Tag Archives: Holmes

Site Updates

UPDATE 2-13-03

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davepoobond: radio killed the video star?

Holmes: Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your an asshole

stimpyismyname: go back to the forums! no one posts anymore

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1850 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD, The Amazing List of Palindromes

The Screwed Up Games – Slick Spike (PC) (Rating: 7/10)

The Screwed Up Country – USA: College Drinking Out Of Control

The Screwed Up World – The Year Theory

Stupid IMs – jenniferK001 IM, davepoobond IM 16, Automatic Man IM, RAMFREAK IM, SmarterChild IM, davepoobond IM 17

The Hate Mail Archive – Hate Mail 4

Songs – Popeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 61, Bad Submission 62, Bad Submission 63

Squackle Quotes – Misc. Quotes

Site Updates

UPDATE 12-23-02

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davepoobond: get ready for some ultra-cool flash movies, cuz i have flash and i’m starting to use it!

Holmes: VOTE ME FOR PRESIDENT!

elmoisfurry: fuck.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1430 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – stlboy IM, davepoobond IM 14, elmoisfurry IM 15, elmoisfurry IM 16, davepoobond IM 15

Downloads – Games and Fun Thingys

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Daves Of Our Lives Episode 5

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 37, Bad Submission 38, Bad Submission 39

Site Updates

UPDATE 12-13-02

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davepoobond: bwah!

stimpyismyname: dave sucks, unfortunately, so do I

Holmes: I own you all assholes

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1420 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – mysterygirl744 IM, horneheather62 IM, Katie18F3888 IM, sara IM, bigmcd IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: Bye Bye Family, Movie: The Case of the Missing X Box’s Box

Jokes – Quicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Blonde Jokes

Songs – Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, London Bride Is Falling Down Songs, Popeye Songs

Squackle Quotes – Misc. Quotes, TV

Site Updates

UPDATE 12-04-02

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davepoobond: i got this file that was supposed to be metallica covering pearl jam – jeremy. but its just 3 guys being idiots and singing the whole thing with the actual song. but i like it!

Holmes: There are three types of people in this world…those who can count, and those who can’t

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1410 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up World– Anti-Blue Jay Campaign, Oatmeal, Ducks As Food???, The Heaven and Hell Theory, The Cheetoes Conspiracy, The “lol” Theory

Stupid IMs – Blind Bubba IM 7, Tiffanygirl 0108 IM, elmoisfurry IM 14

Questionable Content / QC Characters – Egg Head King of the Yolk Folk, Hillman The Marvelous, K

Squackle Quotes – Ms. Boms, Movies, davepoobond, elmoisfurry, Mrs. Biology Bitch, Around School, Mr. P-yooson, Misc. Quotes

Other Junk – Assicons

Site Updates

UPDATE 9-26-02

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davepoobond: How’s it hangin?

Holmes: a little to the left

*we have a lot of submissions that haven’t been put up yet. If you submitted something and don’t see it on yet, it’ll be on soon*

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1280 words, 20 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle! Shop

Poems – Stoner’s Delight

Serious Poems – You’re Gone, Final Kiss

Songs – Old Bin Laden Went to Hell

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 19, Bad Submission 20, Bad Submission 21

Squackle Quotes – Radio, Movies

Other Junk – Find Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

Fan Mail/Hate Mail, Guestbook Entries

Squackle Guestbook #20563

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Tuesday 08/27/2002 2:34:49pm
Name: Holmes
Homepage: http://www.IWishIHadAWebSite.com
E-Mail: Why@DoYou.KeepAsking.com
Referred By: Friend
I like Squackle!: Yes
Comments: I’m a man that doesn’t last long.
(except for sex ladies *wink wink*)
So I’ve just come (cum *wink wink*) to chill in my grill because squackle…your what keeps me from pullin the trigger and takin 2 tylenol and not 40…I love you!
Fan Mail/Hate Mail, Guestbook Entries

Squackle Guestbook #20554

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Jared www.subway.com 16/Jul/2002:15:17:16
Hi, I’m Jared, the guy who lost all the fat on the Subway Diet. Just to
let you know, when I eat a subway sandwich, I dream it’s a huge dick
going into my mouth. It really turns me on. Thats why I masterbate
after every commercial, how’d you think I lost so much weight? I did a
lot of excersise with my right hand and it took about a month to put
off 200 pounds. Of course I had a lot of hand cramps, but it was all
worth it. Thats the truth behind the Subway diet.

Jared
Subway – Eat Shit!
Holmes Rules!
Guestbook Entries, Fan Mail/Hate Mail

Squackle Guestbook #20550

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Holmes www.HowCanYouFallForThatDumbass?.orgy 28/Jun/2002:19:40:27
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The Meaning of life are in those few but smart words. Use it
well…bitch