Q: What did Dracula’s mother hang over his crib?
A: A blood mobile.
Tag Archives: mother
Joke #18117
MOTHER: “Has your bad tooth stopped aching?”
BOBBY: “I don’t know. The dentist kept it.”
Joke #17623
Q: What did the mother ghost tell her little ghosts?
A: Don’t spook until you are spooken to!
Quote #16498
“Remember I’m not your mother, but I am your mother”
– Mrs. Stickums
Quote #16481
“I’m not your mother, just remember that”
– Mrs. Stickums
Quote #16202
“I have to piss like a mother!”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #16187
“her dress is like the size of her mother”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #14786
“……..Your mother is one screwed up lady”
– from the Internet
Quote #14646
“my mother…sleeps with your dog?”
– Short Circuit 2 (1988)
Quote #14637
“egg from mother, sperm from father”
– an “educational” movie
Joke #13785
Q: Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
A: Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
Quote #13396
“Insulting my mother was an affront to my pride, as Joe soon found out!”
– Miss Canoffat
Joke #13346
Q: Why did the strawberry cross the road?
A: Because his mother was in a jam.
Joke #13332
Q: What are parents that you can see through?
A: Transparents.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: What does a little ghost call his mother and father?
A: His trans-parents!
Joke #13302
Q: Why was the boy covered in gift wrap?
A: His mom told him to “live in the present.”