Q: How does a horse from Kentucky greet another horse?
A: With Southern Horsepitality!
Q: How does a horse from Kentucky greet another horse?
A: With Southern Horsepitality!
“the soccer player lives in the house next to the house where the horse is kept”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“I think I have a Charlie’s Horse”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“Through the power of oneness the JUGBB team stole all the Arabian white stallions”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“I’m addicted to horse junk and locker room”
– elmoisfurry
Q: What carol does every horse love?
A: Deck the Stalls!
Q: What did the horse say when he tripped?
A: Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up!
A recent consumer report claims that a careful shopper can eat like a horse for about ten dollars a month. But my guess is that if you want to eat like a human being, the bill will be closer to one hundred dollars a week.
I met my wife at the track. I went to the races to bet on a nag and ended up saddled with one for life.