I hired a subliminal advertiser and he requested a gallon of white ink.
Tag Archives: ink
Joke #18322
JUDGE: “Why did you steal the ballpoint?”
CROOK: “I haven’t got an inkling.”
JUDGE: “One year in the pen.”
Joke #18136
Q: Where do you put a sick ballpoint pen?
A: In an ink-u-bator.
Joke #18018
Q: What kind of birds always write in ink?
A: Pen-guins.
Joke #17716
Q: Why did the little ghost flunk his math test?
A: He used invisible ink!
Quote #15856
“I don’t want a free purse with ink”
– elmoisfurry
Quote #15853
“I don’t care about ink”
– elmoisfurry
Quote #14902
“Before ‘Myinks,’ I was paying outrageous prices for ink cartridges! I still don’t remember how I found ‘Myinks,’ but let me tell you, their prices are the BEST. Their ordering and delivery was fast and I received them in a matter of a couple of days. I tell my friends about how courteous, friendly and the exceptional quality of ‘Myinks!’ I’ll keep on ordering as long as I’m alive.”
– Bob in Ohio
– from the Internet
Quote #14900
“What a discovery! No problems. Ink quality rivals manufacturer’s for a 1/4 of their prices. An important site to BOOKMARK!”
– from the Internet
Quote #13848
“a pen can be used to write on ink. This is nonsense”
– from a book
whitink
whitink – n. white ink
reink
reink – n. red ink
;} v. to ink something again
racicot
racicot – adj. to have been poisoned with pen ink
purplink
purplink – n. purple ink
orangink
orangink – n. orange ink