#10280: davepoobond -> Holmes

davepoobond: yeeehaw i’m gettin aolpress again

Holmes: YEAH!

Holmes: AWESOME!

davepoobond: o hell ya

Holmes: whats AOL Press?

davepoobond: its an HTML editor

Holmes: oh yeah

davepoobond: that’s what i use for squackle

Holmes: i remeber that

davepoobond: i saw The Glass House last week

davepoobond: that movie was pretty gay

Holmes: was it good?

Holmes: nevermind

davepoobond: heh

Holmes: it’s a suspense movie?

davepoobond: yeah

Holmes: with michelle pfiefer

Holmes: ?

davepoobond: the girl isnt really that hot. i mean…shes ok…but you know that she’s a dork kinda, and that’s a turn off

davepoobond: i dont know if that was her

davepoobond: its a kinda dumb movie

Holmes: “lets go to the computer lab so we can have the genetic makeup of this ghost”

davepoobond: ….heh

davepoobond: nothing like that was in it

Holmes: heh

Holmes: lmao

Holmes: i checked on amazon.com

Holmes: the price dropped like ]: lol

davepoobond: cuz its so stupid

davepoobond: it made nothing in the box office

Holmes: 21.95 X

davepoobond: and they advertized the hell out of that

Holmes: 19.99

Holmes: 17.96

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: its not even worth that much

davepoobond: its like a ]: heh

davepoobond: used it is then!

Holmes: “We have an overstock of used Glass House DVD’s…please, we will not buy anymore up”

davepoobond: better reserve my copy

davepoobond: lolll

Holmes: lmao

Holmes: that’ll be a $20 fee

Holmes: oh shit you reminded me to reserve GTA Vice City

davepoobond: can you reserve that yet

Holmes: did you ever see Joy Ride?

davepoobond: nope

Holmes: yeah

Holmes: good movie

Holmes: watch it

davepoobond: k

davepoobond: i’ll get gtavc after it comes out

davepoobond: thats gonna be such a kick ass game

Holmes: yeah

davepoobond: i have to beat gta bleh

Holmes: actually i didnt really like the respect meters

Holmes: well not so much the respect METERS, but at least allow you to get the fuckin mafia off your ass

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: but thats what makes the game more difficult

davepoobond: as the game goes on, more people try to kill you

Holmes: yeah but at least let the army in the tanks shoot the gun

Holmes: and add a 7th star: Marines!

davepoobond: heh, they come in on helicopters

davepoobond: they’re like firin at you as they come down off of black hawks

Holmes: oh yeah and 8th Star: Rainbow Six secret anti-terrorist group

davepoobond: 9th: James Bond

davepoobond: 10th: teletubbies

Holmes: oh man


Holmes: thats going way to fire

davepoobond: “IT HURTS SO MUCH”

Holmes: “Hehe we want to hug you and fill you with love!”


Holmes: 11th: Vanilla Ice

Holmes: “Ice Ice baby! Oh yeah! Going down!”

Holmes: “can’t stop this! go ice go! oh yeah!”

davepoobond: 12th: tmnt

davepoobond: 1]: 1]: O.O

Holmes: 15: pepsi girl

davepoobond: 16: benny hill

davepoobond: 17: michael jackson

Holmes: 18: lucky charms leprechaun

davepoobond: there’s gonna be like stars going around the whole screen

Holmes: lmao

Holmes: *******************************************************

Holmes: last anf final star: All of the above and…gasp!…Bill Gates!

Holmes: if you kill him you get all his money and you beat the game’

Holmes: oh yeah! they should have Co-Op and Counter-Op play in GTAVC

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: do you know if you can spray a helicopter with the fire hose

Holmes: i doubt it

davepoobond: i mean if you actually could

davepoobond: cuz..i think i can

Holmes: OH I’d be Mr. Frosty! The Ice Cream truck man!

Holmes: cooooool

davepoobond: near your home in shoreside vale

Holmes: yeah it’d be cool

davepoobond: if you burn a lotta people

davepoobond: or get a fire truck to come there

davepoobond: and then get ]: and if the helicopter is off the cliff

Holmes: does it blow up?

davepoobond: i dont know

davepoobond: i didnt do it

Holmes: or it just keeps shooting at you

davepoobond: i flew off the cliff b]: oh

Holmes: man learn how to fly the dodo it’s so phat

Holmes: phat…smack me if i ever use that word again

Holmes: anyways

Holmes: it’s really cool

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: but i wanna try and beat the game first

Holmes: it’s hard

Holmes: but it’s fun

Holmes: my cousin comes over EVERY day to play GTA: “um…can i play your playstation?”

Holmes: “NO!”

Holmes: “mommy!”

Holmes: “fine play it…”

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: i bought the damn thing and he;s always playin my game on GTA and the taxi missions

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: tell him to get crazy taxi

davepoobond: no shooting involved >.>

davepoobond: and..you…cant run over people

Holmes: i had crazy taxi….i had to hide it everytime he came over

davepoobond: crazy taxi is kinda boring now though isnt it

Holmes: yeah bastards jump out of the way

Holmes: why can’t they just stand still?

Holmes: yeah…i sold it

Holmes: 20 bucks

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: are you supposed to get Microsoft Front Page with Windows XP?

Holmes: i don’t think so

davepoobond: bleh

Holmes: microsoft is tooo cheap to pull shit like that

davepoobond: they should make it apart of office

Holmes: oh my fuckin god

Holmes: that is sick

davepoobond: what

Holmes: this couple made there adopted daughter drink so much water that her brain swelled and she died

davepoobond: wtf

Holmes: that is so mean

davepoobond: well i guess that tells me what happens when i drink too much water

Holmes: well yeah you get whats called a water high when you drown your cells and you get a euphoric feeling

Holmes: but they even went past that

davepoobond: heh

Holmes: thats also why some people die on exctasy from drinking to much or not enough water

davepoobond: lol “Bang Bus”

Holmes: lmao

davepoobond: stupid banner ad

Holmes: “the magical school bus just got a whole lot more magical”

davepoobond: LOL

davepoobond: is flash MX the best flash thing right now

Holmes: newest but not really the best…i’m confused at it

davepoobond: would you reccommend i get that one

Holmes: isn’t this ironic

davepoobond: what

Holmes: a popup window appeared with this message: “Tired of those annoying popup windows? Try a free trial of our program called NoPops!”

davepoobond: haha

Holmes: maybe

Holmes: might as well try

davepoobond: its 1.5 hours

davepoobond: 2 hours

Holmes: wow

Holmes: heh

davepoobond: is dreamweaver an ftp client too

Holmes: i don’t think so..check it on macromedia.com

davepoobond: oh they made dreamweaver too?

Holmes: O.O

Holmes: yeah


davepoobond: macromedia makes a lotta good stuff…

davepoobond: really

Holmes: and i’m stuck with 8 pff lol

davepoobond: get it get it get it

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