Holmes: ARE YOU IN TROUBLE?
Holmes: you can go welp yourself
davepoobond: go welp ur mom
davepoobond: hey can u give me a copy of this IM. i xed it out heh
Holmes: HOW DARE YOU!
Holmes: I will welp your mom first
davepoobond: yeah well ur mom says “welp welp” all day
Holmes: I will NOT hear this!
davepoobond: and she just BEGS for people to come over and WELP her
Holmes: STOP IT!
Holmes: *closes eyes* “I’m in a happy place, a happy happy place”
Holmes: DON’T MAKE FUN OF MY MOMS WEIGHT!
Holmes: your mom weighs 5 pounds
Holmes: it’s it’s 5 pounds WELP!
davepoobond: welp ur mom
Holmes: STOP IT
Holmes: I can welp anything with more then 4 legs
davepoobond: klondike bars are gooood, just like ur moms welping
Holmes: i’m calling my mom
davepoobond: good, maybe i can get some welping tonight
Holmes: she says you couldn’t welp like my dad even if you had extra welping power
davepoobond: yeah, well i have a whip welper helper that does 2 times as much as ur dad does in 1 second!
Holmes: well i have hamberger helper and it tastes like shit…like your moms welping!
davepoobond: ur askin for it now
Holmes: i’m askin for it…like a guy who asks for welping!
Holmes: …wait i’m missing something
Holmes: oh yeah
Holmes: FROM YOUR MOM!
davepoobond signs on and off.
Holmes: ouch man…
davepoobond: what for
Holmes: that welping got out of hand
davepoobond: ya…oh well
Holmes: shake hands
Holmes: well..after i get welped by your mom!
davepoobond: U BASTARD
Holmes: ouch man…you just went to far
Holmes: theres no need for name calling
davepoobond: i’m sorry
davepoobond: sorry ur so STUPID
Holmes: oh man you…you…napkin head!
davepoobond: go pee an acid puddle
Holmes: go get cranium pregnant