“its ok, you can lick my eyeball, it tickles. whooahaha!”
– from the TV
Tag Archives: eye
Quote #14803
“MBC eye liners are great but then again everything I have ordered from MBC is superb. Keep up the great work. GO MBC!”
– from the Internet
Quote #14267
“your eye doesn’t notice the page number, unless you’re looking for it”
– Ms. Boms
Quote #14100
“…it’ll be transmitted to the eye of a growing infant…”
– Mrs. Biology Bitch
Joke #13325
Q: What did the hurricane say to the island?
A: I got my eye on you!
Joke #13218
“Doctor, what’s the quickest cure for double vision?”
“Shut one eye!”
Joke #13130
The other day a wife said to her husband, “We’ve been married ten years and it’s been five years since you put your arms around me and gave me a hug.”
Looking her right in the eye, the man replied, “Don’t blame me. Blame your eating habits! It’s been five years since I could get my arms around you!”
Joke #12922
A dentist told his patient, “I’m sorry, but your eye tooth will have to come out.”
The patient yelled, “I’ll still be able to see, won’t I?”
Joke #12798
A wise man once said: “A bright eye indicates curiosity and a black eye indicates too much curiosity.”
Joke #12796
My secretary isn’t an office gossip. She’s a magician. She can turn an eyeful or an earful into a mouthful.
Joke #11987
OPTOMETRIST: “Can you read the chart over there on that wall?”
PATIENT: “Eye chart? I can’t even see the wall.”
Joke #11306
Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
A: Just between you and me, there’s something that smells.
Joke #11304
Q: Why did everyone call the Cyclops a playboy?
A: He had an eye for the ladies.
Joke #11295
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore am glad you called.
Joke #10812
Q: What do you call it when somebody gets hit in the eye with chocolate pudding?
A: Goo-lash.