#10397: davepoobond -> Holmes

davepoobond: man i have so many dictionary submissions, i have enough of them for like at least a month maybe

davepoobond: and then i have 600 other words

Holmes: haha

Holmes: hey you never put scluckle 4 up!

davepoobond: i didnt?

davepoobond: oh yeah i probably didnt

Holmes: uh

davepoobond: lemme see if i have it

Holmes: k

davepoobond: eh i dont have it..

davepoobond: do u have it in ur filing cabinet?

Holmes: hmm

davepoobond: r u sure u wrote one?

davepoobond: the ones i have from u i havent put up yet are:

davepoobond: robot porn

davepoobond: The case of the missing X Box’s Box (yeah you heard right)

davepoobond: thats it

davepoobond: what was the last one u wrote about

Holmes: hmm

davepoobond: ep. 3 is the subway one

Holmes: herbal orgasmic shampoo i think

davepoobond: i meant scluckle

Holmes: no the last one had the verizon wireless guy in it

davepoobond: scluckle?

Holmes: yeah

davepoobond: oh damn i remember that

davepoobond: that was funny

davepoobond: you dont have it in your filing cabinet?

davepoobond: bleh, if i had it, it musta been lost in the move from the old computer to this one

Holmes: i think i have it on my computer

Holmes: byt for some reason i can’t access my desktop

Holmes: it froze

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: well i’m putting up the herbal orgasmic and twiggs commercials up now

Holmes: shit

Holmes: shit shit shit

Holmes: i think i lost it

davepoobond: damn

davepoobond: sorry, i mighta actually forgotten to just put it onto my document file

Holmes: the only things i have are the robot porn

Holmes: and the xbox’s box

davepoobond: same with me

Holmes: what the fuck i never deleted it!

davepoobond: heh it seems like it just disappeared

Holmes: maybe the goverment took it

Holmes: O.o

davepoobond: maybe when you wrote it, we went backwards in time, and then it seemed like we read it, and it seemed like it was in existence

davepoobond: but it really wasn’t, because it hadn’t been written yet

Holmes: wow

davepoobond: ?

Holmes: your on crack

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: i knew there was a little something funny in that halloween candy today

Holmes: yeah…did your mom check it before you ate it?

davepoobond: no. my mom didnt even want me to GO trick or treating

davepoobond: cuz i’m “too old”

Holmes: !!!!!!

Holmes: i went trick or treating!

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: in my work clothes

Holmes: at work

davepoobond: did u get a lot of “ur too old” bs

Holmes: and got paid for it

Holmes: i got that the year before

Holmes: when i did go trick or treating

davepoobond: i was a box

Holmes: heh

davepoobond: like a box the size of a mattress

davepoobond: with arm holes and a hole for my head

davepoobond: and then a paper bag on my head

Holmes: you should just run into people

davepoobond: people started calling me sponge bob

davepoobond: it pissed me off

Holmes: lol

Holmes: smack em with your box

davepoobond: the paper bag had a unibrow

Holmes: a box slap

davepoobond: and it was crying blood

davepoobond: some stupid shit heads kicked me and punched me around a little bit though

Holmes: lol

davepoobond: if there’s some white stuff on MnMs is that bad?

Holmes: ….

Holmes: theres only one explanation for white stuff on M&M’s

Holmes: lets just say someone might be a little attracted to the red and yellow eminem commercials

Holmes: lol i said eminem

Holmes: M7M

Holmes: m&m

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: but its powderey

Holmes: =-O

Holmes: snort it

Holmes: if it gives you a good feelings it’s coke

davepoobond: nah, i tossed it

Holmes: if you die it’s anthrax

Holmes: ok

davepoobond: i dont do that shit

Holmes: heh niether do i

davepoobond: its back to the lab again yo

Holmes: word

davepoobond: where’s my snare?

Holmes: up your ass

Holmes: so loose yourself

davepoobond: i’m sorry mama

davepoobond: i never meant to hurt you

davepoobond: i never meant to make you cry but tonight, i’m cleaning out my closetttt

Holmes: sometimes it feels like the world’s on my shoulders

Holmes: everyones leanin on meeeeeeeeeee

davepoobond: daddy what are you doing

Holmes: i sit back with this pack of zig zags and this bag of this weed which gives me the shit needed to be the most meanest MC

davepoobond: i think my dad’s gon craaaazeh

Holmes: hehe

Holmes: till the roof comes up till the sun goes down i’m gonna rip this shit till my bones break out

Holmes: ok i’m going to attempt to drown myself…you can try this at home….you can be just like me

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