There once was a man from china
who wasnt a brilliant climber
he fell from a rock
damaged his cock
and now he has a vagina
There once was a man from china
who wasnt a brilliant climber
he fell from a rock
damaged his cock
and now he has a vagina
This is a list of good and bad “That’s what She Said” lines that you can respond to by saying “That’s What She Said!” or the even more heinous “That’s What HE Said!” to sexualize/distort any statement you may hear in a conversation.
The same concept can be used for “…Sounds like a porno I saw”, “…in bed!”, “Your mom/dad…”, and others, you just have to modify the statements to fit with the prefix/suffix phrases.
Leave a comment if you have a suggestion.
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Good ones (they make sense):
“I need a bigger one” …that’s what she said!
“I can’t fit it in my mouth.” …that’s what she said!
“I want some In-N-Out.” …that’s what she said!
“I can’t hold it anymore.” …that’s what she said!
“You put one ball in” …that’s what she said!
“That’s a lot of slides” …that’s what she said! (“slides” like a power point presentation)
“I’m going to fill this up” …that’s what she said!
“It’s still warm back here” …that’s what she said!
“You just got them all right now” …that’s what she said!
“It came out the back” …that’s what she said!
“Where did all the balls go?” ..that’s what she said!
“It is in one of three places” …that’s what she said!
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Bad ones (they don’t make sense):
(None yet.)
cut – n. slang for a circumcised penis.
coitus interruptus – n. the act of removing the penis from the vagina before orgasm.
coitus – n. sexual intercourse involving ejaculation from the penis.
cock ring – n. a device such as a leather strap or rubber ring that is placed at the base of the penis in order to restrict blood flow and lengthen the duration of an erection, or to prolong ejaculation.
cock and ball torture – n. the BDSM practice of attaining pleasure by inflicting and/or receiving painful stimulation to the male genitals.
chastity belt – n. a belt worn to prevent access to the genitals, specifically to prevent sexual intercourse.
CBT – Acronym. acronym for “cock and ball torture.”
wanguard – n. a type of protection system for a woman that prevents any insertion of a penis because there’s already something occupying the space — the wanguard
C2C – Acronym. acronym for “Cock to Cock.” It is a general term that means gay sex.
blue balls – n. a pain in the testicles that accompanies erections which last for long periods of time without the relief of ejaculation
basorthosis – n. when the penis becomes erect during kissing
autopederasty – n. the act of inserting one’s own penis into their anus.
autofellatio – v. to perform oral sex on one’s own penis