I hate you
You hate me
Let’s hang Barney in a tree
With a stick up his butt,
And a bullet in his wiener.
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s hang Barney in a tree
With a stick up his butt,
And a bullet in his wiener.
“I HATE penis pictures (we call them “private parts” for a reason)”
– from a girl’s dating profile
“I have deep hazel eyes, SMALL SOFT BREAST , a dazzling smile that could light up any room, a vivacious and welcoming personality that can spice you up in a millisecond, and a sensual feminine voice that will excite you for days. Unlike some of the actual “girls” on here, I am completely 100% femenine. and if u havent figured it out yes im transsexual meaning i once was a man, i still have the part…”
– from a (transsexual) girl’s dating profile
“I live my life as a WOMAN, because to the naked eye and to the rest of the world, I am a WOMAN ‘aside from my little secret hehe.'”
– from a (transsexual) girl’s dating profile
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Whoa, did we miss another week? Sorry ya’ll, but this week we’ll take a look at The Little Mermaid, Snow White, and how they’re both kind of crappy movies. The reason why we’re even bothering? Because Billy never watched it before last week!
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The Evil Queen should have put Snow White into a sleeper hold and then shot her.
Little Mermaid run time – 83 minutes
Snow White run time – 83 minutes
D:
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Who would do a credit for “Birds”? Purv Pullen, of course.
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Bedtime for Bonzo… a movie with Ronald Reagan and a chimpanzee! I’d guess its a movie about killing a lab chimpanzee from the title.
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Squackle Film Festival, with Troll 2 to begin and to end! Also featuring Strange Saga of Hiroshi the Sex Machine and Hooking Up. More movies to be announced at a later date.
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Wouldn’t YOU like to penetrate the Little Mermaid?
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Sebastian is just a scrotum with a huge penis coming out of it along with pincers. A dick with pincers, even.
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Ariel would qualify for being an episode of Hoarders.
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TWO new Snow White movies? Whyyyyy? Number 1. Number 2.
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Who the fuck is that guy in the mirror? It must be Zordon.
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The fairest one of all?
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WHO PUT A DICK IN THIS BOX?
Whatever you do, don’t search for “Little Mermaid Hentai…”
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Will it be two weeks or next week that we do the next podcast? No one knows.
“I ACUALLY KNOW HOW TO BE NICE TO GUYS ON HERE UNLIKE ALOT OF THE STUCK OF WHORE ****ES ON HERE WHO THINK THEY ARE TOO GOOD FOR GUYS. WELL WAKE THE **** UP. YOU AINT sh*tWITHOUT A PENIS IN YOUR VAGINA.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
“Give girls a cigar, not a cigarette.”
– from a spam mail
erection ring – n. a small, circular apparatus that is worn around the penis and provides added stamina by restricting blood flow from the penis back to the body
dink – n. slang term for penis
deep throat – v. to insert the penis down one’s throat during oral sex