Q: Why did the chopped meat get slapped in the face?
A: It was fresh!
Tag Archives: face
Joke #17596
Q: How do you see a very tiny cat’s face?
A: With a MUGnifying glass!
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“oooh…solitaire….”
::farts in sisterpoobond’s face while she’s playing::
– davepoobond
Quote #17041
“the boy had an uncanny look on his face when his mom gave him a million dollars”
– davepoobond
Quote #15274
“look at the smile on his face! …He doesn’t know where he is”
– from the TV
Quote #15043
“Ok, just one face, then we gotta go”
– from the TV
Quote #14936
“Keep your fur face out of this”
– from the TV
Quote #14746
“Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?”
– Super Troopers (2001)
Quote #14660
“we’re gonna be so rich we’ll hire an Eskimo to sit on your face”
– from a movie. Don’t know what this is from.
Quote #14631
“Los Locos kick your ass,
Los Locos kick your face,
Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!”
– Short Circuit 2 (1988)
Joke #13045
I’m so frail that the last time someone kicked sand in my face, the grains knocked me out cold.
Joke #13012
A woman on a local bus was making a real pest of herself by asking the driver every few minutes, “Have we come to Walnut Drive yet?” After twenty minutes, she finally said, “Tell me, how will I know when we get to Walnut Drive?”
The driver turned to her and answered, “By the big smile on my face, lady!”