Q: What would you get if you crossed a bike with a monster?
A: A vicious cycle.
Tag Archives: monster
Joke #18260
Q: How do you know when a monster’s not at home?
A: His answering machine is turned on.
Joke #18251
BABY MONSTER: “Can I have a mummy for Christmas?”
MOTHER MONSTER: “Yes, but you’ll have to wrap it yourself.”
Joke #17738
Q: What happens to an enraged 14-foot monster who charges into Burger King?
A: He has it his way!
Who here likes to drink toilet monsters?
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“monster loves chemicals!”
– from the TV
Quote #15199
“monster love to drink blood!”
– from the TV
Joke #13803
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara monster on the roof or is that Santa Claus?
Joke #13726
Q: What do you get a monster for the holidays?
A: A really big present.
Joke #13350
Q: Why did the sock monster cross the road?
A: To stink up the whole town.
Joke #13298
Q: What is a sea monster’s favorite snack?
A: Ships and dip.
Joke #12986
DOCTOR FRANKENSTEIN: “Tell me, Igor, where is the monster?”
IGOR: “He went to town to mail off 20 Father’s Day cards.”
Joke #11585
Q: What position did the monster play on the soccer team?
A: Ghoulie.
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Another variation of this joke:
Q: What position did the ghost play on the soccer team?
A: Ghoulie.
Joke #11329
Q: Whom did the monster take to the valentine dance?
A: His ghoulfriend.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why did the ghost ask the teacher if he could change his seat?
A: He wanted to sit next to his ghoul-friend!
getupthur
getupthur – n. a group of masked Mexican kids that fight monsters