Joke #13130

The other day a wife said to her husband, “We’ve been married ten years and it’s been five years since you put your arms around me and gave me a hug.”

Looking her right in the eye, the man replied, “Don’t blame me.  Blame your eating habits!  It’s been five years since I could get my arms around you!”

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