unron – n. a video that was on a video service, such as a YouTube or Vimeo, that is no longer available anywhere on the Internet, and the only thing that seemingly exists of it anymore is the memory of it in your head
Ex. That dog food commercial we talked about 3 years ago is an unron now.
configuratio – n. 24 packs of satisfying cigarettes
quelo – n. a commercial that is only slightly re-purposed using the same video and the same situation but changing something weird
Ex. This car commercial is a quelo of that milk commercial, all they did was replace that human with a goat!
agno – n. an old-timey sexy movie with no audio that only features wet girls shaking their hair and smiling in the camera
molhino – n. a TV show that is available on-demand/streaming but only 90% of it is available and seemingly random episodes are unavailable on your primary service, so you have to watch the other episodes on some other streaming service if you can even find it
Ex. Quantum Leap is a molhino on Netflix. I have to watch 4 episodes from each season on Hulu.
eyoadmiro – n. to take a shower in candle wax
aro – n. a sexy dinosaur
mimara – n. a web site dedicated to distributing “sexy Korean women” wallpaper for your computer’s desktop or house’s walls
cialba – n. a computer that can identify chipotle ranch sauce
medespu – n. a millionaire who lives in a Wal-Mart parking lot
couida – n. your favorite bar that burned down
pasne – v. to rudely listen to crap on your laptop without headphones in a public crowded place
miada – n. a warehouse full of folders organized in the worst way possible
carranz – n. a carrot that is able to connect to your Wi-Fi
viuna – n. the act of robbing a store that only ends with the result of a security guard being beaten up and everyone running away and that was totally not according to the plan at all