrrounds her::

davepoobond: eh?

davepoobond: scott free?

davepoobond: i wonder who that is

Kaz: ::sighs relieved::

davepoobond: he must have a FREE life

Kaz: ((LLOL))|

davepoobond: AHAHAHA!

davepoobond: bob barker, you’re so funny!

Kaz: ((whoever he is I’m off of him now…))

Kaz: ((And not a moment too soon…))

Hotaru: ((put him on ignore then))

davepoobond: ((…….?))

Dragiita: ok

Kaz: ::limps to hotaru::

davepoobond: ………

davepoobond: poof!

Kaz: Are you ok?

Hotaru: ::Struggles to get up::

Kaz: That Jester defeated your dark side…

davepoobond: ::turns into a weird mexican man named Ricky Ricardo::

davepoobond: ahahah!

Kaz: ((LOL!))

davepoobond: bong bong bongo!

davepoobond: ya ya ya!

davepoobond: sing with me!

davepoobond: bong bong bongo!

Hotaru: huh?

davepoobond: bong bong bongo

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davepoobond: bongo bongo bongo

davepoobond: olay@

davepoobond: !

davepoobond: ::tap dance solo::

Kaz: ((LOL))

Kaz: ((::dies:: x_x))

Kaz: ((XD))

Kaz: Ugh… I need a vacation..

Kaz: ::collapses blood spreding on the floor::

Kaz: And a band-aid..

Kaz: In fact I need the band aid more.

Kaz: 1. Band aid

Kaz: 2. Vacation

Kaz: ::is delirious from blood loss::

davepoobond: hey hey!

DarkRaven: ::looks to the person dying on the ground::

davepoobond: dont die! you need to fight in a tournament

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Kaz: I dunno why all them Nixons are dancin there but Ive had it up to HERE with his farmer.

Kaz: Ima gonna punt them all!

Kaz: :: suddenly gets up chases a group of pigeons::

Kaz: feild goal time!

Kaz: Field*

Kaz: ::trips and falls::

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: we scared them off

Kaz: Aww they missed my nixon xcomment

davepoobond: heh

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davepoobond: ::picks up a piece of poop off the floor and puts it on the guy i was biting his hair on his head::

Raye: trust me..

Merlin: i also have another symbol on my head..::pushes his silver hair back revieling a black moon

PrinceMercury: o.o

nacto: :::lunges at First:::

Merlin: than what does this mean?

davepoobond: yeah, thats a pretty nice symbol

MGRex: No one can steal my heart, Ami already did

davepoobond: keekee

Raye: I’ve goten my heart snatched alot lately..

Merlin: ::is ignoring First::

Mercury: ::smiles::

Merlin: ??

davepoobond: mwahaha

Raye: its a black moon symbol..

Merlin: princess what is this symbol mean than?

davepoobond: ::teleports to the back of nacto::

davepoobond: hey, there mr. you trying to lunge at me?

Raye: meaning…your evil in pyhical..but not in emotions or mind

Merlin: ???

PrinceMercury: Your from Nemisis Tenchu

Merlin: what!?

nacto: :::puts sword through chest:::

PrinceMercury: A planet

Raye: trust me tenchu..

Merlin: ::is now completely confused::

davepoobond: ouch, that must hurt

davepoobond: i dont know why you put a sword through your own chest

Xenawar: I`m gone ::walks out with hands beside::

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Raye: its meaning you were born evil..

MGRex: I love Ami, I love Ami, I love Ami, I love Ami

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Merlin: ….

Mercury: ::blushes::

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nacto: it makes the hunger die down lol

davepoobond: right

Merlin: prince merlin also has this symbol…

Kaz: ((ami is sooooo hot *_*))

davepoobond: everybody does that now a days, dont they?

Merlin: ((…))

nacto: screwed up on the typing

nacto: (sorrry)

davepoobond: just stick their sword into their chest

davepoobond: “cuz they cant eat”

OnlineHost: nacto has left the room.

PrinceMercury: ((Your soooo right Kaz))

davepoobond: mwaha

Merlin: ::shakes his head::

davepoobond: made him leave

Merlin: ((….))

davepoobond: ::dances around the room::

Raye: davepoobond…leave him alone would ya?!

Kaz: (( *_* ))

davepoobond: nyah nyah nyah

davepoobond: why?

davepoobond: he’s gone?

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: he is

Merlin: so princess what does this make me?

OnlineHost: IceEmpress has left the room.

Raye: evil…but that doesn’t mean you have to be..

Merlin: …

davepoobond: thats me in the corner!

davepoobond: thats me in the spotlight!

davepoobond: losing my religion

Merlin: i am evil?

davepoobond: trying to keep out

davepoobond: and i dont know if i can do it

davepoobond: oh no, i said toooo much!

davepoobond: ::grabs raye by the shirt collar::

davepoobond: i thought that i heard you laughing!

PrinceMercury: You don’t have to be evil, but you could if you wanted to.

Merlin: but how can i be evil i do nothing wrong…

davepoobond: I THOUGHT THAT I HEARD YOU SING!

Raye: ah!

davepoobond: EVERY WHISPER

davepoobond: EVERY WAKING HOUR

Merlin: doesnt everyone have that posablity?

davepoobond: I’M CHOOSING MY CONFESSIONS

davepoobond: ::jumps on raye’s head::

PrinceMercury: Not like you do.

Raye: let me be davepoobond!

davepoobond: like a wildabeast in honey!

davepoobond: i thought i heard you laughing!

Merlin: davepoobond please leave the princess alone

davepoobond: i thought i heard you gripe!

Raye: I wasn’t!

davepoobond: brought me to my knees

Raye: ack! go away!

davepoobond: now i said

davepoobond: i said too much!

davepoobond: I THOUGHT THAT I HEARD YOU LAUGHING

Merlin: ::grabs First::

davepoobond: ::jumps off raye::

davepoobond: i think i got a song tooo try!?

Merlin: ::lets go::

Kaz: ::agrees with First::

Merlin: doc what has happened to you?

Raye: I’m not understanding what your saying to me davepoobond

Kaz: WHats happened to me?

Kaz: HAH

davepoobond: i thought i heard you laughing!

davepoobond: ::pants merlin::

davepoobond: that was just a dream

davepoobond: just a dream!

Kaz: The one you know as raislin is gone…

davepoobond: ::what is your name then

davepoobond: ::

Merlin: wha???

Kaz: Now its EMERYK DA PIMP

Merlin: what do you mean he is gone?

PrinceMercury: ::laughs::

Kaz: ::breakdances::

Merlin: what have you done with him?

Raye: ::holds chest, panting, runs off::

Mercury: ::looks around::

davepoobond: heh

Kaz: hes gone bye bye

Kaz: ^_^

PrinceMercury: ::stops laughing:: Ahem…sorry

Kaz: U_U

Kaz: <_<

Merlin: whereis he?

Kaz: >_>

Raye: ::chest pain in heart is hurting, runing faster::

Merlin: ::runs after raye::

davepoobond: poOOp!

Mercury: ::runs after Raye::

Mercury: Raye?!

Kaz: POooPi

Merlin: ::his speed suddenly ecells hers n he runs past her::

Merlin: ack!

MGRex: ::Runs after Raye::

Raye: ::falls to her knees:: I’m…fine..

OnlineHost: Vampiro has entered the room.

Merlin: ::stops infront of her::

Mercury: ::stops::

MGRex: Raye, are you ok?

Merlin: you are not princess…

PrinceMercury: ::Follows Ami::

Mercury: No you’re not Raye i know it

Mercury: ::kneels beside her::

davepoobond: mwah!

Vampiro: ::he sits inside the dark shadows apearing slowly staying unseen::

Merlin: hmm…tell me whats wrong…

davepoobond: she must have found that little secret i left in her hair

Kaz: Ami you so hot!

Raye: my heart crystal has always had this crak in it…

Kaz: as something REALLY REALLY hot!

OnlineHost: Vampiro has left the room.

Merlin: …

davepoobond: why didnt u glue it together then?!

Merlin: stand back im gonna try something…’