My day started off bad. This morning I slept right through the alarm. To make matters worse it was my smoke alarm. You can’t imagine how depressing it is to open your eyes the first thing in the morning and find yourself ten stories up on a ladder over a fireman’s shoulder.
Tag Archives: fire
Joke #11387
Peggy: Which candles burn longer – wax candles or tallow candles?
Ron: I don’t know. Which?
Peggy: Neither. They both burn shorter!
flame retardant
flame retardant – n. a dim-witted camper who sets himself on fire trying to get warm
Joke #10982
Q: Why do burn victims hate hospital food?
A: It makes their skin crawl.
Joke #10967
Q: What do you call a talk show host who is yelling in a burning building?
A: Arson-eeee-oooh!
paartne
paartne – n. a barrel of C-4 just hanging around where a fire is, so as to make everything blow up. Randomly appears in movies.
quelat
quelat – n. a cat fight (with knives involved) in a plane going down in flames
almork
almork – v. to inhale fire
pyrograndpa
pyrograndpa – n. the grandpa of a pyro
;} a pyro that is a grandpa
pyrograndma
pyrograndma – n. the grandma of a pyro
;} a pyro that is a grandma
pyrobro
pyrobro – n. the brother of a pyro
;} a pyro that is a brother
pyrodad
pyrodad – n. the dad of a pyro
;} a pyro that is a dad
pyromom
pyromom – n. the mom of a pyro
;} a pyro that is a mom
pyrosis
pyrosis – n. a condition in which you are afraid of pyros
;} the sister of a pyro
;} a pyro that is a sister
zabala
zabala – v. to burn your house and put it in an urn