“curly hair is dominant”
– Mrs. Biology Bitch
Tag Archives: hair
Quote #13916
“hey, that’s my fro”
– Donkmaster
Joke #13792
Q: What do you get a huge, hairy gorilla for Christmas?
A: Anything he wants!
Joke #13739
Q: Which carol is about men with beards and moustaches?
A: God Rest Ye Hairy Gentlemen.
Quote #13551
“10 plus a hair….20 plus a hair”
– Dr. OldNBald
Joke #13190
My husband is so bald that when you look at him from a distance, it looks like his neck is blowing bubblegum.
Joke #13177
“Yesterday my wife teased her hair and it looks like she really made it mad!”
Joke #13075
Talk about double trouble. I’m the only person on my block with gray hair and acne.
Joke #13064
BARBER: “How do you want your hair cut?”
MAN: “In silence!”
Tongue Twisters
– Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
– Seventy sailors sailed seven swift ships.
– Joe jumps joyfully in June and July.
– Davy Dear ducks Dinah Dear daily.
– Fast Freddie Frog fries fat flying fish.
– Hairy Harry Hartley hurries home.
– Slippery southern snakes slide swiftly down ski slopes.
– Billy Bunny burst his big beautiful blue balloon.
– Fran fans Fred frantically.
– Fast Frank fries frankfurters and french fries.
– How many bagels could a Beagle bake if a Beagle could bake bagels?
– Seven silly skunks sighed sadly.
– Little Linda Lamb licks her lovely lips.
– “Shoot, Sally,” Slim Sam shouted shyly.
– Wee Willy whistles to wise Wilber Whale.
Your Blind Date is a Dud If…
If you’re a fellow who goes out on a lot of blind dates, you’ve got to beware of real duds. Your blind date is a dud if:
– She’s the kind of girl who uses too much perfume and not enough deodorant.
– She yells downstairs that she’ll be ready as soon as she finds her wig and false teeth.
– She sticks her bublegum behind her ear to kiss you hello.
– You have to stand on a chair to kiss her hello.
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If you’re a girl who goes out on blind dates, you’ve got to beware of losers. Girls, your blind date is a loser if:
– He has more hair on his face than he does on his head.
– He picks the lock of your front door instead of knocking.
– He shows up driving a hearse.
– He asks you if you’d like something to drink and takes you to the water fountain in the park.
– He takes you to a fancy restaurant wearing a tee shirt with another girl’s picture printed on it.
– When he meets your parents, he picks a fight with them.
Joke #12193
Men with hair have more on their minds than bald men.
Joke #11893
Q: How can you tell if someone who’s just had a perm is on the phone?
A: You get a frizzy signal!
Joke #11632
Q: Why would a barber rather give six Earthlings haircuts than one visitor from space?
A: Because he’d get six times as much money, silly!
Joke #11631
Q: What did the hairless creature from space say when he got a comb for a gift?
A: I’ll never part with it.