selupre – v. to snort teloda
Ex. Johnny selupred a whole package from that box of mac!
Tag Archives: pasta
teloda
teloda – n. the cheese dust in a package that comes with macaroni and cheese
Ex. That’s some high quality teloda in that there box of mac!
defrosta
defrosta – n. a food delicacy in which you freeze cooked pasta and then defrost it in the microwave.
You Give Stink a Bad Name
Parody of Bon Jovi – You Give Love a Bad Name
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C’mon, be honest…it stinks, doesn’t it?
Angel hair pasta is what I smell
I promised you noodles but just gave you shells..
Grains of corn and Cream Of Wheat
Are racking your body and trying to break free..
Oh..
You’re a loaded gun..
Oh..
There’s nowhere to run,
Gas-X can’t save you-
The damage is done..
I smell a fart, and you’re to blame
You give stink a bad name… (damn shame)
You eat Pop Tarts
And then you aim my way
You give stink a bad name… (bad name)
I’m turning pink..
Oh..
Pepto-Bismol on your lips
Beanos fall from your fingertips..
Boston cream & apple pie,
Your very first rip
Blew a whole through your thigh..
Oh..
Youre a loaded gun..
Oh..
Theres nowhere to run-
Maalox can’t save you
The damage is done..
I smell a fart,and you’re to blame hurlin’
You give stink a bad name.. (damn shame)
You eat pop tarts
And then you aim my way
You give stink a bad name… (bad name)
Oh you give stink….
A bad name.
Quote #21477
“HONK IF YOU LOVE NOODLES!”
– Boxtop11
Joke #18304
Q: Where does pasta go to lose weight?
A: Spa-ghettis.
Hannibal Cannibal Cafeteria Menu
Neck Tarines
Elbow Macaroni
Head Cheese
Toe Fu (tofu)
Butter Fingers
Joke #17836
Q: How do you learn to eat spaghetti?
A: By using your noodle!
Foodland’s Favorite Songs
Yankee Noodle Dandy
It Had to be Stew
Of Tea I Sing
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat
Fry Me to the Moon
There’s No Business Like Dough Business
The Unfriendly Restaurhaunt and Coffin Shop Moan-U
The following is a menu offered at the Unfriendly Restaurhant and Coffin Shop Moan-U.
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A die-ning delight that will lift your spirits!
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SAND-WITCHES
Boo-loney
Boo-gels and Scream Cheese
Hallow-weenies
Liver-worst
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BOO-VERAGES
Milk Shaaaakes
Ice Scream Floats
Orange Crrrush
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HEX-TRAS
Clammy on the Half Shell
Chilllled Tomb-ato Juice
Deviled Eggs
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SOUPS AND SALADS
L-eeek! Soup
Cream of Asparaghost
Arti-Choke Hearts
Lettuce Alone Salad
Marinated Brussel Shouts
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SIGHED DISHES
Baked Beings
Cre-mated Spinach
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DESS-HURTS
Creep Suzettes
Banana Scream Pie
Sheet Cake
Key Slime Pie
Hot Sludge Shun-dae
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TODAY’S SPE-CHILLS
Spook-ghetti
Souther Fright Chicken
Ghoul-lash
Turkey with Grave-y
Pasta-way
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Breakfast Served from Midnight to 3 A.M. Daily
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CEREALS
Ghost Toasties with Evaporated Milk
Shrouded Wheat
Scream of Wheat
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EGGS
Terri-fried Eggs — Over Easy
Scream-bled Eggs
Three-moan-it Soft-booled Eggs
Stormy-side-up Eggs
Eggs Boonidict
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Cust-tomb-ers: We accept Die-ners Club, Monster Card, and American Hex-press Credit Cards
What did you last eat?
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My kids’ table manners disgust me. You can’t imagine how sickening it is to watch a four-year-old and a five-year-old sip chicken noodle soup through crazy straws.
Joke #11068
Q: In Wayne’s World, what happened to Wayne when he had too much spaghetti with special spicy sauce?
A: He spontaneously spewed the spaghetti with special spicy sauce.
padpierdomo
padpierdomo – n. spaghetti that turns out to be 1 kilo of C4
dosoo
dosoo – n. fired noodles