davepoobond: i saw this ridiculous movie

davepoobond: called “message in a voice mail”

davepoobond: it was a family movie

davepoobond: kinda thing

davepoobond: on HBO Family

davepoobond: this stupid kid finds this fat guy’s cell phone, and when he goes to his hotel room to return it to him, he hears the guy getting shot “and also his father’s name”

davepoobond: and this little kid was so annoying

davepoobond: his face

davepoobond: my god, i never saw such a stupid face

Holmes: lol

davepoobond: its like a cross between macauly culkin’s screaming face

davepoobond: and some other thing

davepoobond: like a kid that has been molested

davepoobond: many times

davepoobond: and he has 2 stupid friends

davepoobond: one asshole

davepoobond: and this fat kid

davepoobond: that isn’t really that fat

davepoobond: but he is

davepoobond: and he wears glasses

davepoobond: and he always has a lollipop

davepoobond: and the “popular hangout” is the pool at this hotel

davepoobond: all these kinda hot girls were actually there

davepoobond: and the first 10 or 15 minutes of the movie

davepoobond: was just them being assholes

davepoobond: and pushing girls in bikinis into the pool

davepoobond: and that stupid asshole friend “breakdances” and shit

davepoobond: and theres like all these scenes of him following right behind all these hot girls underwater

Holmes: wow

davepoobond: and then after about 7 of those

davepoobond: he’s gettin chased by a fat girl in a one piece

davepoobond: the same way

davepoobond: goddamn its so stupid

davepoobond: he missed like the vital 2 minutes of the movie though, so i didnt understand the rest of the movie that much

davepoobond: something about like they had to crack the code or something

davepoobond: man

davepoobond: it sucked

davepoobond: another movie that sucked: Chrome and Hot Leather

davepoobond: check it out

davepoobond: it was made in 1970

davepoobond: its about a biker gang

Holmes: too many damn bad movies

davepoobond: and in that family movie

davepoobond: they only had one song

davepoobond: as their soundtrack

davepoobond: it was a punk song

davepoobond: they played it at the beginning, and at the end

davepoobond: it was supposed to make it seem like those 3 kids were really cool

davepoobond: cuz they were breakdancing and shit

davepoobond: but they really werent breakdancing

Holmes: wow

Holmes: sounds horrible

davepoobond: it is

Holmes: HORRIBLE

davepoobond: i cant even explain why someone would write something like this

davepoobond: unless they had a similar experience

davepoobond: and the acting is purely laughable

davepoobond: its one of the funniest movies i’ve ever seen

davepoobond: and all through the movie, its like “what the hell is the mom doing, she’s so stupid”

davepoobond: she’s aware of the problem, but she doesn’t care to find out about it

davepoobond: and this guys dad is in jail

davepoobond: man its just so stupid

davepoobond: you and me baby aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel doo be doo be doooo…

Holmes: what the

davepoobond: what?

Holmes: hold on brb

davepoobond: k

Holmes: ok

Holmes: that was the worst pickup line ever

davepoobond: heh. its a song

Holmes: well

Holmes: thats the worst song

Holmes: ever

davepoobond: no it isnt

davepoobond: its a funny song

Holmes: oh it’s a comedy song?

davepoobond: not really

davepoobond: its not made for comedy

davepoobond: its like an actual song

davepoobond: made by an actual band

davepoobond: bloodhound gang – the bad touch

Holmes: oh

Holmes: well it’s a bad song but funny

davepoobond: u got it already?

Holmes: no i might

Holmes: i have too many damn songs on my computer

Holmes: 3 people using this computer and 3 different kinds of music

Holmes: rap, hard rock and techno

davepoobond: good techno or shitty techno

Holmes: good techno

davepoobond: the first woman president will probably be a Bush

Holmes: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Holmes: don’t scare me like that

davepoobond: thats what i’m betting

davepoobond: there’s two of them

davepoobond: but no son

davepoobond: i dont think

Holmes: eh

Holmes: ….yeah

Holmes: hey

davepoobond: hi

Holmes: sup

davepoobond: not much, you

Holmes: not much, you

davepoobond: not much you

Holmes: not much you

davepoobond: much you not

Holmes: pot hunch poo

davepoobond: actually what i said about that insane midget guy

davepoobond: i’m not sure if it is anymore

Holmes: ….

davepoobond: if he is blowthetoad

Holmes: i forgot?

Holmes: oh

Holmes: i haven’t talked with him in a while

Holmes: is he disappeared?

davepoobond: he lost interest in you

davepoobond: i suppose

davepoobond: not me though

davepoobond: i’m mysterious, and suave

davepoobond: and all the ladies wanna get with me

Holmes: i’m 40 and still live with my mom and still get pimples and i am republican….whats wrong with me

davepoobond: everything

davepoobond: especially that republican part

davepoobond: brb gotta crap

Holmes: oh ok…

davepoobond: man i have so many dictionary submissions, i have enough of them for like at least a month maybe

davepoobond: and then i have 600 other words

Holmes: haha

Holmes: hey you never put scluckle 4 up!

davepoobond: i didnt?

davepoobond: oh yeah i probably didnt

Holmes: uh

davepoobond: lemme see if i have it

Holmes: k

davepoobond: eh i dont have it..

davepoobond: do u have it in ur filing cabinet?

Holmes: hmm

davepoobond: r u sure u wrote one?

davepoobond: the ones i have from u i havent put up yet are:

davepoobond: robot porn

davepoobond: The case of the missing X Box’s Box (yeah you heard right)

davepoobond: thats it

davepoobond: what was the last one u wrote about

Holmes: hmm

davepoobond: ep. 3 is the subway one

Holmes: herbal orgasmic shampoo i think

davepoobond: i meant scluckle

Holmes: no the last one had the verizon wireless guy in it

davepoobond: scluckle?

Holmes: yeah

davepoobond: oh damn i remember that

davepoobond: that was funny

davepoobond: you dont have it in your filing cabinet?

davepoobond: bleh, if i had it, it musta been lost in the move from the old computer to this one

Holmes: i think i have it on my computer

Holmes: byt for some reason i can’t access my desktop

Holmes: it froze

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: well i’m putting up the herbal orgasmic and twiggs commercials up now

Holmes: shit

Holmes: shit shit shit

Holmes: i think i lost it

davepoobond: damn

davepoobond: sorry, i mighta actually forgotten to just put it onto my document file

Holmes: the only things i have are the robot porn

Holmes: and the xbox’s box

davepoobond: same with me

Holmes: what the fuck i never deleted it!

davepoobond: heh it seems like it just disappeared

Holmes: maybe the goverment took it

Holmes: O.o

davepoobond: maybe when you wrote it, we went backwards in time, and then it seemed like we read it, and it seemed like it was in existence

davepoobond: but it really wasn’t, because it hadn’t been written yet

Holmes: wow

davepoobond: ?

Holmes: your on crack

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: i knew there was a little something funny in that halloween candy today

Holmes: yeah…did your mom check it before you ate it?

davepoobond: no. my mom didnt even want me to GO trick or treating

davepoobond: cuz i’m “too old”

Holmes: !!!!!!

Holmes: i went trick or treating!

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: in my work clothes

Holmes: at work

davepoobond: did u get a lot of “ur too old” bs

Holmes: and got paid for it

Holmes: i got that the year before

Holmes: when i did go trick or treating

davepoobond: i was a box

Holmes: heh

davepoobond: like a box the size of a mattress

davepoobond: with arm holes and a hole for my head

davepoobond: and then a paper bag on my head

Holmes: you should just run into people

davepoobond: people started calling me sponge bob

davepoobond: it pissed me off

Holmes: lol

Holmes: smack em with your box

davepoobond: the paper bag had a unibrow

Holmes: a box slap

davepoobond: and it was crying blood

davepoobond: some stupid shit heads kicked me and punched me around a little bit though

Holmes: lol

davepoobond: if there’s some white stuff on MnMs is that bad?

Holmes: ….

Holmes: theres only one explanation for white stuff on M&M’s

Holmes: lets just say someone might be a little attracted to the red and yellow eminem commercials

Holmes: lol i said eminem

Holmes: M7M

Holmes: m&m

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: but its powderey

Holmes: =-O

Holmes: snort it

Holmes: if it gives you a good feelings it’s coke

davepoobond: nah, i tossed it

Holmes: if you die it’s anthrax

Holmes: ok

davepoobond: i dont do that shit

Holmes: heh niether do i

davepoobond: its back to the lab again yo

Holmes: word

davepoobond: where’s my snare?

Holmes: up your ass

Holmes: so loose yourself

davepoobond: i’m sorry mama

davepoobond: i never meant to hurt you

davepoobond: i never meant to make you cry but tonight, i’m cleaning out my closetttt

Holmes: sometimes it feels like the world’s on my shoulders

Holmes: everyones leanin on meeeeeeeeeee

davepoobond: daddy what are you doing

Holmes: i sit back with this pack of zig zags and this bag of this weed which gives me the shit needed to be the most meanest MC

davepoobond: i think my dad’s gon craaaazeh

Holmes: hehe

Holmes: till the roof comes up till the sun goes down i’m gonna rip this shit till my bones break out

Holmes: ok i’m going to attempt to drown myself…you can try this at home….you can be just like me

davepoobond: If you wrote 1 million and 1 billion on a piece of paper, how many kidney beans are in a can of tuna?

A. I like to play with hot dogs

B. 15

C. ha

D. toss it higher, we’re down to 12 seconds!

Holmes: D

Holmes: definetly

davepoobond: thats actually a pretty funny question huh

Holmes: yes

Holmes: i made a loud laugh and my brother told me to shut up

davepoobond: ask him the question

Holmes: he said: “WHAT THE FUCK?”

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: heh

Holmes: he read the question

Holmes: and said “thats the stupidest question ever…your friend is retarded”

davepoobond: ask him this then

davepoobond: 46. How do you pee?

A. Standing up

B. Sitting down

C. Squatting next to a bush

D. Laying down, so you can make a “pee pee fountain”
Holmes: he said option d was gay

davepoobond: cuz he’s not a real man, thats why

davepoobond: all REAL men do D

Holmes: lol

Holmes: he said “he must be doin C…what a fuckin crackhead”

davepoobond: 59. Which actress do you like best?

A. Nicole Kidman

B. Penelope Cruz

C. Tom Cruise

D. Rosie O’Donnel

Holmes: he said B./…she’s fuckin hot

Holmes: and laughed at tom cruise

davepoobond: An oak tree’s fruit is known as…

A. acorn

B. rose

C. needle

D. calculator

Holmes: he said your fruity

davepoobond: Men that most use power saws are called…

A. loggers

B. foremen

C. farmers

D. politicians

Holmes: d

davepoobond: get any lately?

A. yes

B. no

C. Get what?

D. I’m a retard

Holmes: he said A and i called him a liar and he punched me

Holmes: lol

davepoobond: ahaha

davepoobond: What would you most likely say when confronted by a man-eating bunny?

A. Its on a bridge

B. I’m going to star in a movie with the women from Murder She Wrote

C. I am Iron Man

D. Hi

Holmes: he told me stop asking him retarded q1uestions then said C lol

davepoobond: What do you think Michael Jackson would do if his house burned down or it was blown up?

A. Do a Moonwalk

B. clap his hands to make it all go away

C. Ask for the help of children

D. die

Holmes: lol

Holmes: he laughed a little bit and said C then said “then rape them all”

davepoobond: haha

davepoobond: What hardship did the Pilgrims endure during their trip across the Atlantic?

A. No plumbing

B. secrets about gold coins in every box of Cocoa Puffs

C. Corn flakes

D. Winnie the Pooh was the only book to read

Holmes: lol

Holmes: B

davepoobond: What would you do if you had 90,000 donuts?

A. sell them for 30 cents each

B. jump into them

C. eat them

D. drive a semi truck through them

Holmes: definetly D

davepoobond: True or False: Watermelon

A = True

B = False

C = Go to Hell

davepoobond: thats all i got right now

Holmes: he said D: go to hell and fuck yourself

davepoobond: ask him “wanna help me do the second part?”

Holmes: he said: No

Holmes: he’s playin wrestlemania

davepoobond: heh

Holmes: like the homosexual he is

Holmes: and i’m saying this outloud while i’m typing it

Holmes: so he canjk;fds;dds;’sdd i’;’mmmmmmm gaydooosuj

davepoobond: haha

Holmes: asshole

Holmes: yeah anyways

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: remember GUTS?

Holmes: oh yeah

Holmes: lol

Holmes: old school nickelodeon

Holmes: my brother farted that retard

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: jeeze man your lucky you don’t have retarded older brothers

davepoobond: worse, i have a bitchy younger sister

Holmes: yeah but you can over power her easily

Holmes: duct tape always works

davepoobond: right

Holmes: and belts

davepoobond: meteors don’t make good fertilizer

Holmes: …..

Holmes: uh ok

davepoobond: bouncing barracuda! I’ve been hooked!

Holmes: heh

Holmes: is that from sponge bob square pants?

davepoobond: i dont know

davepoobond: probably

Holmes: have yu ever watched the show?

davepoobond: yeah, hate it

Holmes: !!!!!!

Holmes: what!

Holmes: how can you hate it?

davepoobond: its not funny

Holmes: eh i guess everyone has there opinion

davepoobond: it has SOME funny parts in it, but as a whole i wouldnt watch it for anything

Holmes: i mean i can understand just not likin it but hating it……

davepoobond: i dont really hate it

davepoobond: but if i had a choice between sponge bob and land before time VII, i’d watch land before time VII

davepoobond: it seems like a copout from all their other shows

Holmes: some episodes are ALRIGHT

Holmes: but you have to see the one where they remake a store orientation video for the krusty krab for newly hired employees

Holmes: it’s hilarious to me because i;’ve seen one of those crappy ones at my work and i thought how crappy it was

Holmes: but anyways

Holmes: whatever

Holmes: enough said

davepoobond: i dont like any of the new nick toons

davepoobond: i guess thats why i really dont like sponge bob, cuz its a new nick toon

Holmes: yeah most of them are dumb

davepoobond: its just got something about it, more politically correct kind of cartoon kind of thing

Holmes: i just lik spongebob

davepoobond: more retarded

Holmes: not really

Holmes: you have to see some of the stuff they do…

davepoobond: before, it was like intellectual kind of things, like ren and stimpy, ahh real monsters

davepoobond: and rugbrats

Holmes: sponge bob is actually more intellectual then you think…you just have to look below the surface…the surface is for the kids who don’t get it

Holmes: and laugh because a stupid sponge and a starfish sound retarded

davepoobond: of course, thats what they do for all cartoons, even sesame street

davepoobond: all kid tv shows

Holmes: not really

Holmes: rockos modern life was basically for adults

davepoobond: and thats what makes the children introduced to adult themes earlier in life

Holmes: simpsons same thing

Holmes: ren and stimpy

Holmes: king of the hill

davepoobond: but simpsosn and king of the hill are on network stations

Holmes: true

davepoobond: ren and stimpy and rocko were on nickelodean

Holmes: rugrats are for everyone

davepoobond: what adult watched nickelodean? almost none

davepoobond: only when their kid was did they

davepoobond: its all a conspiracy

Holmes: heh

davepoobond: the dumbing down of america

davepoobond: grab the kids, then pull the parents in

Holmes: they did a recent poll

Holmes: college kids watch more nicktoons then adults

davepoobond: because they grew up with it

Holmes: especially spongebob

Holmes: for some odd reason

Holmes: i dunno

Holmes: anyways

Holmes: forget this

davepoobond: conspiracy conspiracy

Holmes: ren and stimpy are classics

Holmes: “YOU STUUUPID IIIIIDIOT!”

Holmes: *slap*

davepoobond: yeah that was great

Holmes: even though that was the reason why my brother mike kept hitting me :-\

Holmes: he always use to say that after we watched the show

Holmes: and then slap me

Holmes: and we get into a fight

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: i gtg later

Holmes: later

–

End of IMs3

davepoobond: windows media player’s visualizations are so cool

davepoobond: especially randomization: battery

Holmes: yes

Holmes: you have windows xp?

davepoobond: ya

Holmes: damn you

Holmes: you have better visualzations

davepoobond: hehe

davepoobond: u can dl them

Holmes: yes

Holmes: ut some are for windows XP

Holmes: and some are for the others

davepoobond: o well

davepoobond: i gotta buncha skins for it

davepoobond: they’re kinda ok

davepoobond: all the ones from microsoft’s site

davepoobond: man these visualizations are eye pleasing

Holmes: they probablly have secret messages saying: “buy microsoft”

davepoobond: strangely, i feel like that i should be loyal to microsoft for the rest of my life now

davepoobond: yes, the circling zig zagging line is all knowing

Holmes: hehe

Holmes: must…..buy……microsoft

Holmes: must……buy….windows

Holmes: “in todays news, people are buying an extradonary large amount of new windows for there homes.”

Holmes: Bill Gates: “damnit i should have put MICROSOFT windows!!!!!!!”

davepoobond: yeah…that’s what i’m gonna do, bye

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: hey send me this IM

davepoobond: i dont have the whole thing

Holmes: ok

Holmes: Hey, I’ve been thinkin, you wanna get it on tomorrow night

davepoobond: oh yeah baby

Holmes: I alrighty then, what time and place

davepoobond: 5:00

davepoobond: cuz at 7, i gotta watch transformers armada

Holmes: fair enough

Holmes: alright. well see ya at 5, later

davepoobond: welp

Holmes: help?

davepoobond: welp

Holmes: ARE YOU IN TROUBLE?

Holmes: oh

davepoobond: heh

Holmes: you can go welp yourself

davepoobond: go welp ur mom

davepoobond: >.>

davepoobond: hey can u give me a copy of this IM. i xed it out heh

Holmes: !

Holmes: HOW DARE YOU!

Holmes: ok

Holmes: I will welp your mom first

davepoobond: yeah well ur mom says “welp welp” all day

Holmes: I will NOT hear this!

davepoobond: and she just BEGS for people to come over and WELP her

Holmes: STOP IT!

davepoobond: NO

Holmes: *closes eyes* “I’m in a happy place, a happy happy place”

davepoobond: 98989123~!!

Holmes: DON’T MAKE FUN OF MY MOMS WEIGHT!

Holmes: your mom weighs 5 pounds

Holmes: it’s it’s 5 pounds WELP!

davepoobond: welp ur mom

Holmes: STOP IT

davepoobond: x2

Holmes: AHHHH

davepoobond: ahahahaha

Holmes: I can welp anything with more then 4 legs

davepoobond: klondike bars are gooood, just like ur moms welping

Holmes: STOP!

Holmes: i’m calling my mom

davepoobond: good, maybe i can get some welping tonight

Holmes: argh!

Holmes: she says you couldn’t welp like my dad even if you had extra welping power

Holmes: hahahhaha

davepoobond: yeah, well i have a whip welper helper that does 2 times as much as ur dad does in 1 second!

Holmes: well i have hamberger helper and it tastes like shit…like your moms welping!

davepoobond: OMG

davepoobond: ur askin for it now

Holmes: i’m askin for it…like a guy who asks for welping!

Holmes: …wait i’m missing something

Holmes: oh yeah

Holmes: FROM YOUR MOM!

Holmes: HAHAHAHHAHA

–

davepoobond signs on and off.

–

Holmes: ouch man…

Holmes: sorry

davepoobond: what for

Holmes: that welping got out of hand

davepoobond: ya…oh well

Holmes: shake hands

Holmes: ?

davepoobond: sure

Holmes: well..after i get welped by your mom!

Holmes: HAHAHAHAHHA

davepoobond: U BASTARD

Holmes: ouch man…you just went to far

Holmes: theres no need for name calling

davepoobond: i’m sorry

davepoobond: sorry ur so STUPID

Holmes: OUCH!

davepoobond: AHAHAHAH

Holmes: oh man you…you…napkin head!

davepoobond: go pee an acid puddle

Holmes: go get cranium pregnant

Holmes: ola

davepoobond: hey

davepoobond: sorry for not saying anything b4 i logged off

davepoobond: i got really busy

Holmes: ??

Holmes: when was this

davepoobond: yesterday

davepoobond: u asked if i was updatin squackle

Holmes: oh yeah

Holmes: it’s all good

Holmes: 😎

Holmes: i’m justv trying to survive writing this essay

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: i gotta write one too…bleh

Holmes: damn school! i can’t believe i pay so much money for this shit

Holmes: to be struggling over writing a stupid essay on a stupid play

Holmes: writing on how good Hamlet is…what do they want me to do? jerk off to the thought of some freak who can’t kill his dads murderer?

davepoobond: heh

Holmes: too bad i can’t video tape me pissing on a book that I bought and turn it in instead of the essay

Holmes: “This is how Hamlet made me feel”

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: yeeehaw i’m gettin aolpress again

Holmes: YEAH!

Holmes: AWESOME!

davepoobond: o hell ya

Holmes: whats AOL Press?

davepoobond: its an HTML editor

Holmes: oh yeah

davepoobond: that’s what i use for squackle

Holmes: i remeber that

davepoobond: i saw The Glass House last week

davepoobond: that movie was pretty gay

Holmes: was it good?

Holmes: nevermind

davepoobond: heh

Holmes: it’s a suspense movie?

davepoobond: yeah

Holmes: with michelle pfiefer

Holmes: ?

davepoobond: the girl isnt really that hot. i mean…shes ok…but you know that she’s a dork kinda, and that’s a turn off

davepoobond: i dont know if that was her

davepoobond: its a kinda dumb movie

Holmes: “lets go to the computer lab so we can have the genetic makeup of this ghost”

davepoobond: ….heh

davepoobond: nothing like that was in it

Holmes: heh

Holmes: lmao

Holmes: i checked on amazon.com

Holmes: the price dropped like ]: lol

davepoobond: cuz its so stupid

davepoobond: it made nothing in the box office

Holmes: 21.95 X

davepoobond: and they advertized the hell out of that

Holmes: 19.99

Holmes: 17.96

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: its not even worth that much

davepoobond: its like a ]: heh

davepoobond: used it is then!

Holmes: “We have an overstock of used Glass House DVD’s…please, we will not buy anymore up”

davepoobond: better reserve my copy

davepoobond: lolll

Holmes: lmao

Holmes: that’ll be a $20 fee

Holmes: oh shit you reminded me to reserve GTA Vice City

davepoobond: can you reserve that yet

Holmes: did you ever see Joy Ride?

davepoobond: nope

Holmes: yeah

Holmes: good movie

Holmes: watch it

davepoobond: k

davepoobond: i’ll get gtavc after it comes out

davepoobond: thats gonna be such a kick ass game

Holmes: yeah

davepoobond: i have to beat gta bleh

Holmes: actually i didnt really like the respect meters

Holmes: well not so much the respect METERS, but at least allow you to get the fuckin mafia off your ass

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: but thats what makes the game more difficult

davepoobond: as the game goes on, more people try to kill you

Holmes: yeah but at least let the army in the tanks shoot the gun

Holmes: and add a 7th star: Marines!

davepoobond: heh, they come in on helicopters

davepoobond: they’re like firin at you as they come down off of black hawks

Holmes: oh yeah and 8th Star: Rainbow Six secret anti-terrorist group

davepoobond: 9th: James Bond

davepoobond: 10th: teletubbies

Holmes: oh man

davepoobond: “I GOT THE TELETUBBIES ON MY ASS! HELP!”

Holmes: thats going way to fire

davepoobond: “IT HURTS SO MUCH”

Holmes: “Hehe we want to hug you and fill you with love!”

Holmes: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

Holmes: 11th: Vanilla Ice

Holmes: “Ice Ice baby! Oh yeah! Going down!”

Holmes: “can’t stop this! go ice go! oh yeah!”

davepoobond: 12th: tmnt

davepoobond: 1]: 1]: O.O

Holmes: 15: pepsi girl

davepoobond: 16: benny hill

davepoobond: 17: michael jackson

Holmes: 18: lucky charms leprechaun

davepoobond: there’s gonna be like stars going around the whole screen

Holmes: lmao

Holmes: *******************************************************

Holmes: last anf final star: All of the above and…gasp!…Bill Gates!

Holmes: if you kill him you get all his money and you beat the game’

Holmes: oh yeah! they should have Co-Op and Counter-Op play in GTAVC

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: do you know if you can spray a helicopter with the fire hose

Holmes: i doubt it

davepoobond: i mean if you actually could

davepoobond: cuz..i think i can

Holmes: OH I’d be Mr. Frosty! The Ice Cream truck man!

Holmes: cooooool

davepoobond: near your home in shoreside vale

Holmes: yeah it’d be cool

davepoobond: if you burn a lotta people

davepoobond: or get a fire truck to come there

davepoobond: and then get ]: and if the helicopter is off the cliff

Holmes: does it blow up?

davepoobond: i dont know

davepoobond: i didnt do it

Holmes: or it just keeps shooting at you

davepoobond: i flew off the cliff b]: oh

Holmes: man learn how to fly the dodo it’s so phat

Holmes: phat…smack me if i ever use that word again

Holmes: anyways

Holmes: it’s really cool

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: but i wanna try and beat the game first

Holmes: it’s hard

Holmes: but it’s fun

Holmes: my cousin comes over EVERY day to play GTA: “um…can i play your playstation?”

Holmes: “NO!”

Holmes: “mommy!”

Holmes: “fine play it…”

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: i bought the damn thing and he;s always playin my game on GTA and the taxi missions

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: tell him to get crazy taxi

davepoobond: no shooting involved >.>

davepoobond: and..you…cant run over people

Holmes: i had crazy taxi….i had to hide it everytime he came over

davepoobond: crazy taxi is kinda boring now though isnt it

Holmes: yeah bastards jump out of the way

Holmes: why can’t they just stand still?

Holmes: yeah…i sold it

Holmes: 20 bucks

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: are you supposed to get Microsoft Front Page with Windows XP?

Holmes: i don’t think so

davepoobond: bleh

Holmes: microsoft is tooo cheap to pull shit like that

davepoobond: they should make it apart of office

Holmes: oh my fuckin god

Holmes: that is sick

davepoobond: what

Holmes: this couple made there adopted daughter drink so much water that her brain swelled and she died

davepoobond: wtf

Holmes: that is so mean

davepoobond: well i guess that tells me what happens when i drink too much water

Holmes: well yeah you get whats called a water high when you drown your cells and you get a euphoric feeling

Holmes: but they even went past that

davepoobond: heh

Holmes: thats also why some people die on exctasy from drinking to much or not enough water

davepoobond: lol “Bang Bus”

Holmes: lmao

davepoobond: stupid banner ad

Holmes: “the magical school bus just got a whole lot more magical”

davepoobond: LOL

davepoobond: is flash MX the best flash thing right now

Holmes: newest but not really the best…i’m confused at it

davepoobond: would you reccommend i get that one

Holmes: isn’t this ironic

davepoobond: what

Holmes: a popup window appeared with this message: “Tired of those annoying popup windows? Try a free trial of our program called NoPops!”

davepoobond: haha

Holmes: maybe

Holmes: might as well try

davepoobond: its 1.5 hours

davepoobond: 2 hours

Holmes: wow

Holmes: heh

davepoobond: is dreamweaver an ftp client too

Holmes: i don’t think so..check it on macromedia.com

davepoobond: oh they made dreamweaver too?

Holmes: O.O

Holmes: yeah

Holmes: THEY MADE DREAMWEAVER MX!

davepoobond: macromedia makes a lotta good stuff…

davepoobond: really

Holmes: and i’m stuck with 8 pff lol

davepoobond: get it get it get it