Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
A: “I’ll be your host this evening.”
Tag Archives: dog
Joke #17989
TEDDIE: “My dog is a carpenter.”
EDDIE: “What makes you say that?”
TEDDIE: “Last night he made a bolt for the door.”
Joke #17988
Q: Why did the puppy go to the hair salon?
A: To get a shampoodle.
Joke #17987
Q: What did one dog detective say to the other dog detective?
A: “I think someone is tailing us.”
Joke #17986
Q: What do you call a Labrador retriever that eats only plants?
A: A fetch-etarian.
Joke #17985
Q: What dogs work for the telephone company?
A: Labrador receivers.
Joke #17984
Q: What dog keeps stepping on your toes?
A: A Mexican careless (hairless).
Joke #17983
Q: What would you get if you crossed a dog with lunch meat?
A: A cocker spamiel
Joke #17945
Q: What pet did the race car driver buy?
A: A lap dog.
Joke #17902
Q: What do you call the player behind home plate on an all St. Bernard baseball team?
A: The dog catcher.
Food Lovers from The Wizard of Oz
The Munch-kins
Auntie Em (& M)
The Wicked Sand-witch of the West
The Straw(berry) Man
(Po)Toto
Joke #17629
Q: What would you get if you crossed a cocker spaniel, a French poodle, and a ghost?
A: A cocker-poodle-boo!
Joke #17612
“Doctor, Doctor, please come right away. My dog swallowed a fountain pen!”
“I’ll be right there, but what are you doing in the meantime?”
“I’m using a pencil!”
Quote #17611
“I call my dog ‘Oscar,’ my cat ‘Emmy,’ my hamster ‘Grammy,’ and my goldfish ‘Clio’ because they’re each a prize!”
– From this stupid pet joke book.
Joke #17610
Q: What’s a dog’s highest award?
A: The Os-cur!